Lolzz

Funny matter ,but op since wen d babe dey toast you why you no gry na? now see watin asisted harmatan breeze don do u ,wat about the clothes na ,hope u no use shame use dey do offering to ur rugged nabors? kiakiakia

Lwmdo!

lol.

ehya when you didn't listen in primary school they said green light means go why didn't you go

You didn't come out of your house for 5 days?
Wetin come do the cloth u spread for outside?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

This OP just succeded in making me to fool myself laughing like a hyaena during an important meeting.
Kaiiiiiii, nice one, didn't see it coming as a joke

"I go die" dey look for your type to recruit.

Both your clothes and boxers go don disappear ooo since you didn't come out for five days... na indoor things for you oooo.... lolz

D way am seeing dis ur gbaguan eh,no landlord wud want to open his house for u o bros!

njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

Lmao oboy na falling of hand b dat o

This Is a joke, and I see no reason why it should be under this section.

Mods!!!

Btw, Op,since you said you got all your clothes outside, and the only towel you had as a cover was also taken, can I conclude that you opened the door for Chidimma while you were *coughs*

Inconclusive joke I must say

Next time make it look a bit real

Deiok:
Op this story isnt complete. What then happened to your clothes outside since you didnt come out of your room for five days.

Guy you too sharp.

starlingslimnet:
na FP pls

Thanks for the correction

drnairalov:
give ur life tu christ


This just happened at the U.S embassy

An Igbo man was interviewed at a US
Embassy.

CONSUL: Ur name, please?
ZUBBY: ZUBBY OZOIGBONDU

CONSUL: Sex?
ZUBBY: 6 times a week.



CONSUL: I mean, male or female?
ZUBBY: Both male nd female. Sometimes
even camel ooo


CONSUL: Holy cow!
ZUBBY: Yes, cows n dogs, too.
CONSUL: Man, isn't dat hostile?


ZUBBY: Horsestyle, doggie style, any style!
CONSUL: Oh dear!
ZUBBY: No deer,...They run too fast,

This is even funnier!!! Rtflmao

momo22:

OP you washed your clothes for 6hrs, you never wash for one year abi na so u lazy?

I lazy o, but Commando lazy pass me.

deevatee:
D way am seeing dis ur gbaguan eh,no landlord wud want to open his house for u o bros!

Why you say so?

Only roiatu can do such a thing

Chindima ko Kedike nii...
So lame

[color=#000000][/color] just dey laugh as in

very funny. i like dis

Na joke or reality?

U aint smart @ telling stories. ...lolz!!!!

Lmao

U washed for 6 hours...baddo

njuwo:
Last week friday we closed from school early. As i reached house i then saw that all my clothes were dirty. So i decided to wash them all. The washing took me 6 hours but atlast i finished washing everything. Shirts, trousers, knicker and boxers. The only thing that i did not wash was my towel which i tied on my waist, there was not even boxers under my waist. Because i live in a face me i face you compound i decided to sit outside and look my clothes to dry before this boys in the compound will vanish my clothes like willy willy. I then borrowed mat and a newspaper from my neighbour. I put the mat on the outside of my door mouth and sat down on top of it reading the newspaper.

I did not know when sleep carried me off. I just woke up and saw that the towel had loosed off, breeze had carried it away to a far place, and people stood at the tap close to my room fetching water and looking at me like a mad man. Only God knows how many of them who had snapped me and use me to do display picture. I quickly stood up and ran into my room.

There was this girl in my compound called Chidinma that has been giving me green light before. I was then praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me as I laid down like a goat that motor killed on the road. I did not come out of my house for 5 days. Shame did not let me come out. I was just praying in my mind that Chidinma did not see me.

Yesterday i heard someone knocking on my door, my people, as i came out, there was Chidinma standing at my door, i smiled at her, and told her i am not feeling well, that is why i have not been coming out since. She then said, No problem that she just came to give me back my newspaper because she carried it with my towel as i was sleeping outside my door mouth. Please, is there vacancy in you people's compound?

guy u are 2 funny

Women can be so vindictive. A dissimilar but related scenario happened to me about 2 months ago.
My neighbour, a widow, after giving me all the signals of which I refused to take, reported me to my bossom friend, who lived in a different neighbourhood, that I've started smoking & stealing, and that he should warn me to steer clear of her belongings(note that: I've never been caught stealing or smoking by anyone).
So just take it in good faith, and understand how women can be when they are desperate.

L W K M D O Chidinma na BADT gurl