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Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by debosky(m): 6:15pm On Apr 08, 2009

stay on topic folks. wink

I remember another incident that happened to me, but this was way back in secondary school. There was this chick called Kemi in my class, my goodness she had a madly shaped backside with hypnotic motion. grin

Needless to say, we all wanted to hit that.

Anyways, I remember trying to leave the classroom in JSS 2 (about Grade 4) at the end of one day and we had to pass in between the row of desks. I can't really remember what happened, but I must have brushed against her trying to leave while she was chatting with one of her friends and the next thing she said was 'why did you touch my ass do you want to Bleep me or what'? shocked

Needless to say I was embarrassed that day and I had to think quickly and I replied saying 'who touched your ass? Is it my fault that it's so wide that I couldn't pass without brushing against you? Get away jare'. grin

I saved face and it turned into a bit of a joke

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by StrStruck(f): 6:19pm On Apr 08, 2009

^^Aww. . . she just wanted a piece of my cutie pie lol

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by MrCrackles(m): 6:20pm On Apr 08, 2009

Debosky has seen enough in his lifetime! grin

Topic

My aunty's friend said this to me a few years back ~you are fast developing and i cant wait to see the bulge in your trousers get bigger! shocked

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by tope2000(f): 6:22pm On Apr 08, 2009

MrCrackles:

Topic[/b]

My aunty's friend said this to me a few years back ~you are fast developing and i cant wait to see the bulge in your trousers get bigger! [/font]

CORRECT WOMAN. . . . She is looking for toy boy ni yen grin

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 6:22pm On Apr 08, 2009

debosky:

stay on topic folks.

I remember another incident that happened to me, but this was way back in secondary school. There was this chick called Kemi in my class, my goodness she had a madly shaped backside with hypnotic motion. Needless to say, we all wanted to hit that.

Anyways, I remember trying to leave the classroom in JSS 2 (about Grade 4) at the end of one day and we had to pass in between the row of desks. I can't really remember what happened, but I must have brushed against her trying to leave while she was chatting with one of her friends and the next thing she said was 'why did you touch my ass do you want to Bleep me or what'?

Needless to say I was embarrassed that day and I had to think quickly and I replied saying 'who touched your ass? Is it my fault that it's so wide that I couldn't pass without brushing against you? Get away jare'.

I saved face and it turned into a bit of a joke

sharp chic, why didnt you just return her compliment with "yes you want to Bleep?"

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by MrCrackles(m): 6:23pm On Apr 08, 2009

tope2000:

CORRECT WOMAN. . . . She is looking for toy boy ni yen

Well she got what she was waiting for 2yrs after!

I nailed her left, right and centre!!! shocked

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by tope2000(f): 6:24pm On Apr 08, 2009

MrCrackles:

Well she got what she was waiting for 2yrs after!

I nailed her left, right and centre!!!

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by StrStruck(f): 6:24pm On Apr 08, 2009

MrCrackles:

My aunty's friend said this to me a few years back ~you are fast developing and i cant wait to see the bulge in your trousers get bigger!

MrCrackles:

Well she got what she was waiting for 2yrs after!

I nailed her left, right and centre!!!

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by MrCrackles(m): 6:25pm On Apr 08, 2009

Ki ni big manliness! grin

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by StrStruck(f): 6:30pm On Apr 08, 2009

How old were you and her when she was admiring your ding-a-ling?

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 6:48pm On Apr 08, 2009

He was 10 years old and she was 18

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by IFELEKE(m): 6:49pm On Apr 08, 2009

MrCrackles:

Topic[/b]

My aunty's friend said this to me a few years back ~you are fast developing and i cant wait to see the bulge in your trousers get bigger! [/font]

. . . My sister's friend said something like that too years back, while I was still in sec. sch. . .

MrCrackles:

Well she got what she was waiting for 2yrs after!

I nailed her left, right and centre!!!

Mine no reach 2 yrs,
Like 9 months later, she came over to our place and had to bunk in my crib coz ma sis was arnd with her hubby.
In short,
I practised all the skills that came to my head that nite. . . She kept In Touch till she got married tongue

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by debosky(m): 6:49pm On Apr 08, 2009

davidylan:

sharp chic, why didnt you just return her compliment with "yes you want to Bleep?"

In my secondary school?? Expulsion for sexual harassment! cheesy

Don't forget that I had just escaped suspension for scaling over the school fence to go play Sega Megadrive at my friend's place. grin

MrCrackles:

Well she got what she was waiting for 2yrs after!

I nailed her left, right and centre!!!

Abomination!! shocked

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by MrCrackles(m): 6:51pm On Apr 08, 2009

St☆rStruck:

How old were you and her when she was admiring your ding-a-ling?

I was only 15 and she was around 23! embarassed

She also heard how i was pasting beautiful girls all over since i was 10! grin

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 7:02pm On Apr 08, 2009

debosky:

stay on topic folks.

