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Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by kemioo77(f): 4:56am On Jul 30, 2015 |
kennydee05:Amen 1 Like |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by mikkypel(m): 5:46am On Jul 30, 2015 |
#YourMumIsaNigerian When expecting your result and she tells you, look ehn, if u fail, I will enroll you in a mechanic shop When she calls the he'll out of your phone when you are travelling When you say you are not okay with the food and she tells you to eat stone 3 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by yousee(m): 5:53am On Jul 30, 2015 |
ionsman:I can totally relate with this Bro. 3 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by CeceezKollecti: 5:54am On Jul 30, 2015 |
#YouKnowyourmumisNigerian when you ask her for the money u. Borrowed her and she asks if you have paid her for giving birth to you. 1 Like |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by demmy66: 5:59am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Pabodan:hahaha... yes...i can relate with this very well.... your mum must be from the southwest right? 3 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by pharoahs(m): 6:01am On Jul 30, 2015 |
iamkingzlee: Mumu....u wan use laff kill person for here? 1 Like |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by oluwaahmed: 6:05am On Jul 30, 2015 |
#uknwurmumiisnigerian#. When she comes back from work pissed, u're runnin 2 say oyoyo & she asks "av u done ur assignment" and u say no 3 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by AdeniyiA(m): 6:08am On Jul 30, 2015 |
...when she buys an oversized clothes just to last for a long time 1 Like |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by ghuzy01: 6:11am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Jacksparrow0712:Thats what we call 'abara' in yoruba. My mum was a specialist. Mhen I suffer small den o |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by rightflank: 6:13am On Jul 30, 2015 |
#Youknowyourmumisnigerian When she brings home either oil, perfume or holy water from church and she asks you to use it and you ask her "for what" and she tells you "am I not the one that born you?" 4 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Dexema(m): 6:50am On Jul 30, 2015 |
ionsman:Sorry Bro,I can really relate with that,My mom can do anything humanly possible for me and my siblings,thank God she's still very much alive and not goin anywhere any time soon. 3 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by udysweet(f): 6:51am On Jul 30, 2015 |
God bless you for this! Shoutout to all the mums who rocked and ddt wait to eat d fruit of their labor. Mine sold her gold chain to pay for my waec fees(I still remember the aboki sef evn after almost 17yrs,lol) God bless all our mothers for us(una wey get o,abi mak I com share with pesn,lol) ionsman: 2 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 6:51am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Midehi:child |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 6:53am On Jul 30, 2015 |
udysweet:exactly, mine didnt even bother to buy those wrappers because of our education. i remember she sold her only land for us to go to school. |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by softvio(m): 6:53am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Obiagelli: lol. Thought it was only me |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 7:08am On Jul 30, 2015 |
geebebe100:In that case my mom say, If like go and sleep there |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 7:12am On Jul 30, 2015 |
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When she's Up n doing by 5 in the morning daily from KG1-SS3..so u can eat b4 u go to school... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by mabebe1(f): 7:12am On Jul 30, 2015 |
When u break plates and she says I'll wrap all this plates U've been breaking and give u on ur wedding day den #youknowyourmumisnigerian... Mum am hungry, she replies 'come and suck breast Na' love u mum 4 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Liamm(m): 7:13am On Jul 30, 2015 |
ECOTERRORS:why did you stop to chase him around. Honestly I really cherished every bit of that scenario. Never seen a lady so desperate for a man she'd never seen before. Have a wonderful day ahead....... Stalker |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Maintech: 7:19am On Jul 30, 2015 |
ECOTERRORS: You deal shirts? |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 7:20am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Liamm:it seems you are new on politics section, I hit out at Masturbators just the way they hit the wailers. What does that mortar head with Welding glasses has to offer me. Continue to live in an Illusive world. Toothpick 2 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by slimfancier(f): 7:22am On Jul 30, 2015 |
my mum is a real Yoruba woman. Proud of U Mama!!! |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 7:22am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Maintech:Yes, that's my clotthing outfit but I don't market online because of the Controversial moniker I've earned for my self 1 Like |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by softvio(m): 7:27am On Jul 30, 2015 |
Tex42: lmao..i madt tu ask again |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Attention(f): 7:27am On Jul 30, 2015 |
You tell her, mum i cant find my shoe and she says, come and check in my nose! |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Maintech: 7:31am On Jul 30, 2015 |
ECOTERRORS: Lol. Ok. Mind sharing how to access those stuff? |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Maintech: 7:32am On Jul 30, 2015 |
ECOTERRORS: Lol. Ok Mind sharing how to access those stuff? |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Attention(f): 7:32am On Jul 30, 2015 |
You see her chewing, not knowing what it is and you ask, she just closes one of her eye and says she is eating her eye! 3 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by simpleseyi: 7:36am On Jul 30, 2015 |
englishmart: Your hatred for CHANGE can make your mum kill you with omo orogun (eba/amala turning stick) 2 Likes |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by CaptPlanet(m): 7:36am On Jul 30, 2015 |
#YouKnowYourMomIsNigerian when you accompany her to the market and she says 'wait in the car, I won't take long, let me just buy Maggi for the soup' Your own has finished. She will come back 4 hours later with 2 big bacco sack. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by softvio(m): 7:36am On Jul 30, 2015 |
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when she ask you to keep singing the drugs name she sent you, so u wudnt forgat it name . Love to all the mums 1 Like |
Re: #youknowyourmumisnigerian - Hilarious Topic Trending On Nigerian Twitter by Nobody: 7:37am On Jul 30, 2015 |
I survived it mehhhhn. That shii doesn't kill. If it does, I'd be dead now ghuzy01: |
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