jackpot:
you ah kworrupt!

Big time.

frankcris:
Actually it depends on ur definition of a virgin...like me, I've had sex but not alot so i still consider myself a virgin...i intended to reach a certain amount before i can say am no longer a Virgin.

#denzelvoice# my nigga , hehehehe

kazolad:
Hello nairalanders, i am 26 years old , a graduate, i met a girl some weeks ago through a friend and since then we have become so close. last week, i told her that i love her, i want to be more than a friend to her. Without winning words, she accepted my request and since then we have been chatting all day, cracking jokes, having phone intimacy conversation etc.Yesterday, she told me that she will pay me a visit the following week and am scared she might ask for sex. I never told her in the first instance that am a virgin. Should i tel her the truth?

Lemme give you hint..... My first ever was about 4mins or less, I hit the second round and it was as long as 10-15minutes ....

Best advice: jerkoff twice, 10minutes prior to her coming....

2nd best advice: 1bottle of hot orijin and a tablet of 200g tramadol, 1hr before she shows....

3rd best advice: bring her over to my house. She needs a pro's touch ...lol, joking

But what's a 26yr old looking for in virgin island ?

ezteem:


#denzelvoice# my nigga , hehehehe

lol...denzel is my nigga

but its true shaa, cos out of of all the billions of girls in the world, you cant just Bleep only one or three...

just tell her you dnt want to have sex with her, u dnt have to tell her u are a virgin.

misspicy:

you are obsessed with bae right i can see you stalking

Ha! Miss spicy.

PunkyVeer:


Just as long as the matress doesn't have any wires in it. We wouldn't want him taken to the hospital on a matress, like the guy that got stuck humping the umbrella hole on a garden table. LMFAO

Lwkmd. Did u witness it?

PunkyVeer:


Lol, calm down, miss thang We "follow" each other.

@misspicy, shey u don hear nw

PuciPrince:


Lwkmd. Did u witness it?

No, I read it on Cracked.com

They have this funny list of strange objects people were caught getting jiggy with. One guy found a hole on a park bench. For whatever reason it turned him on & he decided to "do" it. He got stuck & had to be sawed out of it. Just unbelievable & hilarious stuff.

PunkyVeer:


No, I read it on Cracked.com

They have this funny list of strange objects people were caught getting jiggy with. One guy found a hole on a park bench. For whatever reason it turned him on & he decided to "do" it. He got stuck & had to be sawed out of it. Just unbelievable & hilarious stuff.

Konji is a bastard ooo. Some ppl wnt mind bj frm a crocodile sef

PuciPrince:


Konji is a bastard ooo. Some ppl wnt mind bj frm a crocodile sef

LMFAO. I bet someone has tried it before.

PunkyVeer:


LMFAO. I bet someone has tried it before.

suicide mission

PuciPrince:

@miss.picy, shey u don hear nw

yea am minding my business already

misspicy:

yea am minding my business already

Im stalking you already too

PuciPrince:


suicide mission

Anything to get off on I guess lol.

Not too long ago in the US, some guy died trying to have sex with a hornet's nest (pictured below). Nobody bleeps with their home so they stung him to death

PuciPrince:

Im stalking you already too

please don't i have alot on my hands already....please

PunkyVeer:


Anything to get off on I guess lol.

Not too long ago in the US, some guy died trying to have sex with a hornet's nest (pictured below). Nobody bleeps with their home so they stung him to death

Na only you dey hear all these news ooo.

Men don suffer for ur hand

misspicy:

please don't i have alot on my hands already....please

Dont worry, stalking online cant kill. I wnt be the last

PunkyVeer:


Anything to get off on I guess lol.

Not too long ago in the US, some guy died trying to have sex with a hornet's nest (pictured below). Nobody bleeps with their home so they stung him to death

omg

PuciPrince:


Na only you dey hear all these news ooo.

Men don suffer for ur hand

Hehehe. I like to read stuff though

PunkyVeer:


Hehehe. I like to read stuff though

I read someone that a lady had it wit an octopus

PuciPrince:


I read someone that a lady had it wit an octopus

Lol, I bet it sucked & held her tight. They have those vaccum-like tentacles, don't they? Smh. Some people!

PunkyVeer:


Lol, I bet it sucked & held her tight. They have those vaccum-like tentacles, don't they? Smh. Some people!

the way u analysed the tentacles. Im suspecting its you ooooo

PuciPrince:

Dont worry, stalking online cant kill. I wnt be the last

please don't add to d list am begging '

PuciPrince:


the way u analysed the tentacles. Im suspecting its you ooooo

Hahaha. Noooooooooo

But wait sef.... Why can't you just tell her you're a virgin... I'm sure it's not as bad as telling her you're broke?


Besides there's absolutely nothing wrong in being a 26 year old virgin, I'm not here to pontificate but you don't have to give off something so precious for some girl you met less than 2months ago just because you're still high in the "in-love" phase of your relationship... I'm some couple of months away from being 30 and I'm still as virgin as a new born baby's bum so don't think you're weird.


Don't let anyone make you feel strange or stupiid, more so don't let pressure make you lose your virginity... It's your body first and foremost and you alone should choose what you want to do with it.

misspicy:

please don't add to d list am begging '

Btw, wats wrng witya. ***ur signature***

PuciPrince:

Btw, wats wrng witya. ***ur signature***

malaria showed me pepper...am just recovering

PunkyVeer:


Hahaha. Noooooooooo

I ll get picture evidence soon

vizkiz:
virgin at 26? Nigga, you are gay!!!

am older than him and a virgin. Xo it'snt odd

misspicy:

malaria showed me pepper...am just recovering

Awww, I didn't even notice. Sorry, girl Hope you fully recover soon

misspicy:

malaria showed me pepper...am just recovering

mosquitoes stalking you as well?


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Sorry. U don dey conquer na