Re: When She Says No by cyprus000: 10:08pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
funlord:
Too bad now you have to resort to stealing lines from internet diss sites! OLODO! Write your own _shit! All your "apology letter from the condom factory lines are tired old lines on nl"! Try harder you brainless dimwitted chemo patient! Kai this babe you really are a pitiful dunce! YOU SUCK! [size=13pt]
I almost had down syndrome reading her wack lines.
Well,ignore her. She aint worth it. [/size] 4 Likes |
Re: When She Says No by midasbliss(f): 10:10pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
VaselineCrew2: Funlord and Eroticangelina, both loosers i must say.
I mean this shhh was'nt even fun, just dissing each other with such vigor for what? Can't be for fun, that's just weird.
Eroticangelina you really fell my hand bae, figured you'd be somewhat of a classy bae, but here you are rolling in the mud with that funlord pig, guess looks can really be deceiving
lwkmd... This alone made me laugh |
Re: When She Says No by Kennito90(m): 10:10pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
final scores......funlord 98 vs 52 eroctiangel una neva chi chum chin. case close. 1 Like |
Re: When She Says No by vikeyz(m): 10:12pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
mehn i just checked erotic out, [size=24pt]DAMN SHE'S TOO SEXY PLUS SHE IS MY SPEC[/size] oya haters over to you |
Re: When She Says No by funlord(m): 10:12pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
holamiday: Mr funlord sorry o. Did those words come out of your head or did you copy them from somewhere?
If the former is true, then guy, that's some creativity. You deserve two bottles of origin, well spiced chops & a Mexican b1tch.
Let me give you an example of how easy it is! The _erotic female dunce that I cremated earlier this evening woke up this morning and put on her daily man hating garb, ready to spread "mgbeke ideology and frustrated single lady tripe" as usual all through the corridors of nairalands romance section! she probably assumed she was going to come into contact with the normal grade of butt licking neanderthals that she normally dispatches like wayward mosquitoes which had given her a false sense of pride! Unfortunately as they say every decade has its superstar, and I guess her stars gases were running low on copied material when she came across a higher power in the form of the "funlord"! The headless horseman, the chap with a reservoir of typo eloquent bars of doom that would put both the chambers and oxford dictionary makers to shame! The personal assistant to the grim reaper, the builder of the devils pitchfork, gods favourite drinking buddy, the man in possession of the lost scrolls, who pisses on the corpses of male or female online irritants before defecating in their mouths and then using their garments as toilet roll! I possess the genius flow, the pristine verbatim, the kinetic sleight of hand, the vision of the illuminatis all seeing eye, and the heartless nature of a nomadic male lion! Now sir go to google and see if you can match this free sample with anything else out there in cyberspace! Shalom!!!! 15 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: When She Says No by Ancientboy(m): 10:12pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
funlord:
Your cursed father as well as your dead grandfather were all barn yard pigs as well! So Its not suprising that they gave birth to a hopelessly _imbecilic hog such as youreslf since "piggery is in your families DNA"! Now you have been noticed kindly get lost from my circumference because you are literally too _STUPID to insult! so funny!another bush meat don enter your trap! 2 Likes |
Re: When She Says No by oracle009(m): 10:14pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
OP... Satan don hijack dis thread o... Haba! Eroticism jam Fun... D tin cum turn yam pepper scatter scatter (ER.OTIC FUN). We nid to sanctify dis thread... E ba mi mu turari isegun... Angel Gabriel... Shaaaaarraaaaaaaaa 1 Like |
Re: When She Says No by Raalsalghul: 10:17pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
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Re: When She Says No by Raalsalghul: 10:19pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
funlord:
Let me give you an example of how easy it is! The _erotic female dunce that I cremated earlier this evening woke up this morning and put on her daily man hating garb, ready to spread "mgbeke ideology and frustrated single lady tripe" as usual all through the corridors of nairalands romance section! she probably assumed she was going to come into contact with the normal grade of butt licking neanderthals that she normally dispatches like wayward mosquitoes which had given her a false sense of pride! Unfortunately as they say every decade has its superstar, and I guess her stars gases were running low on copied material when she came across a higher power in the form of the "funlord"! The headless horseman, the chap with a reservoir of typo eloquent bars of doom that would put both the chambers and oxford dictionary makers to shame! The personal assistant to the grim reaper, the builder of the devils pitchfork, gods favourite drinking buddy, the man in possession of the lost scrolls, who pisses on the corpses or male or female online irritants before defecating in their mouths and then using their garments as toilet roll! I possess the genius flow, the pristine verbatim, the kinetic sleight of hand, the vision of the illuminatis all seeing eye, and the heartless nature of a nomadic male lion! Now sir go to google and see if you can match this free sample with anything else out there in cyberspace! Shalom!!!! Over Wicked! Over Wicked! Over Wicked! This one bad oh. Funlord abeg pity am now. 1 Like |
Re: When She Says No by Raalsalghul: 10:19pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
funlord:
