harristo:
This is one of the things I will say "I no told you", when it happens.

And those of you debunking the story, are you implying that you don't think those two are
doing it? I take a look at the pictures for God's sake.

Wow. Guy calm down. The picture is Sasha with a guy, they said Malia is the one pregnant but somehow you've already seen 2 innocent kids having sex.

*lays hand on you*

Receive a clean mind now.

JustTara:
Op this is trash. Just a silly rumor. What were you thinking? or you just posted this with the aim of hitting fp? Go do your homework properly before posting rubbish and misleading people with fake stories.

I no get change I for dash you moni.

JustTara:
Op this is trash. Just a silly rumor. What were you thinking? or you just posted this with the aim of hitting fp? Go do your homework properly before posting rubbish and misleading people with fake stories.

I no get change I for dash you moni.

theimmortals:
I no get change I for dash you moni. I no get change I for dash you moni.

Bring it joor, I have change.

aperture11:

Wow. Guy calm down. The picture is Sasha with a guy, they said Malia is the one pregnant but somehow you've already seen 2 innocent kids having sex.

*lays hand on you*

Receive a clean mind now.

Oh right the one in the pic is 14.

But are you sure that they are still innocent kids?
Na US we dey talk O.

noblemails:
In what promises to be the biggest White House scandal since intern MouthAction, President Barack Obama’s daughter, 16-year-old Malia, has confirmed that she is pregnant.

Sources say Malia is now in her second trimester. Mother and First Lady, Michelle Obama, says that although she will be a grandmother much younger than she planned, teen pregnancy runs in the family.

“On her father’s side of course. My mother-in-law had Barack when she was 18, so I see where Malia gets it from. I’m just so excited to decorate the nursery. The White House hasn’t seen a baby since oh, 1884 or so.”

For now, Malia is staying hush-hush about the father’s identity, but one thing she would say is that he is white. “My mom always hoped I would get with a nice mixed-race man like dad, but love is so colorblind. Mom was probably right though. The dad already left me for some tramp. And of course, like all white men, my baby-daddy won’t want to pay his child support. I already told him, ‘You want to keep your license so you can drive that bleach-blond tramp around in your little Jaguar, right? Better step up.’”

Despite her future motherhood, Malia is still considering her college options. “It’s not like Stanford or Berkeley are going to, like, turn me down for being a teen mother. Hello, I’m the president’s daughter. This doesn’t ruin my plans for a future at all. I can probably get a book deal out of this in a few years. MTV already offered to give me my own show, White House Baby-Momma-Drama or something stupidly titled like that. I was like, no way – that’s so white trash.”

President Obama says he is being supportive of his daughter, despite being as outraged as any father would be if his young daughter announced an unexpected pregnancy. “We’re all very relieved this little blessing happened, and thankfully in my second term.” When asked about his daughter’s ex-boyfriend, he replied, “He’s just lucky I didn’t have him erased. Don’t mess with the Commander-in-Chief, homeboy. Ever hear of the Secret Service? Regardless, we’re sure he’ll come around.”

You should be in jail

Loool op has a good sense of humor though. This was really funny!

ah, but I thought his children are lesbians?

JustTara:
Bring it joor, I have change.

they never pay ooo