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Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Donwizbro(m): 10:00pm On Nov 02, 2015
vizkiz:
virgin at 26? Nigga, you are gay!!! angry
Don't just quote people like dat! *Insolent*
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:00pm On Nov 02, 2015
all4naija:

Are you playing hard to get? It is just a question though.

No.
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:01pm On Nov 02, 2015
frankcris:


not at all, just wondering what kind of girl that has punky as her name...
Are you so damned silly to believe that is her real name? Huh! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:02pm On Nov 02, 2015
PunkyVeer:


No.

Okay! What do you mean by that previous statement?
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Donwizbro(m): 10:02pm On Nov 02, 2015
Macgreat:
Really?

Is there such a thing with Men. Guy, wake up! . . and do what men does. . .


If she brings the "0" supply the "1". . .
Bad guy, funie yhu!
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:03pm On Nov 02, 2015
all4naija:

Okay! What do you mean by that previous statement?

What previous statement?
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:03pm On Nov 02, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Yeah true. They should do the same about their other fake products, methinks.

Still on their case, I heard on the news this evening that they're tightening their one child per household laws to such an extent, that they'll be now enforcing abortions to control their population. Now it makes me wonder, what will happen in a case of twins. I mean, it's not anybody's fault if twins are conceived. Will they murder the other one? Their president is running a tight ship lol no wonder they barely smile.


I don't think so, the average man on the Nigerian strt (China's favorite dump site in Africa) will feel like slapping u for even having that thought cheesy. I mean, most af these products esp electronics and co are dirty cheap hence affordable. They'll be like go for your expensive Japan made Samsung or ur Japan made Guess move . I have my NOKAI from China and swaash moves as compensation don't worry cheesy. So, don't go there!


Now, noff said 'bout China. We shouldn't go sinophobic cos these ppl needa arrest overpopulation despite the weighty disrespect to human right that will have to flow wd it... Btw, dia's ds popular myth that Chinese men are small dikced nigazz, wikipedia says Nigerians hv shorter screwers on d average tho, focusing on the myth like an hypocrite, wondering how small dikcs could breed so much ppl. So mind bugging lol
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:04pm On Nov 02, 2015
PunkyVeer:


What previous statement?
I quote it below.
PunkyVeer:


To say what?

Yeah, I think I mind. Let's keep it right here in public. No hard feelings I hope smiley
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by frankcris(m): 10:05pm On Nov 02, 2015
all4naija:

Are so damned silly to believe that is her real name? Huh! lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

you were suppose to add "you" before are and so...
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by erico2k2(m): 10:05pm On Nov 02, 2015
sissylucy:
lemme get your problem op...are u scared of having sex..or u are practicing abstinence
E B like say na D 2
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:07pm On Nov 02, 2015
YourMain:
unless you'd like to embarrass yourself..
What's there to be embarrased abut?
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:07pm On Nov 02, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Yeah true. They should do the same about their other fake products, methinks.

Still on their case, I heard on the news this evening that they're tightening their one child per household laws to such an extent, that they'll be now enforcing abortions to control their population. Now it makes me wonder, what will happen in a case of twins. I mean, it's not anybody's fault if twins are conceived. Will they murder the other one? Their president is running a tight ship lol no wonder they barely smile.
I don't think so, the average man on the Nigerian strt (China's favorite dump site in Africa) will feel like slapping u for even having that thought cheesy. I mean, most af these products esp electronics and co are dirty cheap hence affordable. They'll be like go for your expensive Japan made Samsung or ur Japan made Guess move . I have my NOKAI from China and swaash moves as compensation don't worry cheesy. So, don't go there!


Now, noff said 'bout China. We shouldn't go sinophobic cos these ppl needa arrest overpopulation despite the weighty disrespect to human right that will have to flow wd it... Btw, dia's ds popular myth that Chinese men are small dikced nigazz, wikipedia says Nigerians hv shorter screwers on d average tho, focusing on the myth like an hypocrite, wondering how small dikcs could breed so much ppl. So mind bugging lol
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by frankcris(m): 10:09pm On Nov 02, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Lol, what you see is what you get. Nothing less, nothing more.

am gonna act like i understood this...
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:11pm On Nov 02, 2015
frankcris:


you were suppose to add "you" before are and so...

Yes... Is there any problem with that?
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by dacovajnr: 10:11pm On Nov 02, 2015
But I don't think it's that difficult faa!...remove pant find where hole dey and insert...baami if you don dey watch porn..you no b virgin ooo!so far your starch don pur..but if you still ain't sure kindly enrol for VaselineCrew training..it's free grin

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Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:12pm On Nov 02, 2015
pinceprinz:



I don't think so, the average man on the Nigerian strt (China's favorite dump site in Africa) will feel like slapping u for even having that thought cheesy. I mean, most af these products esp electronics and co are dirty cheap hence affordable. They'll be like go for your expensive Japan made Samsung or ur Japan made Guess move . I have my NOKAI from China and swaash moves as compensation don't worry cheesy. So, don't go there!


