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PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by kodded(m): 5:21pm On Apr 17, 2015
Few days ago, Denzel Michael took to his twitter page to share how he avoided his mum catching him when he was watching porn on his laptop.
Denzel said he had to break the screen of his laptop to prevent his mum from catching him.
Surprisingly, the top porn site responded to him by sending him a brand new branded laptop. According to the Vice President of the porn site;
“We got wind of what happened to Denzel and his laptop over the last few days, and realise that this is a common, yet tragic modern day mis-FAP of the average Pornhub fan.”We appreciate Denzel’s loyalty, as well as his clear sense of judgment in picking our site as a digital destination for some adult oriented R&R
“As a result, we would like to send him a brand new laptop alongside some awesome Pornhub swag to use for his continued pleasure.”






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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by olu77(m): 5:24pm On Apr 17, 2015
shocked soon, he will make the list of the most influential youths in the world

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Basildvalour(m): 5:27pm On Apr 17, 2015
...And he'll be carrying that laptop with those logo on it around?

That's not honourable either

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by teemanbastos(m): 5:28pm On Apr 17, 2015
ppl now qet awarded 4 dishonourable things.

EndTIMES
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 5:32pm On Apr 17, 2015
Pornhub, i also broke my iPhone 6 when dad almost caught me watching mojo. . .

Do the needful plz angry
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 5:34pm On Apr 17, 2015
grin grin
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by estyvino(m): 5:36pm On Apr 17, 2015
Weyting be porn sef?
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by danbrowndmf(m): 5:37pm On Apr 17, 2015
Are they Encouragen porn?.cheesy
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by godofwar666(m): 5:39pm On Apr 17, 2015
Nothing to yarn!
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 5:49pm On Apr 17, 2015
lets welcome the season of smashing laptops for pornsite in.
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Cutehector(m): 5:49pm On Apr 17, 2015
Lucky guy
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by LogoDWhiz(m): 5:54pm On Apr 17, 2015
Well, he was dumb.
He could have actually removed the laptop's battery.

Such a world we live in.

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 6:06pm On Apr 17, 2015
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danbrowndmf:
Are they Encouragen porn?.cheesy
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They own the porn site. Of course they are encouraging porn.

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by dechandel(f): 6:08pm On Apr 17, 2015
So what are they tryna promote?? undecided
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by sexynabila(f): 6:09pm On Apr 17, 2015
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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by ramdris(m): 6:12pm On Apr 17, 2015
I swear devil get power. Imagine someone getting compensated for watching porn.
*runs in to break old laptop*
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Brymo: 6:13pm On Apr 17, 2015
hell made easy.

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 6:18pm On Apr 17, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Are they Encouragen porn?.cheesy
And do you speak dutch? cheesy
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by ammyluv2002(f): 6:20pm On Apr 17, 2015
olu77:
shocked soon, he will make list of most influential youths in the world
I dey tell you grin

Crazy world undecided

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by ammyluv2002(f): 6:21pm On Apr 17, 2015
Brymo:
hell made easy.
1,000 Likes

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Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 6:21pm On Apr 17, 2015
sexynabila:
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r u high
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by goodmorning40: 6:22pm On Apr 17, 2015
How will he pull that out without the mother
Getting to know about the whole story
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by valmunich(m): 6:37pm On Apr 17, 2015
So the dude couldn't just close the lappy ni ? undecided
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by danbrowndmf(m): 6:42pm On Apr 17, 2015
Brandnew2:


And do you speak dutch? cheesy
No Igbira.sad
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by FrenchyL(m): 7:01pm On Apr 17, 2015
danbrowndmf:
Are they Encouragen porn?.cheesy

#YesTheyAre cry
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by GIYAZZ(m): 8:29pm On Apr 17, 2015
This is Hilarious cheesy
Re: PHOTOS: Porn Site Sends Brand New Laptop To ‘loyal Fan’ Who Smashed His PC by Nobody: 8:31pm On Apr 17, 2015
abeg make una tell xvideos say I smash ma android too when I dey watch p*rn

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