Icudkill:


Why do pple always fault ingenuity and lacklustre in a relationship on the guy. Like the guy is a puppet master cursed to perform to the awe of the girl, who feels her job is to be just an audience. just to sit, watch and be entertained.

Same for sex, guy fvcks and fvcks and girl lies down waiting for an orgasm.

It irritates me, and personally i roll with females who make me laugh, as do i. And fvck me well, as do i.

Wasnt born to be your muse :/

Probably the only time ill ever say this on NL
a million likes for this post.

If you just read this, go and think about this

halfrica:




u cheating even before the second chance

Really i decline ur proposal

Folds arm

lolz* move closer* peck* touching ur laps* Oya bae sorry now... Flashing 20000dollars cash.

BANGERLEE1:
lolz* move closer* peck* touching ur laps* Oya bae sorry now... Flashing 20000dollars cash.

Slaps him nd walk out

i will stop imagining...

halfrica:


Slaps him nd walk out

*running after her like she's the future..... Holding her hand* showing all my skills!

Icudkill:


Why do pple always fault ingenuity and lacklustre in a relationship on the guy. Like the guy is a puppet master cursed to perform to the awe of the girl, who feels her job is to be just an audience. just to sit, watch and be entertained.

Same for sex, guy fvcks and fvcks and girl lies down waiting for an orgasm.

It irritates me, and personally i roll with females who make me laugh, as do i. And fvck me well, as do i.

Wasnt born to be your muse :/

@embolden, think this is true tho

Bur what does a V like myself know?

#TeamVirgin

Calapar:
Imagine you just got back from work after your girlfriend just served you meal and she's just playing with her phone till you finish eating and even go to bed, what would you do?

She's a boring b!tch

A wise lady can't do such a tin.

she is out of the relationship already..I once experience such.

U wan make d use prophet tell u say" she no get ur time"

adorable29:



A bitter truth! When you are with someone you are trully interested in, you FORGET you have a phone. All you want to do is talk, enjoy each other's company and cuddle all day.......... Hmmmm

I dey tell u

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ojkalito:
me i will press my fone and begin to laff hysterically and when she comes to look at my fone to know the reason why i am laffn so hard i will punch her eyes

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[quote auth or=Calapar post=37766144]Imagine you just got back from work after your girlfriend just served you meal and she's just playing with her phone till you finish eating and even go to bed, what would you do?[/quote]So what can you do? Is he ur wife? And why should u be living with ur girl friend?quarangida changing good morals since 1889 :-/

divinehand2003:
I will press my phone too and begin to laugh continuously until she checks on what or who is catching my attention.

Trust me dat trick works

I'll do same to her when she's moody

dharay99:

wah abt "when u are with ur ßabe &
she is always making & rcivin calls."


Arrrrrgggh....annoyinq shiiiii.!!!



★i hope she doesn't see ds★

Means She is more connected than u r

Calapar:
Imagine you just got back from work after your girlfriend just served you meal and she's just playing with her phone till you finish eating and even go to bed, what would you do?

@op, you! what will you do?

Icudkill:


Why do pple always fault ingenuity and lacklustre in a relationship on the guy. Like the guy is a puppet master cursed to perform to the awe of the girl, who feels her job is to be just an audience. just to sit, watch and be entertained.

Same for sex, guy fvcks and fvcks and girl lies down waiting for an orgasm.

It irritates me, and personally i roll with females who make me laugh, as do i. And fvck me well, as do i.

Wasnt born to be your muse :/

Learner...

Do it properly and she will respond...

royallord1:

d op asked wat one would do.... dat is my response...
i repeat i have left ur level of doing tins to pls others and displease myself unnecessarily...
if u can take such insult and u still wanna be cracking ur heading to get her laughing... nah ur way... dont be surprised u would see ur name stored as my commedian or my boredom solver.....
if as a man u have no principles u are a worthless man infact u are dead.... as for me i cannot accept such insult and stil stay in d same environment... i respect myself so why will one stûpid child disrespect me...
P.S ...state wat u would do and stop forming knowledge... on wat u seem to have little grasp on..

Nothing wrong with being principled bro.

Just don't use them to cover your inadequacies.

Period.

Annoying acts... i believe its an act of disrespect.. cos if a lady respects her man just like she does her father, she wouldn't do such. and besides, its all about priority, if she considers her man more important than whoever she's always on the phone with, then she'd act proper.

Jollyjoy:
It annoying,yea granted but i seriously cnt stay without my phone...
He will learn to live with it...

You will learn to live forever alone

SylarsMcQuins:


Oya clap for urself

Calapar:
Imagine you just got back from work after your girlfriend just served you meal and she's just playing with her phone till you finish eating and even go to bed, what would you do?

I will let her realize what she is doing is bad. The fact is even men do the same thing. This phone thing is destroying a lot of threads in relationship, offices, church, mosque name it. we are all involved in way or the other, we need restraint that is all. it does not worth fighting over.

mascot87:


U are correct, u will get more interesting to her than d phone when u fu*k d hell out of her

Angrily fu*kd the hell outta her. She just dumped the phone and was screaming... .

I think that happens when the guy is boring.......





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divinehand2003:


Which babe or wife nor go feel say one babe dey plan to steal her man from her without her cross checking him to make sure she is safe?

She must have been tired of you..That'§ why she no send you......If them like make them warri gurls steal the hell outta yhu......she will simply say "Ah!! God thanks for removing this burden off me"....and move ON so very well.

thexzy:
She must have been tired of you..That'§ why she no send you......If them like make them warri gurls steal the hell outta yhu......she will simply say "Ah!! God thanks for removing this burden off me"....and move ON so very well.

Lol, in that case the guy own don red oooo

SylarsMcQuins:


Oya clap for urself

sparkleice:

Aunty owu gini zi