agarawu23:
all these for just "one" Lady ?

dharay99:

Copy n paste...
It wunt help yhu an inch.

Ipledge:
lol...pained?

funlord:
wetin u dey yarn chief? Read the thread and find out why she deserved the thunder slap! Abi u dey nack @ this moment! Lol

agarawu23:
all these for just "one" Lady ?

MrsChima:


Pained? Are you serious?

falconey:
Ipledge

Misschima

Funlord

victoriabe

Decorum peeps, this is a suggestion and nomination thread. Numerous people are interested in this.

dharay99:

wetin i dey talk b say
that long post was toooo much, if u wanna murder her, do it simple.

I culdnt even read pass line 2 b4 ma eyes strt to dey commot water.

dharay99:

wetin i dey talk b say
that long post was toooo much, if u wanna murder her, do it simple.

I culdnt even read pass line 2 b4 ma eyes strt to dey commot water.

naijaboiy:

Please I need a link to that e-fight.

I want to know the person that was battered like this.

VictoriaBee:
He obviously got some words from here.
Le..zz vs Ihuoma..dinihu
https://www.nairaland.com/2293573/how-handle-very-stubborn-wife/15#33544547

Le..zz VS Sholly.popzz. The most interesting ! https://www.nairaland.com/2251479/why-modern-woman-sad/21#32775065

MrsChima:




Which is worse....bleeding chick or a dude with blue balls?

agarawu23:
blue balls did you confirmed the colour?

Teempakguy:
congratulations to every one who has been a part of this so far. I must say, the romance section is giving me many pleasant surprises and as such, I think everyone involved deserves a thumbs up.however, do not make this a gender thread. It's not going to end well for anyone . . . seeing as then majority of the females available are few and that their personal characteristics might provoke a fight.

I'd also like to suggest penalizing insults, discrimination, intimidation of the opposing group, and in general, any behavior that goes against the original rules of nairaland. Funlord! Keep it in check abeg. Also, kradleber . . . . chill. Also, I suggest allowing the contestants to use media and links anytime it may buttress their points. Statistics, wikipedia, infographics and even quotes from famous people. Provided they can be verified by third parties and, in appropriate situations, documentable.

Cc.naijab.oiy, ronald4 lif, sonofm.ark.

funlord:
Hello Poverty stricken demon! I left U a message on the last thread that I raped U on! Go and cry some more after reading it over there! Then come back here 4 your final disgrace! Feminist mgbeke! Lol!

