Heeeeeee. Chidinma dey toast you........

funny u

darlenese:
So what is this shit doing in front page?

#InJenniferLopezs'Voice ''I can only help you wonderrrrrrrrr''

So you didn't use a towel for 5 days?

You didn't even realize it was missing?

Deiok:
Op this story isnt complete. What then happened to your clothes outside since you didnt come out of your room for five days.

seconded!!! And the mat front of ur house. Lol

You must be a dirty person, no offence intended, how can u wear and dump all your clothes until it remains only the towel you are tying on your waist.

hahahahahahahahaha why you no just smash then if she dey give u green light chop and clean mouth

Lwkm but I no gree die #laughing out soo loud in swahili#

come all dis MOD una don craze ni!!! on what basis do u qualify a post for FP? cos i don tire to dey read poo for front page oo.
just tell me, which kinda nonsense post be dis? mtchewwwwww

foxxynik:

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Diz girl...you no d taya?
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Everytime... Shoro niyen... Shoro niyen....
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Iduno what diz means....but it's not funny! Perhaps u shld try english!

you don't know what "shoro niyen?" means yet you know its not funny. smh for you.



well "shoro niyen?" is a phrase in Yoruba language asking if what a person has said is sensible statement.

applying that to this thread, you will agree with me that the original poster cooked up this story and yet it didn't make sense. Hence I asked " shoro niyen"

bright007:
shoro niyen?

[s]

kiwani oh?

bright007:


you don't know what "shoro niyen?" means yet you know its not funny. smh for you.



well "shoro niyen?" is a phrase in Yoruba language asking if what a person has said is sensible statement.

applying that to this thread, you will agree with me that the original poster cooked up this story and yet it didn't make sense. Hence I asked " shoro niyen"

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So....what u just typed now.... Does it make any sense to you? Perhaps! Shoro niyen?
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It's a joke...it mustn't be sensible for u to laugh... It just have to trigger u out of ur moody times and makes u laugh ur sorrows away!
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Peace!

njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

OP you washed your clothes for 6hrs, you never wash for one year abi na so u lazy?

This one na joke abi real life story coz d matter just get as e be

Op come and finish the story after she give u the newspaper back what happened??
Was she standing at the door or she enta inside ur house??

I thought I read it! But I didn't!

darlenese:
So what is this shit doing in front page?

The question should be "what the hell are you doing here!!"

Nice comic relief on a bad day for me.

I dunno if you believe this link ... it's instant and tho cannot fetch you a house but trust me, http://paywarrior.com/1/?ref=15R60E4sd might work for you

Lool! I swear. Which kind sleep be that?? They removed towel from ur body nd u didnt know

olaxco2f:
Oloorun iya

this is ridiculous but very very funny, so this man had to go through this na wa ooo

Mystery007:
This one na joke abi real life story coz d matter just get as e be

Na face 2 face episode 9

But ein no tell us the part where 18+ thins happen

starlingslimnet:
The question should be "what the hell are you doing here!!"

No this shit came to me, I only read FB, so why is it here

No continuity......Dry and inconclusive joke

Got some boiz on here that will handle that same story and nail it.

If you're a comedian. Abeg find another hustle

Tap is close to your doorstep and you live in a face me and face you?

hmmmmmmmmm

kalufelix:

Na face 2 face episode 9

But ein no tell us the part where 18+ thins happen

Lolz abi nah. The story dey inconclusive sef

Guy if I be you ehn, I must do everything possible to see her own stainless plate just as she toiled with your federal government.

darlenese:


No this shit came to me, I only read FB, so why is it here

na FP pls

lonelydora:
You must be a dirty person, no offence intended, how can u wear and dump all your clothes until it remains only the towel you are tying on your waist.

haha
Busted*
Imagine wash wey last 6 hrs
Pesin don from enugu here go ph come bak u still dey wash

bright007:
shoro niyen?

I wonder when you will stop this nonsense. Mumu pikin!

beek:
falls from iroko tree laughing

one day you go fall break your leg because i no see wetin funny for here now.

Na the whole compound cloth you dey wash...5 hours washing!!!!

njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. OP u have killed me wit laff oooooooooo