Eyekandi:

I just splashed tea on my laptop hahahaha

Hello dear, you look beautiful. Can we be friends?

another reason why exes should be left alone .ALONE

Tired of asking pple around to take photos of you. Want to take group photos with no member excluded. Den u need a Monopod Selfie Stick..

Also,

Want to transfer files from between ur Smartphones/Tablets/Computers with ease (Plug and play, no cable required). Den u need OTG Flash Drive for Smartphones/Tablets/Computers

Also,
Working late at night on ur laptops and finding it difficult to see ur keyboard very well or need a quick reading lamp to use on ur power bank... Den u need 'Mini Light for laptops and powerbank'

For more information... Pls check my signature/profile.

Can't stop laughing

Serves him right! Nice reply gal I luv dat

#Girls_have funny ways of responding to guys jamb questions.........nyc n truthful one gurl.

Toks2008:


LOL! Are you just knowing that most times,front page contents are not really based on how valuable the material is or the first poster but totally political.

The only reason why i like nairaland is because it is interactive shikena.But when it comes to first hand information and neutrality of administration,i will pass a vote of no confidence on the forum.

Truly, MA guy

Hw is it?

MemphisDepay:
I thank God for the type of dick I have.

Is not about the size jor but how you make it work to last longer

silent bomb

Hahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahhahahahahahhahhhhhhhhhaahhaha

ovikky:
Hw is it?

you wana suckk?

lol

MemphisDepay:
you mean you wanna see my diq?

Kidding!

If that small, is it di.ck the girl means now can or has fathered a child, then the dude should just stop feeling depressed cos its not a total waste. Lol. To me, way too big co.ooks are disasters too for the bearer ( you won't really enjoy the digging), the babe sef won't be comfortable( you see her taking long and deep breaths like a woman in the labour room and dilating the pupils of the eyes like goat wey wan born lol, and you doing the pumping will continue to struggle to fit round poles in square pegs) So its not all yummy when you're so big down there and its so hard to find a woman that can adjust,Lmao. Medium sized dic.ks (7''6 long 3'' wide) should reaally by thankful.

MemphisDepay:
you wana suckk?

Damn! You're so co'cky! Every real man is cocky #winks

Toks2008:


lol! If i handle you,you will beg me to marry you.

and here is another epic response gadamit!

pretydiva:
Dis world don spoil finish

moreeni:
, your friend shouldn't be depressed at all. All the hype about the plantain against bananas na wash! The plantains cause a lot of discomfort leaving the arena sour.They are known to cause major damages. I think the average sized banana is just perfect!


_{No one should pls quote or refer to me in any capacity. Thanks}

I know you want a mention and here it is.... You're just like one ex like that; her no is her yes. Lol. BTW, how come we have the same feeling about the whole thing?? Check out my comment and see you're my twin at thoughts.

Make him go see Dr Azolibe

The Difference Is Clear

DennisEche:
that ex bf is a disgrace to naija guys for asking such a useless and senceless question..... Mumu that serves him right..... As for the girl nice response

guy take it easy,this is probably another made up story.

lesson: don't believe every crap on net

Kizmarty:

guy take it easy,this is probably another made up story.
lesson: don't believe every crap on net

Who cares Don't be too serious too! Have fun!

.....wicked babe! I love her "innovation" sha.

SO THE GUY IS THE EX FOOL SINCE SHE IS WITH THE CURRENT FOOL! ODEE!

Daliano:
Thinking where I saw this post last week...It should be here on NL..

instagram

Bilabong:
I am sure you are the small mboro

Eyen-eka u bad mouth o

dalyricist:



I posted it but the mods no gree take it to ftc

Na politics
God go judge them all I even call on that one wey dey bear ishihate

Lol...careful o make dem no sama u ban.

dakerabbi:
Silence is truly golden.

Lwkmd

Daliano:

Lol...careful o make dem no sama u ban.

No mind dose mods

MemphisDepay:
why you wan see my dick !

u dick is of no importance but if u make assertions like that it behooves on u to provide evidence to back up Ur claim