Now, noff said 'bout China. We shouldn't go sinophobic cos these ppl needa arrest overpopulation despite the weighty disrespect to human right that will have to flow wd it... Btw, dia's ds popular myth that Chinese men are small dikced nigazz, wikipedia says Nigerians hv shorter screwers on d average tho, focusing on the myth like an hypocrite, wondering how small dikcs could breed so much ppl. So mind bugging lol

LMFAO. But a lot of them over there have the same issue. Not too long ago, Korean men were complaining about average condoms being too baggy for them. A part of me weeped for their women cheesy

Now about the correlation between size & breeding. Is there any really? The "screwers" do just that, screw. It's the baby juice that's the most important ingredient in putting the bun in the oven
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by frankcris(m): 10:13pm On Nov 02, 2015
all4naija:

Yes... Is there any problem with that?

yea, try adding it next time...
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:16pm On Nov 02, 2015
all4naija:

I quote it below.

I meant to talk here on this thread. I don't see the need for a hush hush in private. Comprende?
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:17pm On Nov 02, 2015
PunkyVeer:


Lol, you know me so well tongue
oh yeah better than U think
#stalkin' ;-)
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:17pm On Nov 02, 2015
frankcris:


yea, try adding it next time...
I won't! It is called a missing word. The reference is clear enough for you to understand. Don't think I will compliment you for that simple correction.

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Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:18pm On Nov 02, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:


oh yeah better than U think

#stalkin' ;-)

Ooh hoo! grin
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by kobonaire(m): 10:19pm On Nov 02, 2015
frankcris:
Actually it depends on ur definition of a virgin...like me, I've had sex but not alot so i still consider myself a virgin...i intended to reach a certain amount before i can say am no longer a Virgin.
Chai!!! Virginity get levels for some people ..... fück twice a month = partial virgin shocked
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:19pm On Nov 02, 2015
PunkyVeer:
I wonder what you told her in those "intimacy conversations" y'all had tongue She's may be looking forward to some bada bing bada boom, only to be met by 26 years worth of dust & spiderwebs grin

Just tell her the truth & IF you plan on having sex with her on that day, better start practising, boyo. Grab a pillow & hump, hump, hump, yanno, just to get your strokes right grin
sometimes I wonder if ure being paid to comment.
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:19pm On Nov 02, 2015
PunkyVeer:


I meant to talk here on this thread. I don't see the need for a hush hush in private. Comprende?
Why do you hate private conversation so much? I am curious to know. Yes, I do. But, a little.
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by HARDDON: 10:21pm On Nov 02, 2015
sissylucy:
lemme get your problem op...are u scared of having sex..or u are practicing abstinence

He neccesarilly might not be scared of X, he's worried he might screw d moment all up.
So he wano tell her so as to douse any high bedroom pro hope she might have.

Do u know how it feels like to be totally @ a lost on what step to take next?
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by frankcris(m): 10:21pm On Nov 02, 2015
all4naija:

No, I won't! It is called a missing word. The reference is clear enough for you to understand. Don't think I will compliment you for that simple correction.

i never asked for a compliment...and shouldn't you mind your business

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Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:21pm On Nov 02, 2015
You should be proud of your status man.....Virgin boy cheesy

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Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:23pm On Nov 02, 2015
frankcris:


i never asked for a compliment...and shouldn't you mind your business
Good! What business are you talking about?
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:23pm On Nov 02, 2015
Itzmax:
sometimes I wonder if ure being paid to comment.

Now I wonder if you may be a little retarded. What is the point of an open forum if not to contribute? Do you just login to giggle at your screen? If I login, I login to comment. I'm not about to waste my money grinning at people's comments

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Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:24pm On Nov 02, 2015
98% of the commentators on 1st nd 2nd page are girls yet they claim they down like sex and they don't even wanna be touched on the first date.

Pretenders oshi

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Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:24pm On Nov 02, 2015
PunkyVeer:


LMFAO. But a lot of them over there have the same issue. Not too long ago, Korean men were complaining about average condoms being too baggy for them. A part of me weeped for their women cheesy

Now about the correlation between size & breeding. Is there any really? The "screwers" do just that, screw. It's the baby juice that's the most important ingredient in putting the bun in the oven


cheesy ... You see reason why u gatu jez start worshiping we black niggazz cheesy u gurls don't seem appreciative enaf! The rizpekt esp on here esp the romance sexshin is on the low I feel... Our dangles if nothing else is enaf! grin


Hmm, so, its not the quantity but the quality that matters lol... Good.

Now that China's central govt's turning its back on quantity, means Chinese men finally met their doom don't u think? I mean what's their to enjoy when u won't feel something hitting on the inner circles of your womb no more as d digger won't just be able to do that ? cheesy
Re: Should I Tell Her Am A Virgin? by Nobody: 10:24pm On Nov 02, 2015
PunkyVeer:

Ooh hoo! grin
Oooh yeah So what mischief have U been up to Havent had time to read thru ur trail of commnets

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