Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,194,863 members, 7,956,263 topics. Date: Monday, 23 September 2024 at 08:48 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / My Hate Letters To Obnoxious (3055 Views)
Letters To Juliet...its Never Too Late To Love. / Love And Relationship Advice Letters To Dr. Truth / Love Letters To My Wife (2) (3) (4)
My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by Nobody: 1:29pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
Dear Motherfucking bastard, I am writing this letter with my heart on my hand as I want to express my hatred and despise for you. I think you are the worst thing that has ever happened to me. So rude, so bush, so duh! But you know what, I must admit you are one of a kind and that's why I can't stop hating you. You speak rubbish all the time. You are a fucking misogynist. You droll over girls who don't give a motherfucking shit about you. Hey you dickhead didn't you know Mukina is my babe? I'll cut your dick when next I see you admire my gurl. This said back to us. OBNOXIOUS, they say love is opposite of hate, but i think they are wrong. These two feelings are so strong, so similar that sometimes they cross borders to become one another according to the moment. But don't worry, nothing like that is going to happen to us: there is no way my hate will become love. Whenever I see your posts and my name in them me heart flips in anger. Then I'd like to take a saw and cut you into pieces. But before that take out my butcher knife to skin you alive and use your intestine as my jumping rope. Can you see the dept of my feelings? Never in my life have I hated someone like I hate you. These feelings are eating me up. I can't eat, can't sleep and can't drink, because I wish I could eat your motherfucking tongue, sleep with your skin as my sheet and drink your blood. That's how much I wish to have you. I'd like to burn you into ashes and spray you on my garden, so that everything I'd know I was walking on your motherfucking ass. What have you done to me? Will ever stop hating you? Ireally hope my feelings are reciprocated, See you in hell, the bitch mod. |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by bluespice(f): 1:32pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
wow where's haley to see seun in this? |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by Nobody: 1:32pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
bluespice: Seun = Obnoxious now?? That girl dey see Seun everywhere! |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by bluespice(f): 1:33pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
lol she saw seun in the other one nau its not above her to do so again |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by spikedcylinder: 1:34pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
This thread will be a success. |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by Nobody: 1:35pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
spikedcylinder: Abeg make una contribute na! Write a letter to the man who bedded us all. |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by bluespice(f): 1:36pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
lmao! im hinnocent of all charges oh no one bedded me abeg |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by chinesedoll(f): 1:38pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
@OP you are officially in the same category with Adam Brody una get time sha |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by Nobody: 1:38pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
bluespice: Like say we nor. Make we aliment his illusion. He jerked off 10 times and thought of 10 female NL members who were----us! Sexual frustration is bad. |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by Nobody: 1:39pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
chinesedoll: Why you dey insult these two hate birds?? |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by prittigrrr(f): 1:42pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
I am still wondering how my name got there with someone so inconsequential to my daily existence. I am so confused. |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by bluespice(f): 1:43pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
prittigrr which list? |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by chinesedoll(f): 1:47pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
Creating a thread for him is only making you look like him in my own opinion i think he should just be ignored he dosent deserve all these attention . . . . . . @prittigrr everybody knows that the guy was just dicking around |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by Nobody: 1:48pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
michelin89: cool, you tried but not Smokey like Obnoxious Thread Where is Obnoxious Thread? Moderators?? VANISHED!!! damn |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by jaybee3(m): 1:50pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
And what's the name of this congregation? Emotionally scarred NL females against the self obsessed Obnoxious. another classic from dramaland looming |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by Nobody: 1:52pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
chinesedoll: We are not even serious. What's the big deal? Let's have some fun. Loosen up. faakay: Whatever! jay bee: Yes we are trying to kill time. We have so many years to live and we are bored. |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by haley(f): 1:58pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
am so confused about this whole thing now first it was a love letter now it hatred letter @michellin89 are you hating the same guy that is your secretly admire |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by spikedcylinder: 1:58pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
bluespice: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-285402.0.html Tell me thank you. |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by Nobody: 2:00pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
haley: Abeg na who first talk am say this girl go think na Seun be this one again? |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by chinesedoll(f): 2:02pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
michelin89: Okay carry on!!! |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by bluespice(f): 2:09pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
lmao! thanks spikey the demented fool even remembered me wow i feel special rite now michelin89:oya tell me thank you |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by Meldrick(m): 2:11pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
@ poster I understand ur plight. The guy must have broken ur heart by telling the world what you both did in secret. next time u be careful about the guy u hurriedly pull ur panties for. |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by bluespice(f): 2:13pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
know the history b4 u post dear he created a thread based on his fantasies |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by Nobody: 2:14pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
Meldrick: Uh you understand what?? You dey yarn and you nor know wetin you dey yarn. Someone explain to this dude what this is all about. |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by OBNOXIOUS: 2:15pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'll be back with my reply to your sweet love letter! I enjoyed it tremendously and i hope you will enjoy and cherish my reply just the way i have recieved yours with so much love my sweet mod bitch Micheline89 |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by bluespice(f): 2:16pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
em excuse me is it not possible to have clear headed mods do their jobs instead of creating false ids n kissing ass or falling foul of other super mods? |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by Nobody: 2:19pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
OBNOXIOUS: Oh my honey pie pie! |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by chinesedoll(f): 2:20pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
OBNOXIOUS: I can't wait make it pretty soon please |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by izeek(m): 2:21pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
so u guys think its some mod jealous of another mod. let me know self dem dey pay una salary? |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by Nobody: 2:22pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
izeek: 1. Wetin mod wan dey jealous? 2. No---na for fun!!!!! |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by debosky(m): 2:25pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
bluespice: Not to derail this love fest, but can you clarify/identify the mod with a false id? Multiple ids are not allowed by forum rules, whether the person is a mod or not. @ Obnoxious Since you seem to appreciate this 'letter', I assume you do not find it offensive? If so it will remain - don't know whether to classify it as a romantic joke, or romantic letter exchange or what exactly. |
Re: My Hate Letters To Obnoxious by prittigrrr(f): 2:25pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
I thought it was clear I was playing along. I guess I wasn't melodramatic enough for NL. My outrage wasn't convincing enough. I promise I'll do better next time. An aside: do any of you remember the comedian Andy Kaufman? He went around wrestling women and inciting all sorts of anger and he was soooo good at it, ppl still think he was serious. His whole career was a huge joke. He made people furious wherever he went. OBNOXIOUS reminds me of him. I feel like I am in a real life "Man on the Moon". |
I'm Tired Of This Relationship. Nothing To Discuss When We Are Together. / Could My E-boyfriend Be My Fiance's Brother / What Caused The Last Break Up Of Your Relationship?
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 43 |