Many thanks to EroticAngelina(whatever that means) and funlord (twas really fun) for some great entertainment.

Moral of the Story: Let sleeping dogs lie

First off- I will never propose to a girl in public; who am I trying to impress? Or thrill
No girl born of a woman can say to "No" to me. They just don't have the balls - **they actually don't have any**

my best excerpts................I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny!

funlord is crazier than the crazies.....koooooooolll

Raalsalghul:
Over Wicked! Over Wicked! Over Wicked! Wicked!

typical Raalsalghul, always causing problems between BATMAN and the JOKER. You don come here again oooo!! No Lazarus plinth to rejuvenate you for NL

ride on!!!

Funlord and Eroticangelina, both loosers i must say.

I mean this shhh was'nt even fun, just dissing each other with such vigor for what? Can't be for fun, that's just weird.

Eroticangelina you really fell my hand bae, figured you'd be somewhat of a classy bae, but here you are rolling in the mud with that funlord pig, guess looks can really be deceiving

VaselineCrew2:
Funlord and Eroticangelina, both loosers like me i must say.

I mean this shhh was'nt even fun like my sad life, just dissing each other with such vigor for what? Can't be for fun, that's just weird.

Eroticangelina you really fell my hand bae, figured you'd be somewhat of a classy bae, but here you are rolling in the mud like I do with fellow pigs like me in my spare time, guess looks can really be deceiving

Your cursed father as well as your dead grandfather were all barn yard pigs as well! So Its not suprising that they gave birth to a hopelessly _imbecilic hog such as youreslf since "piggery is in your families DNA"! Now you have been noticed kindly get lost from my circumference because you are literally too _STUPID to insult!

funlord tuale baba go rest u don try today, brutalizing 2ppl in a day ain't easy bro ure d real MVP

I can c united faithfuls viewing

predatorX:


typical Raalsalghul, always causing problems between BATMAN and the JOKER. You don come here again oooo!! No Lazarus plinth to rejuvenate you for NL

ride on!!!

Don't mind me jare. Am just having fun.

oochi123:
hahahaha.na u wicked o.u sef

Sister no be my fault.

TheHeGoat:

She's too ugly her mouth is sagging!

Yeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Oya over to you MISSCONGENIALITY.

funlord:



Ayaaah! I can feel the tears dropping on your screen! I can also sense your bitterness through the nl matrix! This is world class embarrassment abi? I'm sure you wish my rifle could just magically appear along with me in front of you so that you could squeeze the trigger right? Sorry oh, its too late! You are now trapped in my "rubics cube of damnation"!

Have you heard about game theory? Or the 36 chambers? Or how the "killa bees swarm"? No? I guessed as much! Your I.Q is the size of a grain of sand so eternal daftness is your portion, resting at the bottom of the lagos lagoon is your eventual destiny and me decapitating you before proceeding to use your empty skull as an ash tray for my blunts is only par for the course!

You wanted beef but you forgot that you still have a mouth filled with "milk baboon teeth!" You can't chew my kind of prime ribbed beef yet, but you can slobber balls, suck _shit stained cocks that have just exited your anus, and guzzle more _sperm than the fuel tank of a hummer getting filled up with petrol! I was wondering, If I put my _dick in your mouth right now, will that shut you up? Hmmmmm? Ha ha ha ha ha...................

DIES....

MISSCONGENIALITY:


Abeg observe well make I do something with my life. Just don't finish popcorn

Eat enough oh, so you can have strength to reply.

Mehn Funlord is d true boss in dissing!!
Mehn I cut cap bruhva!!

U mk kneels tremble,,U mk dm bodies shiver in strange sensations!.
FUNLORD,,tuale!

grayline:


Tufia!

Ya head!

Jeromejnr:

Na wa to u o.

Bros na them cause am.

VaselineCrew2:
Funlord and Eroticangelina, both loosers i must say.

I mean this shhh was'nt even fun, just dissing each other with such vigor for what? Can't be for fun, that's just weird.

Eroticangelina you really fell my hand bae, figured you'd be somewhat of a classy bae, but here you are rolling in the mud with that funlord pig, guess looks can really be deceiving

*in Fela's voice* when trouble sleep, yanga go wake am; Wetin you dey find...Palava you go get

You just wan buy market this night, I really pity you oo ...

Akuneshiobike:
Woman, your comment no make brain at all.

At all at all. Msteww

Jollyjoy:
not all comprehend what she was trying to pass across.

That's true.

