#youknowyourmumisnigerian when she buys your Christmas clothes as early as July.

#youknowyourmumisanigerian when u finish eatingvand u tell her mum im not full i want more then she says ehn go and drink garri....

ichidodo:
Finally, FP.... F**king hell.

how can you Bleep hell :/

Tomfrench:
#youknowyourmumisnigerian

when she sneaks up on you in the middle of the night,


just to know the kind of TV channel your watching alone...by 12 midnight


OR

when your Mum threatens to flog you....if you don't finish that plate of eba

U sef what type of TV channel re u watching by 12 am? Don't lie ooh

VenusBetty:
when you call her mummy, she replies 'omo'

Dang...blaq is beautiful

When you help bring her something and she told you " put it on my head"

VickyRotex:


that's my mum o... Tell her you feel like you have malaria, she'll say it's because you've been busy with your laptop all day. Choiiii

VickyRotex:


that's my mum o... Tell her you feel like you have malaria, she'll say it's because you've been busy with your laptop all day. Choiiii

darkenedrebel:


you & I?
that would be like Albert Einstein exchanging gametes with Marilyn Monroe

our son would be like- super-smart & very mischievous

Lol hahahahahahahaha nd very handsome

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when she adds spice to OKRO and you end up biting your lips at dinner.

VickyRotex:


My mum is so guilty of that last one.

I mean, e.g. how can you price 11k meat to 3k?

Oh, I pity those meat sellers. My belly turns me, but I'll remain silent.

But later they both agree on reasonable price.

My mum's own is she would price the meat or any item to like 3k when the person has agreed she would price it to 1.5k and i would be like which kain wahala be this. And the worst part is if the person doesn't agree she would sometimes leave and they would call her back or i would beg her to go back. I used to feel bad for them.

When she tells you not to pick money on the road so that u won't turns to goat;Love u mum

#youknowyourmumisNigerian- when a romance/sex scene is about to commence in a movie & she asks that you go pee or go take your bath..

if your mum didn't do this to you when you were little- then she must have been super cool

Midehi:
i love this


when you call her: mum
she replies: dad

Lmao..

sapientia:
#YouknowyourmumisNigerian when she complains about not ever having money but still gives you money daily

RIP mum

dis is emotional.

#youknowmumisNIgeria When she tells you to go and get the belt, or caught the cane she will use to beat you.
When she is beating you and keeps shouting you want to beat me abi.
When she stays all night at the bed side when you are admitted at the hospita. Kudos, shout out, million gbosa for all Nigerian mum.

arisekola77:
Iya ni wura

Few people noticed that.....

I love my mom

That's all I have got to say

sameer1212:
Lmao..

yea...thats what my mum does!

MhizDeedy:


Lol hahahahahahahaha nd very handsome

where you inundated with Nitrous Oxide - this your laughter na die

& yes - he would be as handsome as Shrek


continue with the Nigerianmother thing jare

Petitediva14:


My mum's own is she would price the meat or any item to like 3k when the person has agreed she would price it to 1.5k and i would be like which kain wahala be this. And the worst part is if the person doesn't agree she would sometimes leave and they would call her back or i would beg her to go back. I used to feel bad for them.

I tell you. Just like my mum if they agree with her price, she'll price it lesser, and when those people say they can't sell it like that, she'll say she's just joking.

At times they have to beg her to come back, me sef will be begging her. It aches my head at that moment. Don't like going to the market with her cos of that.

Any time I go to the market on my own, she'll say Ahhhhh they've cheated you, this 10k meat is supposed to be 2k. What??

I love my mama die!!!

#You no is a mother, wen she give a serious igbati dat reset to a factory setting...

Midehi:

yea...thats what my mum does!

lol.. Me too o, especially when she is about to go out and u are still disturbing. Mums are always the best thing to happen to any sane person. I love her u know..

darkenedrebel:


where you inundated with Nitrous Oxide - this your laughter na die

& yes - he would be as handsome as Shrek


continue with the Nigerianmother thing jare

Lol hahahaha re u really telling me this? U mean u re saying u look like Shrek? I can never be ur Fiona nd I wil never av shrek lookalike as a son

Liamm:
is this not Ome_nka's stalker?

see as you dey like toothbrush strand, Get out from my mention and don't derail this fine thread.

iamkingzlee:
#YouknowyourmumisNigerian when; she prefers a nokia torch to an iphone.

#YouknowyourmumIsNigerian when; she beats the hell outta your life and still says, you want to kill me abi

ahahahaha!!! That's my mum love too well

DJ! Abeg knack me wrecking ball.

You know your mum is nigerian when you do something bad and she locks you in an empty room in the house and passes food for you with a bible to read.

VickyRotex:


My mum is so guilty of that last one.

I mean, e.g. how can you price 11k meat to 3k?

Oh, I pity those meat sellers. My belly turns me, but I'll remain silent.

But later they both agree on reasonable price.

seconded!

Tomfrench:
lmao!!!

chairman!!! Na our naija parents sure pass mehhn....