:PM guilty of dis

Your boo get a boo

U guys bother ursefs too much abt some boring girls. All dis girls r not d same, some r sharp, some r dull, some r so cheerful dat they r a handful while some just lack d skills.

Count ursef lucky if u av d cheerful one cos u will always miss her wen she's not around. She's always all over u, she's just fond of u. Wot more can u ask for in a woman who gladdens ur heart & lit d whole place up.

They r scarce cos they r rare gems!

M a phone addict I can't count how many times my phne has been cease by my mum.atimes t can b so annoyng eh.bt I can't js hlp t m so use to t. Anytime m nt wt my phne mayb I av flat ba3 or m busy or d phne s bad.

Throw a fit na? What nonsense

misspicy:
Very annoying habit....some people can just do without their fones

If you are a babe and wants to find my trouble hust start pressing your phone wen i they talk to u,ii wll just keep mum n ignore u totally.

Its not ionly a childish and stwpid act but an insolent behavour that shows no regard for the guy.

Calapar:
Imagine you just got back from work after your girlfriend just served you meal and she's just playing with her phone till you finish eating and even go to bed, what would you do?

She's not your wife.

Form calls as if you are talking to another babe, while faking the call, laugh very loud and raise your legs up romantically, no be person go tell her make she pay attention.

Calapar:
Imagine you just got back from work after your girlfriend just served you meal and she's just playing with her phone till you finish eating and even go to bed, what would you do?

Well like you said just go to bed

Calapar:
Imagine you just got back from work after your girlfriend just served you meal and she's just playing with her phone till you finish eating and even go to bed, what would you do?

What would your girlfriend still be doing in your house by that time of the day? Not every is from a morally bankrupt home.

Calapar:
Imagine you just got back from work after your girlfriend just served you meal and she's just playing with her phone till you finish eating and even go to bed, what would you do?

You mean cohabiting with your GF? It's wrong to do so. Go and pay her bride price before she starts cooking noodles( that's what they usually prepare for bachelors) for
you. She's not even supposed to pass the night in your house, talk less of cooking your meals. You have started on a wrong footing bro and a million things may definitely go wrong in such an inordinate relationship.

After your wedding and she is pressing phone, then come back here.

Thank me later!

Nigerian pls u guys should help me beg the moderator to move my case to the front page


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Calapar:
Imagine you just got back from work after your girlfriend just served you meal and she's just playing with her phone till you finish eating and even go to bed, what would you do?

You haven't gotten married, yet you are living like a married man... is she your wife that will serve you food and still be talking to you?

And u the girl, if you are reading this, why must u be living with a man as if he were your husband? That's why we men don't regard you people again. Its only a married man who goes to work, come back and the wife cooks for him.

Society why Na?

morality why Na?

why have the both of you deteriorated this bad?

Hey house, i got this e-book from one foreign sport site on Virtual Football betting, i don use am myself and it worked but on a gentle wining style.
It showed 7 different playing strategies in VFL betting.
Though wasnt free. I paid for it and i av even bought hundreds of ebooks b4God blessed me wit dis.
The patterns and tricks discussed and revealed in it are working on Nairabet and Merrybet like madt! if u ar intrested in getting it, i am reselling it at a cost of N500 which is no where near wat i bought it for. U can contact me to get it click http:///7oE19B. Then fill your account details

i will just move her close to me and keep an eyes on her. u know what next?

Calapar:
Imagine you just got back from work after your girlfriend just served you meal and she's just playing with her phone till you finish eating and even go to bed, what would you do?

I'll grip a machette and rip her whole head off, then shoot her with a gun, the way them bullet travels, u will think they got boarding pass, her body parts in different jars and her organs tagged.

Calapar:
Imagine you just got back from work after your girlfriend just served you meal and she's just playing with her phone till you finish eating and even go to bed, what would you do?

(Kill her.

Na she sabi,me sef go press control pad

manimail:
Hey house, i got this e-book from one foreign sport site on Virtual Football betting, i don use am myself and it worked but on a gentle wining style.
It showed 7 different playing strategies in VFL betting.
Though wasnt free. I paid for it and i av even bought hundreds of ebooks b4God blessed me wit dis.
The patterns and tricks discussed and revealed in it are working on Nairabet and Merrybet like madt! if u ar intrested in getting it, i am reselling it at a cost of N500 which is no where near wat i bought it for. U can contact me to get it click http:///7oE19B. Then fill your account details

Can I also resell to others after purchasing from you?

woky:
wht if she didn't check??

