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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by adonbilivit: 9:47pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
#youknowyourmumisaNigerian if she flogs you for taking last position in the class 3 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 9:47pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Midehi:when you call her mummy, she replies 'omo' 31 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 9:47pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When she use broom stick to measure ur foot to get uu the accurate shoe size during Christmas Wen uu go for Xmas Waka Waka n comes home, ur biggest mistake will be to give mum ur returns for the day cos she will remind uu all she bin doing for uu that's wen #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian Wen she always beg on ur behalf wen dad tells ur sibling to go pluck Cain or bring the koboko to beat the hell outta uu #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian Wen she will Never bother to learn how to operate the TV n other electronics. #YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian wen she plays that akanchawa music from morning till night depriving uu of TV the whole day 68 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Thoby1(m): 9:47pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
space for sell |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Dragonking: 9:48pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
**Land for sale** |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by arisekola77: 9:48pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
I love my momma 7 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by tall2ce(m): 9:48pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
wen she sends you to pick items on different occassions at ayhe same location simultaneously 5 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by tall2ce(m): 9:48pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
wen she sends you to pick items on different occassions at the same location simultaneously 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by arisekola77: 9:48pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Iya ni wura 12 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Obiagelli:when i ask for more, she'll tell me to go drink water. 15 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by arisekola77: 9:49pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 9:49pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
VenusBetty:and what is the meaning of 'omo' 1 Like |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by sandrahnaub(f): 9:49pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
But finally o!...I love my mum [/size] [size=8pt][size=8pt][/size] 2 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by kennydee05(m): 9:50pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
God bless all the true mothers 8 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Kossyne(m): 9:50pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
#youknowyourmumisnigerian When she flogs you to taking the second position... She ll be like..."The person that took the first position, how many heads does he have?" 43 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 9:51pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
VenusBetty:lol |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by MARKone(m): 9:51pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by seankay(m): 9:51pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
When she calls you from your room to help her pass d remote control beside her 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by MsZeezah: 9:51pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Lmao #YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she sends you back out to fight after you come in crying because your agemate beat you #YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she encourages your teachers to whoop your asš very well if you mess up in school. #YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she asks you Why are you crying? Did I touch you? Yet she just beat the living daylights out of you. #YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she promises to help you keep money to buy clothes but you never see such clothes. #YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if she insists you wear your sweater underneath your school uniform because of the cold and just so you could can't remove it in school. #YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian if you say "mommy, I'm hungry" and she points to her arm or legs and say "Eat that". 54 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by sapientia(m): 9:52pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
iamkingzlee: hehehehehe.. I can directly relate to this.. chisosi..am laughing like mad 5 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by sapientia(m): 9:53pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
#YouknowyourmumisNigerian when she complains about not ever having money but still gives you money daily RIP mum 100 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 9:54pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
When she shouts 'una too de speak pigin English in this house, how una go pass WAEC'. I LOVE YOU MAAA 20 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by VickyRotex(f): 9:54pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
#YouknowyourmumisNigerian when she calls you from the living room, and you dint hear, then she calls your sister in UK just to ask you to bring water from the kitchen. I love Nigerian Mums ◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆ That's someone's mum 31 Likes
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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by pbs4real(m): 9:56pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
sandrahnaub:hmmm |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Kangol99(m): 9:56pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
This thread is hilarious! It's very interesting!! 2 Likes
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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Chestar5(f): 9:57pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
Lol, u know ur mom is Nigerian when u save money with her and when u want to take it back she asks u: the shoe i bought for u last month where did u tink i got it from?....My mumsi is a culprit in this 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Bonapart(m): 9:57pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
DiegoNakel:o boy your last one make laf out loud 7 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by dreamworld: 9:58pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
mums be like 5 Likes 1 Share
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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Liamm(m): 9:58pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
ECOTERRORS:is this not Ome_nka's stalker? |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by ufelove(m): 9:59pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
#youknowyourmumisanNigerian# When she gives u order in an opposite manner.e.g Don't close that door oo, there's no need. When you ask her how did u meet Daddy. Answer- Ma ro mi lejo , go and ask him how he tricked me When you wake up by 6am and she says its 7am you woke up or even 8am. When she calls you "olowo Ori mi" just to get make your head swell until you do your work. When she asks you to stand up and blow her air with paper after she notices u dozing off.( She's just too afraid to stay awake alone waiting for daddy).. I MISS MY MUM 47 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by wristbangle: 9:59pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
ladyF: Introvert |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by mysticdollar(f): 9:59pm On Jul 29, 2015 |
When you are going out to her friend's place and she told you must not eat there on getting there her friend asked you will u eat rice and your answer is no she will be like dolapo eat now I deer you eat the kind look and beating ehen 17 Likes |
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