Let me give you an example of how easy it is! The _erotic female dunce that I cremated earlier this evening woke up this morning and put on her daily man hating garb, ready to spread "mgbeke ideology and frustrated single lady tripe" as usual all through the corridors of nairalands romance section! she probably assumed she was going to come into contact with the normal grade of butt licking neanderthals that she normally dispatches like wayward mosquitoes which had given her a false sense of pride! Unfortunately as they say every decade has its superstar, and I guess her stars gases were running low on copied material when she came across a higher power in the form of the "funlord"! The headless horseman, the chap with a reservoir of typo eloquent bars of doom that would put both the chambers and oxford dictionary makers to shame! The personal assistant to the grim reaper, the builder of the devils pitchfork, gods favourite drinking buddy, the man in possession of the lost scrolls, who pisses on the corpses or male or female online irritants before defecating in their mouths and then using their garments as toilet roll! I possess the genius flow, the pristine verbatim, the kinetic sleight of hand, the vision of the illuminatis all seeing eye, and the heartless nature of a nomadic male lion! Now sir go to google and see if you can match this free sample with anything else out there in cyberspace! Shalom!!!! Over Wicked! Over Wicked! Over Wicked! This one bad oh. Funlord abeg pity am now, abeg. 1 Like |
Re: When She Says No by Macgreat(m): 10:25pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
Watching |
Re: When She Says No by Odunharry(m): 10:28pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
iheanyi40: I can c united faithfuls viewing i dey tell you.. many of them |
Re: When She Says No by bummyla(m): 10:35pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
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Re: When She Says No by iheanyi40(m): 10:39pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
Odunharry:
i dey tell you.. many of them we r looking out 4 one of our own 1 Like |
Re: When She Says No by Fourwinds: 10:42pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
christinie: If I get into a relationship with any guy and find out he's not the type of man I would like to spend my life with I will quickly leave him. good dat is what it should be. before going into relationship u must define it. y will a girl date a guy for over a year., expect nothing. it means d girl is foolish. if a guy can not tell where d relationship is heading within two years., advice both parties to quit |
Re: When She Says No by Odunharry(m): 10:54pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
iheanyi40: we r looking out 4 one of our own lol... brothers keeper |
Re: When She Says No by heftycul: 10:54pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
Hmmm After decades of following I here by concludes that "Dere not FUNLORD" 1 Like |
Re: When She Says No by vulpeslopez(m): 10:55pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
In all my years on nairaland,I neva see anybody so abused today the way Funlord took aunty erotic to the cleaner....Funlord thank u for making our day and more inches to ur dick...*walks away to sexuality* 1 Like |
Re: When She Says No by Elposeidon(m): 10:55pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
funlord:
Since you don't know when to shut up that your condom filled mouth let me help you close it! Now let me put to bed this daughter a of "a _retarded _bitch, that had previously been raped by a bunch of teenage gorillas deep in the jungles of the congo" before she was able to _shit out this "half ape, half kidult, half hobbit and fully developed mong called "ANGELWHORE" that if not for the providence that I have to display as your LORD, I would never have had to reply to your random psychotic rants!
Normally I discard the mentions of "scuzzy dullards" like yourself similar to how your father discards the "HIV2 tainted condoms the unfortunate man has to make use of whenever he has to engage in sexual relations with that pitiful creature that shares the same exact type of d.n.a with "Gollum from the lord of the rings" that he refers to as his wife and you refer to as mummy in a dustbin!"
Nno one cares about the opinions of a "world class fool such as YOURSELF, who looks like what would come out of the birth cavity of a donkey that successfully had a _threesome with an orangutan and an elephant! You are mentally unstable and have a bi-polar state of mind, but I really wish you could open a thread and explain to us once and for all what really crawled up your anus apart from "random _penises", and died in your belly that has turned a formerly "happy go lucky little female ape" into a "Dirty, Dyslexic, Scuzzy, Asexual, Abstemious Piglet!"
All your rant like posts are filled with hotch potch rhetoric, hooey based assertions and empty logic! No creativity whatsoever! I've seen roadkill on highways with more charisma than you! Your mentions are always just like a little piece of rectal discharge and you lack the capacity to ruminate over why your existence is such a distorted mess! Unfortunately for you, now you have met your LORD, and I have decided to teach your ass a lesson in vitriol and ensure you shall forever remain tagged as a loser at the zero sum game that I am currently playing with your NL destiny!
I have destroyed your credibility, pride and self seeking ego all in one fell swoop leaving you looking like a school of fish suddenly caught and confused by an unexpected maelstrom by the elegant and pristine flow of my harsh but true words via my keypad dexterity
I've seen your types all through history, Oh yes! Your cursed species are familiar to me! We refer to you and your families kind as the "demagogues, quislings and traitors of society, although not all hope is lost for you,because your type can easily be salvaged! What you really require is a "personality transplant."