funlord:
. more like fear dolt! Now listen carefully you repulsive sociopath. i know you are the kind of inbred dunce that desperately seeks the relevance that has eluded you in your real life in the virtual world of cyberspace, where lovelorn and frustrated sluts like you take up permanent residence with the hope of finding any sort of meaning for your oblique existence.
Old famished hags like you who eat, sleep and exist only to spout crap on an NL forum usually have nothing going for them in reality which is why you have successfully transformed into the most domiciled nairaland she- rat without even breaking a sweat. Your intellectual depth is as shallow as the streams and gutters that litter your underdeveloped village, your self worth is so vapid and thin that you actually choke on the opposing views of primary school children, mental patients or the wise .
Prostitutes like you are usually victims of gender identity crisis problems due to the confusing overflow of information into that "caustic cesspit of akamu" that only a simpleton such as yourself proudly refers to as a brain. You are what the hausas,ibos and yorubas refer to in local parlance as a WAWA, EWU or OLODO RABATA respectively!
i am sure it is that time of the month when you bleed periodically from that your terminally infected eternal injury which in turn causes the shortage of blood-flow to your permanently disabled brain. HOW ELSE CAN YOU BE THIS DUMB, MORONIC, VACUOUS AND INSECURE?
You are a well known village outcast without any heritage of morals, home training, culture or ethics. A 21st century Jezebel who has a vast desire for evil but lacks the requsite brain power to actualise your desire for carnage. I have concluded that you are not worth my keystrokes, intellect, banter, time or even balls. you are not even a natural female, you are just one of the many bad examples of homo sapien errors sent to earth in the female form that angels in heaven are still getting blamed for creating and allowing to be born only to come and spread a lifetime of stupidity in large doses across the planet. Even satan pities you! You foolishly quote EVERYBODY, even those who do not mention you, ranting and raving like a rabid bulldog afflicted with advanced rabies! How insecure must you be? Your a pathetic social reject and an automated internet nuisance, for 2 whole days you probably have not bathed, washed, cleaned your home or looked after yourself
or loved ones (if you have any sef). you have sat behind your screen with a destitutes grin from a mouth filled with reeking garbage breath, rotting teeth and a body oozing like a medical waste landfill from the vast amounts of stale sweat you have accumulated on it while you religiously kept typing your idiocy for the NL community to see while making not even an atom of sense, but displaying your full range of "mgbeke ideology and market woman semantics" in your approach to life! At the end of it all the lasting impression you have left of yourself is a that of a cretinous, low breed female with a wretched, backwater heritage who struggled to use the meagre sales from her pepper and tomato poverty alleviation business venture to acquire internet subscription in order to spew rubbish and force-feed people about an opinion you haven't finished understanding or even lack the most basic reasoning skills In order to understand! You are merely a disgrace-magnet, a virus, the internets favourite kind of troll. Unfortunately it seems a coven of witches and wizards in your village have hijacked your destiny and are currently using your picture as a fan in order to cool off from the summer heat! You are cursed like an ass, this is why you shall remain an eternal beast of burden till the day your body is returned to hades in a bodybag! Now slowly climb into your coffin and wait for the grim reaper to visit you or better yet try suicide, the world wont notice, feminism and "your" culture wont care, your parents wont even bother rather they would throw a party in celebration! HUMANITY IS BETTER OFF WITHOUT DIMWITS LIKE YOU. I believe i have literally "e-murdered" you. if you have an ounce of shame left in your pathetic, gaping, perforated shell of an ego, you will logout of nairaland and go and look for your missing moral compass in order to at least fix or get your tragic life together or patiently wait till the day you meet your fate at the end of an isis butchers blade. i can feel your shock right now, with your pubic toilet of a mouth agape, wondering why you have received this savage decapitation mixed with disgrace from a heartless stranger on such a public platform? You have just been baptised by the acerbic wit of the FUNLORD. Now run along and do some weeping, teeth gnashing, soul searching, regretting, bathing and praying! Dirty stinking harlots like you never bother me, you only BORE me! Now act like beyonce said and swerve to the left before finally jumping into a sewer to finally cool off! YOU are GODS only REGRET! Shalom you stank wh.ore!!!

blublahd:

dude!?.....thats terribly offensive.

MrsChima:


This gay bish is pained.

blublahd:
dude!?.....thats terribly offensive.

kradleber:


• Would I still be considered gay when my meaty ostrich dumps some milky fluid in your anal walls..
Oponu oshi
I bet if I took you to the zoo, they'd reward me handsomely for brining back a missing Ape ..

You look like Daddyshowkey had a daughter and forgot about her.. leprechaun.

VictoriaBee:

Lol, leave him to keep swallowing in pseudo-intelligence.

I don't care about him.

VictoriaBee:

Lol, leave him to keep swallowing in pseudo-intelligence.

I don't care about him.

LadyX:


I would like to participate in a debate with you Missclassy and Blackett.

That would be great

kradleber:


• Would I still be considered gay when my meaty ostrich dumps some milky fluid in your anal walls..
Oponu oshi
I bet if I took you to the zoo, they'd reward me handsomely for brining back a missing Ape ..

You look like Daddyshowkey had a daughter and forgot about her.. leprechaun.

agarawu23:
blue balls did you confirmed the colour?

Ipledge:
do I sound serious?

kradleber:


• Would I still be considered gay when my meaty ostrich dumps some milky fluid in your anal walls..
Oponu oshi
I bet if I took you to the zoo, they'd reward me handsomely for brining back a missing Ape ..

You look like Daddyshowkey had a daughter and forgot about her.. leprechaun.

kradleber:


• Would I still be considered gay when my meaty ostrich dumps some milky fluid in your anal walls..
Oponu oshi
I bet if I took you to the zoo, they'd reward me handsomely for brining back a missing Ape ..

You look like Daddyshowkey had a daughter and forgot about her.. leprechaun.

kradleber:


• Would I still be considered gay when my meaty ostrich dumps some milky fluid in your anal walls..
Oponu oshi
I bet if I took you to the zoo, they'd reward me handsomely for brining back a missing Ape ..

You look like Daddyshowkey had a daughter and forgot about her.. leprechaun.

kradleber:


What did I do?

MrsChima:


Suck my dick.