Otibho80:
1,3 and 7 are not bad o

wristbangle:

Really??

Otibho80:
yes,especially number 3

wristbangle:


Lol otibho80. This things really does happen. But come oh! U want make ur man do point3 for u?

TaoBalinga:


why the akward look? Wheres ur sense of humor?.. Tcch

I've lost it....can you kindly lend me yours?

wristbangle:
There is a limit to everything in life most especially when it comes to relationship and marriage because if the function of a man is switched, people will see the lady in his life as a witch.

This is why it is advisable for couples or "couples to be" not to overstep their boundary when displaying love as the gossips, the broken hearted and perhaps those who mean well will term such guy as a slow poke person.

Going straight to the business of the day, let's take a brief look on things guys do that show ladies are in control of their life.


1. Becoming her errand boy/puppet

When men were boys, ladies used me as their puppet by sending me to buy food, fetch water and others. My friends made jest of me, calling me lover boy and reported me to my parents that I am under chioma's spell.

2. Suffering and Smiling Attitude

Some ladies are in the habit of abusing guys for no reason most especially if he is broke or too dumb to express his emotion. If a guy who used to be affluent and jovial becomes broke, ladies will ridicule and ruin his reputation in public as people will believe that his destiny has been nailed on a tree by her.

3. Emptying his account or pocket for her

I hate it when guys in their right senses empty their account for ladies to make Brazilian hair, buy expensive phones and other worthless purposes albeit him begging for N50 recharge card, garri, etc.

5. She eats assorted meals while he drinks water during date

Wonders shall never end as some guys exhibit pretence during date by drinking pure water while the lady he is asking out eats all sort of assorted meals. No doubt if this act continues, people will ask if the guy is mentally sound.

6. Helping her to attain good grade in school while he is on probation

This act is common in school where shallow minded guys act like machos by helping ladies to write test and assignment at the detriment of their success. This is perhaps one of the reasons why ladies are getting good jobs after school meanwhile guys with poor grades are struggling to get common cement lifting jobs.

6. Washing her under wears

I wrote an article few months ago about a friend of mine who washed a lady's underwears during NYSC program as she used, duped and dumped the mumu guy for another guy few months after the end of the program. I pity the life of some guys who believe that this act is out of love because apart from the fact that his image will be tarnished, those around will see him as a retarded individual.

7. Loosing her hair regularly

Some guys are fun of this act which on regular occasion will attract insult from the society as people will advice such guys to visit MFM for deliverance.

8. Neglecting football match in order to satisfy her regularly

I have seen a die-hard football fan who became a "hommie" during live matches because his girlfriend told him to choose between football and her. What amuses me is that this guy always satisfy her in terms of attention, care, money, etc but when a match is about to commence, this is when she starts nagging about him not respecting her feelings.

sonofananimal:
GONE ARE THOSE DAYS WHEN sonofananimal WAS VERY FOOLISH TO THE CORE!! ALWAYS THINKING OF THAT FOOLISH GIRL NEEDS, NOT KNOWING I WAS psychologically KIILING MYSELF BECAUSE OF HER

BUT NOW: WHO ARE THOSE THAT SHOULD ASK ME FOR MONEY TO DO HER HAIR AND SEE IF THAT HAIR won't GROW MANGO LEAF! AND neither ARE THOSE WHO OPEN THE LOWER BASE OF THEIR MOUTH AND SAID “LET US GO TO A RESTAURANT” AND SEE IF HER BELLE WON'T BE FILL WITH THE DIRT OF THE SOIL

BEWISE!! MEN OF NOWADAYS, THOSE WOMEN ARE THE daughterS OF EVILS PARADING LIKE SHEEP LOOKING FOR THOSE TO SUCK. I SAID UNTO YOU! WATCH OUT FOR THEIR SIGNS!!

