....

If na "Amina Eleha" you dey find, go to the "Islam for Muslims" section. Them plenty there.

But wait o, how is this person supposed to cope with your "small" problem?

jidoex66:

[size=4pt]Hello there,
        Any one want to help me on this problem, I'm a 23yrs undergraduate student. I'm dying of small penis. I tried many drugs but it won't work[/size]

I am a serious muslim

MrCrackles:

Try www.muslims-virgins.co.uk!

Goodluck

ROFLMAO. . . . . .Muslim virgins??

I am one of them o

~Sauron~:

ROFLMAO. . . . . .Muslim virgins??

stay there
I hear NHS in the UK now pays to construct brand new hymens for their muslim population over there.
make I no leak this secret too much.

MrCrackles:

Try www.muslims-virgins.co.uk!

Goodluck

virgins with tokunbo hymen

**osisi:

virgins with tokunbo hymen

**osisi:

stay there
I hear NHS in the UK now pays to construct brand new hymens for their muslim population over there.
make I no leak this secret too much.

U don start again!
Where u hear dat one from naw?

una e where are they doing the new hymen construction?

which construction company is that? Westburrey or Thamesburry?

**osisi:

stay there
I hear NHS in the UK now pays to construct brand new hymens for their muslim population over there.
make I no leak this secret too much.

How do u know this, Osisi??
Our muslims in the UK are decent. . . . . .They don't mis-shag jare.

patwhizkid:

I am one of them o

Prove it!!!

**osisi:

virgins with tokunbo hymen

Hymen na hymen. . . . . . .Though, some are real platinum, some are plastic

**osisi:

stay there
I hear NHS in the UK now pays to construct brand new hymens for their muslim population over there.
make I no leak this secret too much.

i had berra convert to muslim

tope2000:

i had berra convert to muslim

What happened to ur hymen? U sold it on Ebay??

~Sauron~:

What happened to ur hymen? U sold it on Ebay??

werent u the one that took it away from me?

tope2000:

werent u the one that took it away from me?

I don't snatch hymen o.

tope2000:

werent u the one that took it away from me?

~Sauron~:


I don't snatch hymen o.

lol. . . . . yes u did
but i forgive u since it can be replaced back now
all they need to do now is to make the G-shot free

MrCrackles:

Abi shey i dey lie, was my hymen still intact when i was wit u??

tope2000:

lol. . . . . yes u did
but i forgive u since it can be replaced back now
all they need to do now is to make the G-shot free

G-shot is 800 pounds. . . . . .For once, women are forced to pay through their freckled noses.
Tope, u don't need G-shot. . . .U are always hyped.
G-shot is for frigid women like Stilly and Sisijinx.

MrCrackles:


U don start again!
Where u hear dat one from naw?

see the thread on the culture section on tokunbo hymen

~Sauron~:

G-shot is 800 pounds. . . . . .For once, women are forced to pay through their freckled noses.
Tope, u don't need G-shot. . . .U are always hyped.
G-shot is for frigid women like Stilly and Sisijinx.

Lmao . . . . . how im i always hyped?
800 pounds is a lorra money my dear

tope2000:

Lmao . . . . . how im i always hyped?
800 pounds is a lorra money my dear

Why you are always hyped?? I dunno.
Bring yourself to me, lemme cure you.

800 pounds is nothing compared to mind-blowing multi-orgasms o.

~Sauron~:

G-shot is 800 pounds. . . . . .For once, women are forced to pay through their freckled noses.
Tope, u don't need G-shot. . . .U are always hyped.
G-shot is for frigid women like Stilly and Sisijinx.

G-shot my foot. I hate sex, so leave me and my frigid self alone.

stillwater:

G-shot my foot. I hate sex, so leave me and my frigid self alone.

Improve your sex life, missy!!!
Ma uncle gives the shot in West London.
I can actually get you in the queue without hassles(with 50% discount too).

~Sauron~:

Why you are always hyped?? I dunno.
Bring yourself to me, lemme cure you.

800 pounds is nothing compared to mind-blowing multi-orgasms o.

cure me?? i dont need curing o
I am perfectly fine, leave my hyped butt alone

mind-blowing orgasms?? even with a minute man

~Sauron~:

Improve your sex life, missy!!!
Ma uncle gives the shot in West London.
I can actually get you in the queue without hassles(with 50% discount too).

Don't need it. I'm joining a convent soon!!!

stillwater:

Don't need it. I'm joining a convent soon!!!

Who says people don't tumble in the hay in em convents??
Get in the program. . . . .G-shot is LIFE!!!

tope2000:

cure me?? i dont need curing o
I am perfectly fine, leave my hyped butt alone

Are u sure??

mind-blowing orgasms?? even with a minute man??

Yes, even with Doyin13

stillwater:

Don't need it. I'm joining a convent soon!!!

Dont make a mistake luv, no one joins d convent nowadays!!

~Sauron~:

Are u sure??

Im tired of ur curing power, na today
na everynite u dey cure me
i no want cure anymore

Yes, even with Doyin13

no comment

tope2000:

Im tired of ur curing power, na today
na everynite u dey cure me
i no want cure anymore

U still have 3 years left on your contract.
36 months to go.

no comment

Tehehe

~Sauron~:

Who says people don't tumble in the hay in em convents??
Get in the program. . . . .G-shot is LIFE!!!

You think I'm a hypocrite like you. Life is wearing a habit and resisting temptation from your kind.

MrCrackles:

Dont make a mistake luv, no one joins d convent nowadays!!

Nowadays? I hate doing what others do! The convent calleth and I can't help but answer.

stillwater:

You think I'm a hypocrite like you. Life is wearing a habit and resisting temptation from your kind.

Okay then. . . . . .Make sure you go to the convent before valentine's day.
U are not getting any gift card this time around, u heard??