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The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by peroxide(m): 5:36pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
I'm unoriginal. "I'd be fucking you if I didn't have to dance tonight". |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Czarskit(m): 7:24pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
" I have a boyfriend so please don't ask me out 'cos I sure can't refuse you. " |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by 190: 9:18pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
PPL DONT TEL ME SLEAZY TINS INSTEAD I TEL DEM LIKE I REM TELLIN MY XGF DAT SHE DONT KNOW HW 2 Bleep AND WEN SHE LEARNS SHE SHUD COM BAK JST KIDDIN O |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by boladonas(m): 9:51pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
I got a text from a colleague saying "It will interest u dat i am not wearing any panties to d office today, just wondering wat u ll do if u know" |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 10:26pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
hmmmmmmmmm let moi go and think about that |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by patwhizkid(f): 10:29pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
Gosh! I have forgotten!! |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Czarskit(m): 10:59pm On Apr 04, 2009 |
~ Pat Pat, as if u'v had any1 tel u. . . ~ |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by ChuckWoody(m): 1:15pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
One nymph from my past told me: I didn't waste a drop! Get in!! |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by vanderjo(m): 2:08pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
You will make a good husband. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by iice(f): 2:11pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
ChuckWoody: @Topic, |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by MrCrackles(m): 2:15pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
iice: Laydee wetin be dis? Topic I want you to rape me violently dont fuc.k me baybay, rape me instead!! |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by iice(f): 2:18pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
MrCrackles: LMAO! Norrin |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by topup: 5:08pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
Scenario: Girl says: I don't want to have sex before marriage. Boy says: Yeah, it'd be great to try a relationship that's less physical. A month later: Boy whispers in girl's ear: I don't want to have sex with you, I want to make lurrrv to you because I am in love with you. Girl's eyes pop out **SOUND THE ALARM** YUCK!! The sleaziest thing someone has DONE not said, but done to me, was to push up close and make out with my cheek - WITHOUT CONSENT. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 8:22pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
. . . and every fiber of our body responds 2 da fire raging within us. . . from d soles of our feet 2 da crown of our head.Oh wot a feeling!! I come even b4 u plunge in with so much force,I wince as i felt d sharp pain followd by d heavenly, sweet sensation n ur manly aroma. ohhhhhhh. . . A text Message I got from a lady colleague. UnEdited. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by ikamefa(f): 8:27pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
@ topic mine is pretty tame i got a text message recently: if i get my hands on you,you'll be having my babies every 5 minutes |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 8:40pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
@IFELEKE YOU are in trouble |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Treetop20(m): 9:14pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
not the sleaziest but she said after seeing it "can i just sit on it?" |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 9:25pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
is it what i think it is? |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by 190: 9:36pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
told sm1 a girl 2 get a life and dat i kant wait 2 be alone wit her 4 a nite and she cudnt figure out wot i meant |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 9:43pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
190 you are a bad boy lol |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by StrStruck(f): 9:49pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
Treetop20: WTF??!!! OMG!!!! death |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Moyola(f): 9:54pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
lol!! |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by tope2000(f): 10:07pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
@topic 'I dont think i can help myself without touching' |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by bluespice(f): 11:10pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
Treetop20:this is where the bursting-into-laughter .gif will come in handy treetop, pls tell did u laugh? @ topic, when i remember, ill get back to u |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Treetop20(m): 11:49pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
bluespice:no i didn't laugh i told her to keep looking at it if she so chooses and to be my guest by sitting on it |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 11:52pm On Apr 06, 2009 |
@thread Time for me to pretend to be "holy" again ikamefa: Ika, you're crazy |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by tope2000(f): 12:20am On Apr 07, 2009 |
Treetop20: Gosh . . . .pls tell me u r lying?? |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 1:04am On Apr 07, 2009 |
Someone crawled up on me on the streets and said "Can I suck your breasts?" And a host of vulgar, idiotic nonsense, I can't or rather choose not to remember. It was very very disturbing. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 1:06am On Apr 07, 2009 |
WTF? What exactly was your reply? |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 1:22am On Apr 07, 2009 |
I didn't even behave as if he was talking to me. I crossed over to the other lane to avoid him, then he went the other way. I got home frozen, and was like what just happened? People can be crazy. It happened when I was in Lagos. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by ChuckWoody(m): 1:23am On Apr 07, 2009 |
stillwater: Sis, that ain't disturbing, it's fookn disgusting. |
Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 1:28am On Apr 07, 2009 |
stillwater:Nice. Usually, I just turn my phone on and act like I'm talking on the phone. Then when they start their "approach", I size them up like they were being rude. Works everytime. |
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