I remember another incident that happened to me, but this was way back in secondary school. There was this chick called Kemi in my class, my goodness she had a madly shaped backside with hypnotic motion. Needless to say, we all wanted to hit that.

Anyways, I remember trying to leave the classroom in JSS 2 (about Grade 4) at the end of one day and we had to pass in between the row of desks. I can't really remember what happened, but I must have brushed against her trying to leave while she was chatting with one of her friends and the next thing she said was 'why did you touch my ass do you want to Bleep me or what'?

Needless to say I was embarrassed that day and I had to think quickly and I replied saying 'who touched your ass? Is it my fault that it's so wide that I couldn't pass without brushing against you? Get away jare'.

I saved face and it turned into a bit of a joke

In JSS2. . . .my gosh, you boys grow fast shocked

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by spikedcylinder: 7:29pm On Apr 08, 2009

davidylan:

sharp chic, why didnt you just return her compliment with "yes you want to Bleep?"

Pasitor!!!

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Moonstone(f): 7:57pm On Apr 08, 2009

*Toyinrayo:

I don't want to see my Jerusalem, yours will be very much okay.
Wey the pix?
If I'm well please with it's size and potentiality, then we can talk about uphill and downhill
My real name is Jess*, cry Jess* when you get to promise land

waka shege! angry

. . . Vikky baby is what he should cry. Ewo ni jess? angry

As for topic, i'm thinking very hard. The sleaziest thing someone has said to me was 'You look good in that dress but you'd look better on my d**k," Not very sleazy right?

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 7:59pm On Apr 08, 2009

Moonstone:

waka shege! . . . Vikky baby is what he should cry. Ewo ni jess?

As for topic, i'm thinking very hard. The sleaziest thing someone has said to me was 'You look good in that dress but you'd look better on my d**k," Not very sleazy right?

Who is Vikky shocked

I hate the nickname, I swear I do cry

@ your sleazy post
rotflmao. . . .heard worse.
Sometimes I wonder how mature they are.
And it's not like we attract them. . . .I odn't cry

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Moonstone(f): 8:01pm On Apr 08, 2009

*Toyinrayo:

Who is Vikky I hate the nickname, I swear I do

@ your sleazy post
rotflmao. . . .heard worse.
Sometimes I wonder how mature they are.
And it's not like we attract them. . . .I odn't

Keep shouting Jess and I'll keep shouting Vikky.

@ the sleazy thing, I'm sure I have heard worse but I have this thing called selective amnesia. I apply it to a lot of guys, I must have applied it to their words too.
And yes, we don't attract them. . . i don't know what we did to deserve them cry

_{Peace out girl, I gotta run to class. . .}

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by yme1(f): 10:10pm On Apr 08, 2009

i thought this thread has been locked

una nor dey hear stay on the topic, mod y u come delete some of our post now

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by bluespice(f): 10:18pm On Apr 08, 2009

debo pls dont delete posts nau
plsss cry

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by debosky(m): 10:21pm On Apr 08, 2009

If y'all stay on topic I won't have to delete anything. I made two appeals but no one listened so I had no choice. sad

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 10:21pm On Apr 08, 2009

hehehehehe

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 10:22pm On Apr 08, 2009

I saw only one appeal, it should have been 2or 3 undecided

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by chamotex(m): 10:22pm On Apr 08, 2009

@ topic

If I say it I will definitely get banned . . . . . . . . . . . . . FOR LIFE!

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by MrCrackles(m): 10:23pm On Apr 08, 2009

Fucking annoying all this RAILUWAY people sef! angry

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 10:24pm On Apr 08, 2009

spikedcylinder:

Pasitor!!!

my sister, its not right to deny a woman if she wont ask pointedly.

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 10:24pm On Apr 08, 2009

eyah, sorry, will stay ontopic.

@Post
the sleaziest stuff was said by one of my male friends. . . .idiot got my cold shoulder for a week, should have kept the shakara on, but I needed help with a lab grin

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by debosky(m): 10:25pm On Apr 08, 2009

chamotex:

@ topic

If I say it I will definitely get banned . . . . . . . . . . . . . FOR LIFE!

Say it Chamo. . . if it's too bad, I'll delete it and you won't get banned. grin

agaba be warned, don't join experienced derailers like Toyin who gets banned every week. grin

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 10:27pm On Apr 08, 2009

See me see wahala. . . .just because I said sorry.

yo ba epkon ori e grin

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by Nobody: 10:27pm On Apr 08, 2009

na lie chamo dey talk. he is just pulling our legs. Chamo prove me wrong.

Re: The Sleaziest Thing Someone Has Said To You by agabaI23(m): 10:31pm On Apr 08, 2009

debosky:

agaba be warned, don't join experienced derailers like Toyin who gets banned every week.

His Majesty the king has warned! grin

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