Ultimately what can one expect from a "GLORIFIED CHIBOK BABE" who mtn, glo,etisalat and airtel has given a chance to mix with reasonble members of society if not embarrassment! I know you had a turbulent childhood, filled with sexual molestation, numerous suicide attempts, and many pathetic spells in mental and penal institutions!" This is why you now suffer from full mental deterioration! Your "keyboard babarity" must be also as a result of the fact that you were deprived of proper care and affection at the dingy cave you called home as "a child and even now as a fully grown animal"! In addition to your parents, I really also feel bad for your brothers or sisters, because If I had a sister like YOU, I would have put myself up for adoption long ago! Now swerve outta my lane you skank! I have regrets that have lasted longer then YOU! You are nothing but a Classical _IDIOT and a professional HAG! Dude...... you just became my idol 1 Like |
Re: When She Says No by Nobody: 11:11pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
omg, some peeps really do live and die by nairaland what could be gained from dissing people you only get likes dude and you really can't cash in those likes @funlord, now tell me how much better your life has become after spitting all your so called fire Are you now richer more handsome more focused dude, your the definition of a loser so come on and quote me with your silly kiddy tantrums of my dad this and my mum that, oh my All you got for your demonic words were just a bunch of likes dude, likes, as in likes 4 Likes |
Re: When She Says No by capip120(m): 11:13pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
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Re: When She Says No by naijaboiy: 11:17pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
funlord:
What is all this siberian jargon that you are typing? Ha ha ha! Any similarity between you and a human being is purely coincidental! I just took a look at your picture to be sure I was trading barbs with a human being and I regretted it instantly! Why do you have a face that looks like a slapped arse?
Your so dumb that I'm sure The smartest thing ever to come out of that your cancerous mouth was a _penis. See make up looking like war paint all over your face? Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun
Plus you look as skinny as shaka zulus spear! Do your parents feed you at all? I'm sure if I fed you a piece of meat now people would think that you were 9 months pregnant! Hopeless dumb, inconsequential, disease ravaged, local _idiot feeling fly!
Bruh!
This is murder 2 Likes |
Re: When She Says No by trapQ: 11:49pm On Aug 27, 2015 |
says the foolish men. if you feel you're doing women a favour then don't marry and don't date a woman. marry your fellow man and let's see how much of a "favour" you're doing to women. rubbish!!!! Youngpo413: They can't say NO cos ladies knows that guys are doing them a great favour and if they miss that opportunity,they may have to wait for another 10 years. |
Re: When She Says No by Fourwinds: 12:21am On Aug 28, 2015 |
funlord:
"IDIOTIC EROTICANGELA"! See your saving mention here oh! You better send ladyboss1 a thank you note and a present soon or else! Lmfao! Shalom mong! U must be from d Niger Delta region. dat was a bomb shell mennh 2 Likes |
Re: When She Says No by Nobody: 12:29am On Aug 28, 2015 |
funlord:
What is all this siberian jargon that you are typing? Ha ha ha! Any similarity between you and a human being is purely coincidental! I just took a look at your picture to be sure I was trading barbs with a human being and I regretted it instantly! Why do you have a face that looks like a slapped arse?
Your so dumb that I'm sure The smartest thing ever to come out of that your cancerous mouth was a _penis. See make up looking like war paint all over your face? Your makeup looks like it was applied with a shotgun
Plus you look as skinny as shaka zulus spear! Do your parents feed you at all? I'm sure if I fed you a piece of meat now people would think that you were 9 months pregnant! Hopeless dumb, inconsequential, disease ravaged, local _idiot feeling fly!
God of mercy!!! 1 Like |
Re: When She Says No by Youngpo413: 12:32am On Aug 28, 2015 |
trapQ: says the foolish men. if you feel you're doing women a favour then don't marry and don't date a woman. marry your fellow man and let's see how much of a "favour" you're doing to women. rubbish!!!! ok |
Re: When She Says No by Youngpo413: 12:33am On Aug 28, 2015 |
tartarus:
This is very dumb actually. a lady leaves her family, spends the rest of her life with u, bears your name and gives birth to your children. Women are doing US a favour not the other way around. Nonsense!! I'm disgusted. You're probably going to get married to a slave with that mentality of yours. k |
Re: When She Says No by Boyooosa(m): 12:49am On Aug 28, 2015 |
EroticAngelina: so girls are too desperate go say no to a marriage proposal dat when they say no, it bkums a huge deal?
I seriously dnt know wat guys want!!??! when a girl is urging them into marriage, they say we too desperate! when we nt ready to marry them or tell them no, they say we too proud! wat do u guys want from us??!? Our joy is inside u |
Re: When She Says No by fajani(m): 12:59am On Aug 28, 2015 |
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Re: When She Says No by fajani(m): 1:02am On Aug 28, 2015 |
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Re: When She Says No by cassyrooy(m): 1:05am On Aug 28, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:
not all women av the same goal in their relationship. so if he ask me to marry him when I'm jx lyk 19yrz, I should say yes mtchew You're still a teen sef. |
Re: When She Says No by SIRcumalot: 1:24am On Aug 28, 2015 |
EroticAngelina:
You Stuck-up, Half-witted, Scruffy-
looking Nerfherder. .
This Madam just watch star wars finish |