Otibho80:
yes,but guys are now sensible o. They only give ladies money with d hope of getting something in return and its very annoying

sonofananimal:
GONE ARE THOSE DAYS WHEN sonofananimal WAS VERY FOOLISH TO THE CORE!! ALWAYS THINKING OF THAT FOOLISH GIRL NEEDS, NOT KNOWING I WAS psychologically KIILING MYSELF BECAUSE OF HER

BUT NOW: WHO ARE THOSE THAT SHOULD ASK ME FOR MONEY TO DO HER HAIR AND SEE IF THAT HAIR won't GROW MANGO LEAF! AND neither ARE THOSE WHO OPEN THE LOWER BASE OF THEIR MOUTH AND SAID “LET US GO TO A RESTAURANT” AND SEE IF HER BELLE WON'T BE FILL WITH THE DIRT OF THE SOIL

BEWISE!! MEN OF NOWADAYS, THOSE WOMEN ARE THE daughterS OF EVILS PARADING LIKE SHEEP LOOKING FOR THOSE TO SUCK. I SAID UNTO YOU! WATCH OUT FOR THEIR SIGNS!!

tosyne2much:
Im single and searching

redgem:



I even made a mistake..... It wasn't meant to be bae but babes.... Oya tell me something

redgem:



I even made a mistake..... It wasn't meant to be bae but babes.... Oya tell me something

bqlekan:

If you ask me bro, I don't see anything wrong in investing in your relationship (if you have a good one going for you)... I keep asking peeps. How can you love and hold on to what you don't invest in?

Reasonably tho.

bqlekan:

If you ask me bro, I don't see anything wrong in investing in your relationship (if you have a good one going for you)... I keep asking peeps. How can you love and hold on to what you don't invest in?

Reasonably tho.

tosyne2much:
Even God knows i will be the first to comment on a thread like this


9. Risking Their Lives During Love Making

Many lives&souls have been lost during love making

Last week, a lady visited me & during love making, she instructed me to do a style other dan missionary style which could claim my life, or lemme say, which could send me back to my creator. For where ? I told her at once dat i wouldnt risk my life for two minutes pleasure, cos i no want make Lalasticlala push my story enta nairaland FP


10. Giving Preferential Treatment To Ladies


Weeks back, a lady broke my heart during exam period & i was so depressed dat i couldnt even spell "BOY" correctly

During psychology exam, I was emotionally depressed that i was abt to submit my blank answer booklet wen i sighted a friend of mine seated behind me. Immediately, i smiled like somebody who just collected his original Bsc certificate.

Na so dis no even look my face, dey teach one babe wey him no fit ever see him bra.

sonofananimal:
depending on how you invest in it.

If you invest the wrong way, you won't have any profit in return

wristbangle:


You are right brother but then it has to be a reciprocal thing not someone always on the giving side while the other always at the receiving side. Afterall there is love in sharing.

wristbangle:


Exactly bro. One must look before he leaps. Some ladies don't worth investing on.

redgem:



I even made a mistake..... It wasn't meant to be bae but babes.... Oya tell me something

sonofananimal:
true talk, not one will always be on the receiving side, that relationship will look like a charity foundation and before you know it! One may get tired of it

sonofananimal:
true talk, not one will always be on the receiving side, that relationship will look like a charity foundation and before you know it! One may get tired of it

SirLegal:
You won't believe me if I told you mine. But I came here just to read comments.

adeh39:

I've lost it....can you kindly lend me yours?

wristbangle:

Love nwan titin. Tosyne2much oya tell her something

tosyne2much:
I'm going gaga for u *covers face*

redgem:


Gaga? Hmmmm same line you used on her

tosyne2much:
The last time i used that line was 1996

I decided to use it now. Who knows if it might work for you ?

TaoBalinga:

u r no fun..

adeh39:


Okay!

adeh39:
I'm still waiting patiently for the guy that will do all these for me

Nice one op

adeh39:
I'm still waiting patiently for the guy that will do all these for me

Nice one op

tosyne2much:
Even God knows i will be the first to comment on a thread like this


9. Risking Their Lives During Love Making

Many lives&souls have been lost during love making

Last week, a lady visited me & during love making, she instructed me to do a style other dan missionary style which could claim my life, or lemme say, which could send me back to my creator. For where ? I told her at once dat i wouldnt risk my life for two minutes pleasure, cos i no want make Lalasticlala push my story enta nairaland FP


10. Giving Preferential Treatment To Ladies


Weeks back, a lady broke my heart during exam period & i was so depressed dat i couldnt even spell "BOY" correctly

During psychology exam, I was emotionally depressed that i was abt to submit my blank answer booklet wen i sighted a friend of mine seated behind me. Immediately, i smiled like somebody who just collected his original Bsc certificate.

Na so dis no even look my face, dey teach one babe wey him no fit ever see him bra.