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What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by njuwo(m): 11:32am On Apr 24, 2015 |
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper. I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room. There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me. Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound? 292 Likes 27 Shares |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Nobody: 11:36am On Apr 24, 2015 |
Oloorun iya 60 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Nobody: 11:39am On Apr 24, 2015 |
LMAO, laugh wan kill me here o. @OP FLAWLES is just an example of chidinma. 42 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Eggcelent(m): 12:11pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
I dey laff in Tutsi. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Penssuwa(m): 12:11pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Nice joke 21 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Emodeee: 12:23pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Over exaggerated story. 41 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by sinaj(f): 12:25pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Where is alberto2k nd cutehector 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Deiok(m): 1:23pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Op this story isnt complete. What then happened to your clothes outside since you didnt come out of your room for five days. 272 Likes 9 Shares |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Nobody: 1:36pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
nice one. dont forget the plot holes next time. 2 Likes |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Nobody: 1:41pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
LMAO!!!! GUY..u don finish me with laughter... ...u really need an award for this..seriously......chidimma for don use am do BBM display picture nah 11 Likes |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Bonapart(m): 1:55pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
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Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by TheRealAdonye(m): 1:55pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
LOOOL. 1 Like |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by moscobabs(m): 1:55pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
smart liar 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by fejikudz(m): 1:56pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
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Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by ShakurM(m): 1:56pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Eh ehn 38 Likes 1 Share
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Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by drnairalov: 1:56pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
give ur life tu christ This just happened at the U.S embassy An Igbo man was interviewed at a US Embassy. CONSUL: Ur name, please? ZUBBY: ZUBBY OZOIGBONDU CONSUL: Sex? ZUBBY: 6 times a week. CONSUL: I mean, male or female? ZUBBY: Both male nd female. Sometimes even camel ooo CONSUL: Holy cow! ZUBBY: Yes, cows n dogs, too. CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile? ZUBBY: Horsestyle, doggie style, any style! CONSUL: Oh dear! ZUBBY: No deer,...They run too fast, 113 Likes 10 Shares |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Nobody: 1:56pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
It is error to suppose that you and chidinma are redundant. 5 Likes |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Eniqurl(f): 1:57pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Mke i read am. |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by princessdairies(f): 1:57pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
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Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by bright007(f): 1:57pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
shoro niyen? 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by dlfantasy2015: 1:57pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
lmao |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by ameheo(m): 1:58pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Lol funny one dude. next time make sure you don't cover the general with only towel 3 Likes |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by lummiedee: 1:58pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Lolzzzz |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Nobody: 1:58pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Nobody: 1:58pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
Stop taking ALOMO BITTERS during the hot afternoon. 2 Likes |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by harrysterol(m): 1:59pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
chi baby |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Stvkmicheal(m): 1:59pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
#Yawns# more lies please 43 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by Dygeasy(m): 1:59pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
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Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by darlenese(f): 1:59pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
So what is this shit doing in front page? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: What My Neighbour Did To Me Because I Did Not Ask Her Out After Giving Me Signal by beek: 2:00pm On Apr 24, 2015 |
falls from iroko tree laughing 2 Likes 1 Share |
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