Damn!!!! Funlord abeg its OK. But wait............in mortal kombat x.............FINISH HER!!!!!
Eroticangelica dey form boss chick but she Don jam TABOSSKY...

Raalsalghul:
Don't mind me jare. Am just having fun.

make i imitate you too!!!

Wicked!! Wicked!!! Wickedest!!!!

funlord:


Look at this vapid chibok prostitute typing out expired and stale lines! It's so cute when you try to type about things you don't understand.

Anyway It's a good thing for you that at least you have that your reeking _vagina and your slipper looking breasts to make up for your factory fitted _stupidity, because as for your brain its nothing more than a decoration!

jesuuuu o.
bro easy on her na.. no be Elf na

VaselineCrew2:
Funlord and Eroticangelina, both loosers i must say.

I mean this shhh was'nt even fun, just dissing each other with such vigor for what? Can't be for fun, that's just weird.

Eroticangelina you really fell my hand bae, figured you'd be somewhat of a classy bae, but here you are rolling in the mud with that funlord pig, guess looks can really be deceiving

Ogbeni, who send you make you go buy HOT PEPPER. You no tell dem say na only tomatoes you see.

God don cash you today, as JAh Bless talk: O ti fi ata gungun shey eyeshadows. Joor o!
o tun fi petrol din dodo!!

Free meat for funlord

MISSCONGENIALITY:

u are very sick cos I never applied for a proposal from u and I didn't mention ur name anywhere in my comment.

Again, u prefer goats to girls cos u r a goat.

I don't like abusing people I barely know, I wud have abused u very well but I don't know u.

Bae! Are u one legged ? , jst checked ur profile pic and am kinda curious

Mr funlord sorry o. Did those words come out of your head or did you copy them from somewhere?

If the former is true, then guy, that's some creativity. You deserve two bottles of origin, well spiced chops & a Mexican b1tch.

EroticAngelina:




lwkmd!!! I can see ur so pained, I'd almost pity u... buh nah. u started it first bae, so I guess I'll have to tame ur fugly half-baked black dirry azz

Tell me hon, do u still luv nature despite what it did to u? ugly black stoopid baboon. offspring of a thousand fathers how's dat ur keke napep business doing?? I might look skinny buh my dog eats better than u'll ever eat in ur short-spanned life u red zombie

broke wayward, dizzy-eyed son of a Snake. useless walking disaster. have u considered suing ur brain for non-support? lame limp noodle who thinks he's tough and all. by the time I'm done burying u next to ur dead decayed ancestors today, u'll cry blood brainless Arrow. ur family z so poor, they beg from beggers on the street too nonsensical, foolish bottled-shaped-headed madman! fvcking fugly faced alien with no direction in life. hungry bulldog. clumsy three-eyed klutz.silly gay cockshiner bald dwarf suffering from 1st class kwashiorkor! Margot


I'd iot

Upon all the epistle above.... It doesn't add a cent to your bank account talk-less of a kobo. If you're subjected to a virtual "spit off" you'd lose big time. Get it right. Goosh all you attention-seeking-dimwitted-apes got a whole lot in Common.
If u like mention me... Guess what? I won't reply.

Btw is the op referring to allegations of rape?

I propose to a girl on national radio.. she said yes... only to call me back and told she's not marrying me... that she just don't want to embarrass me... . funny enough... we are still together till tiday

g2soul11:
I propose to a girl on national radio.. she said yes... only to call me back and told she's not marrying me... that she just don't want to embarrass me... . funny enough... we are still together till tiday

Did u just say "Funny enough?" this ain't funny o!!

funlord:


Too bad now you have to resort to stealing lines from internet diss sites! OLODO! Write your own _shit! All your "apology letter from the condom factory lines are tired old lines on nl"! Try harder you brainless dimwitted chemo patient! Kai this babe you really are a pitiful dunce! YOU SUCK!

Boss please have mercy!you go kill her o!

funlord:


What is all this siberian jargon that you are typing? Ha ha ha! Any similarity between you and a human being is purely coincidental! I just took a look at your picture to be sure I was trading barbs with a human being and I regretted it instantly! Why do you have a face that looks like a slapped arse?

Your so dumb that I'm sure The smartest thing ever to come out of that your cancerous mouth was a _penis. See make up looking like war paint all over your face? Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun

Plus you look as skinny as shaka zulus spear! Do your parents feed you at all? I'm sure if I fed you a piece of meat now people would think that you were 9 months pregnant! Hopeless dumb, inconsequential, disease ravaged, local _idiot feeling fly!

baba i hail thee...
You're the man.