STFUareyouGod:
what's with everybody calling me Jacksparrow?

Just quit it u d only one i told dat today

i trusted u

u broke my heart

she no fit show herself nw!!!, cos she no fine .......bt she fine pass monkey sha!

honey are you that desperate as to ask for a bf on nl?

dejavski:
But y u come pose like umale now

chei!

[quote author=NinaNigeria post=37761343]honey are you that desperate as to ask for a bf on nl?[/quo
dont call her honey, cos honey get value , bt she no get

[quote author=msbbash post=37761432][/quote]


lolest

I want to hold your hand, laugh at your jokes, walk by your side, snuggle on the couch, look into your eyes, talk about whatever and kiss your lips every single day.

halfrica:


Just quit it u d only one i told dat today

i trusted u

u broke my heart

don't know what you talking about

STFUareyouGod:
don't know what you talking about

So jack sparrow this is your hand writing

halfrica:


So this is your hand writing

no

400billionman:


. Guy, what is your name again. ?

500billion

400billionman:


. Guy, what is your name again. ?

500billion

nikkypearl:


chei!

I no lie na

I believe God will sent u one someday... that will get in BTW ur legs... and send u back here (nl) to write same post...

Woo you when u put on a little bIt of weight

Woo you? Okay... Woo woo woo

DjAndroid:


You come woo me, abi you no get mouth?


Sorry! Monday morning is all about the money. Close this thread and reopen it on Friday when I don make some cash, then we go know who go woo the other.

I don't know what you guys want. you can make some vex. she is not asking for money you said u must make money before you woo her next now all of you will be shouting girls like money. did she ask money now? mchewwwww

wtfCode:
**checked her profile**
hello bae, it seems like u have a bright future between ur legs, will u be my galfrnd?
Here are my assets:
U shouldn't worry about money, cuz i have 3 bank acct, 6 pacs, huge palms to squeeze the juice outta those oranges on ur chest, 1 huge 9 inches long d!ck, 12 cartons of gold circle, over 1000 mojo clips in my laptop, samsung galaxy s5 and apple phone.

wait o... You actually believe that's her pic?

Oahray:
wait o... You actually believe that's her pic?

no, i have seen that pic on 2 different profiles

delectablegyal:
I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I must confess we have guys that are genius on nairaland.

Let ur wooing messages roll in.

Woo woo woo woo.... We u mawwy me?

[quote author=delectablegyal post=37754574]I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I know dat wen u tot of n typed dis post dis mrn,

u rolled ova and smiled,
i gues u didnt expect al dis,
u wantd 2 just read tru switest of words,
heartflaming wordings,
knee weakening rhymes
heart freezing melodies
blood boiling stanzas

delectablegyal:
I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I must confess we have guys that are genius on nairaland.

Let ur wooing messages roll in.

hey lady delectable,
you may nt be as prety as miss nora,
or own a lips so soft as miss breezy...but u r butiful in ur own way,

u may av photo shopd, usd sum1 elses pix, or failed to upload ur real pix,
but sure as black is beauty,
as sure as d rainbow is colourful,
as sure as d sun warms d heart,
so i wispa into ur ears dat ur beautiful in ur own way,p

a thousand tribal marks,
ten thousand rashes,
even an eyeball dangling from its socket,
wont stop u frm bin butiful in ur own way,

a thousand hurt words thrown at u,
many bashings given to u,
leering mockery aimed at u,
i solemnly tell u,
u r adorable in ur own way,


i tel u,
u r butiful lyk a diamond in d sky,
u r butiful lyk a blossoming orchard,
u r lovely like a butiful fairy
i repeat dat u r butiful io ur own way

dnt let d hurt words crush u,
many wud fight 100 men,
only if day saw how beaviful u r to behold,

delectablegyal:
I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I must confess we have guys that are genius on nairaland.

Let ur wooing messages roll in.

i honestly aint gunning to win d title of Bf...
I of course av ma Gf....

But if ama woo u,

ama woo u with words so soft,
ur ears wil swell wit pride,
i wil show u so much afection,
ur heart wud glo with pride,
i wud make n call u countles pet name

nkemmu
nwa pioyoyo mu
my dearest darling
mamana
my love
my 1 n only
my moon
my cherikoko
my oilpalm
my jupiter
my world
my delectable 1

if i were to woo u with sweet foods,
i wil search 4 d rarest blend of spice,
d rarest meat
d rarest cuisine
n employ d best chef,
2 make a dinner 4 one....
Wit ma humble knees on d floor

i wil gracefuly hold a golden tray 4 u 2 feed upon....

Dats how dip i wud wana woo u...

wtfCode:
**checked her profile**
hello bae, it seems like u have a bright future between ur legs, will u be my galfrnd?
Here are my assets:
U shouldn't worry about money, cuz i have 3 bank acct, 6 pacs, huge palms to squeeze the juice outta those oranges on ur chest, 1 huge 9 inches long d!ck, 12 cartons of gold circle, over 1000 mojo clips in my laptop, samsung galaxy s5 and apple phone.

God of mercy

Naija guys dey boring sha

Nne let me have this ur name in my head i sure have a way of making sweet names sound even more sweeter.

I dont have plenty words to say do u blame me when am entangled by your grace and beauty

I've toasted some girls feeling like a pro buh u make me feel like a learner do u have a number?

delectablegyal:
I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I must confess we have guys that are genius on nairaland.

Let ur wooing messages roll in.

I wanna bet d picture on ur profile ain't u. Wanna bet?

delectablegyal:
I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I must confess we have guys that are genius on nairaland.

Let ur wooing messages roll in.

Genius?Don't tell me u are falling for me ooo;If my gf catches you....

stanvesco:



hey lady delectable,
you may nt be as prety as miss nora,
or own a lips so soft as miss breezy...but u r butiful in ur own way,

u may av photo shopd, usd sum1 elses pix, or failed to upload ur real pix,
but sure as black is beauty,
as sure as d rainbow is colourful,
as sure as d sun warms d heart,
so i wispa into ur ears dat ur beautiful in ur own way,p

a thousand tribal marks,
ten thousand rashes,
even an eyeball dangling from its socket,
wont stop u frm bin butiful in ur own way,

a thousand hurt words thrown at u,
many bashings given to u,
leering mockery aimed at u,
i solemnly tell u,
u r adorable in ur own way,


i tel u,
u r butiful lyk a diamond in d sky,
u r butiful lyk a blossoming orchard,
u r lovely like a butiful fairy
i repeat dat u r butiful io ur own way

dnt let d hurt words crush u,
many wud fight 100 men,
only if day saw how beaviful u r to behold,

Lol

Hello, may i no u?

Has a winner emerged yet?
If yes, I'd like to learn from him & congratulate him as well
If no, then I'd like to try my luck

delectablegyal:
I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I must confess we have guys that are genius on nairaland.

Let ur wooing messages roll in.

stupid menstuating bitch. Idiot

delectablegyal:
I need a b.f, who is gonna woo me? I'm single and searching. I need a b.f whose communication skill is superb. I'm very sure nairaland is filled with many of these guys, I wanna have one as ma b.f.

I must confess we have guys that are genius on nairaland.

Let ur wooing messages roll in.

stupid menstuating bitch. Idiot.