That could get you more furious becos it would seem to you that u just ended up fooling ur self

It shouldn't get one more furious but a better look @ tinz. It means she gives no damn abt what u're doing. She's into someone else out there. No lady who loves u will show no reaction. Nah to dey plan anoda bae...dx is d early signs of. Break up

bone am

halfrica:


ok lemme tell u why m always on call
i rciv calls from clients
Why?
Cos of ur up comin birthday i av to plan for the best boo in the world
it was suppose to b a suprise
Now u come at my back to say this? Honey bet why?

ha boo? So na true Even my boo get a boo?

I don't know why you're stressing yourself about her pressing phone. Walahi you don't know how lucky you are. Sebi your own phone too get keypad? just wait till the day she needs money from you. corning gorilla go know say dem never design screen finish.

BANGERLEE1:
ha boo? So na true Even my boo get a boo?

Even the boo that gat a boo still get anoda boo who get sum oda boo with new boos

woky:
wht if she didn't check??

That could get you more furious becos it would seem to you that u just ended up fooling ur self

Guy God forbid it gets to this but if does and you're certain there's no quarrel
1. you shouldn't be eating that food
2. she shouldn't be sleeping in that house.

seriously send her out that very night. if she asks any question tell her to press her phone for answers

Mznaett:
Na dz sh!t dey cuz wahala btw me and big broz aswear! I too dey press fone like say...

Na only God go fit deliver me sha..

na only big broz de complain? Person like me no get dat time cos I go ask you what's latest on NL, den follo login , na so we go rockam.

for me...
if we are on an outting and she does this.... i will request politely she stops... if she doesnt it means she doesnt accord me the respect i am givin her so she doesnt deserve to be in my company.. so i call someone else make another appointment in her presence den drive off immediately without saying a word....
if it is her place... it means am not welcomed so i carry myself dey go my way..
if it is my place... i either walk her out or invite someone over while shes is there... if my conversation with d person need to be personal... i ask her out my house... i would say sometin like ’’ hey way you... carry ur phone go press for ur house... i need some privacy... ''
I AM TOO BIG TO B BELITTLED OR DISRESPECTED... WAT I CANT TAKE FROM ANY OTHER PERSON, HER CASE WILL NOT BE DIFFERENT because OF PUNNANY.... I HAVE HIGH VALUE FOR MYSELF... NO B*TCH SHOULD ATTEMPT TO DEVALUE ME AND MY STANDARDS....

Calapar:
Imagine you just got back from work after your girlfriend just served you meal and she's just playing with her phone till you finish eating and even go to bed, what would you do?

I guess you are not so interesting anymore.

You are boring her to death!

Same old routine - come back from work tired, get served your meal, too tired to talk much, yet expecting her to make conversation...

SMH...

Wake up!

Some carefree dude is online and has captured her imagination...

Sorry to say, but your relationship is AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN.

Your fault!!!

when she is sleeping, I will snoop into her phone, whTSAPP AND BBM to see what's more interesting than me

royallord1:
for me...
if we are on an outting and she does this.... i will request politely she stops... if she doesnt it means she doesnt accord me the respect i am givin her so she doesnt deserve to be in my company.. so i call someone else make another appointment in her presence den drive off immediately without saying a word....
if it is her place... it means am not welcomed so i carry myself dey go my way..
if it is my place... i either walk her out or invite someone over while shes is there... if my conversation with d person need to be personal... i ask her out my house... i would say sometin like ’’ hey way you... carry ur phone go press for ur house... i need some privacy... ''
I AM TOO BIG TO B BELITTLED OR DISRESPECTED... WAT I CANT TAKE FROM ANY OTHER PERSON, HER CASE WILL NOT BE DIFFERENT because OF PUNNANY.... I HAVE HIGH VALUE FOR MYSELF... NO B*TCH SHOULD ATTEMPT TO DEVALUE ME AND MY STANDARDS....

Childish...

In all of this, you don't see your fault?

Where's your social skills.

It's an indictment on your ability IF A LADY CANNOT GIVE YOU ALL OF HER ATTENTION WHILE SHE'S IN YOUR PRESENCE.

Simple....

halfrica:


Even the boo that gat a boo still get anoda boo who get sum oda boo with new boos

But boo u promised me that u will only love me and have just me and no one else but me* so the boo stopping point nko?

refreshrate:


Guy God forbid it gets to this but if does and you're certain there's no quarrel
1. you shouldn't be eating that food
2. she shouldn't be sleeping in that house.

seriously send her out that very night. if she asks any question tell her to press her phone for answers

Children everywhere....

Forming 'authoritarian' and forming 'principled'.

What happens to being a real man, and showing her why you deserve all the attention.

You are deficient. Learn...