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| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Fhemmmy: 5:16pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
Knight1: That is so cute. |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by GTay(m): 9:05pm On Dec 25, 2009 |
Child: Mummy, where is our Christmas Goat  Mum: We don't have one Child: Haaaa  You'll see what i will do for you  |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Fhemmmy: 9:59pm On Dec 25, 2009 |
GTay: You better be scared, cos kids dont make empty threats |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Kunbee: 11:21pm On Dec 25, 2009 |
GTay: LMFAO |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by iyapony(m): 12:21am On Dec 26, 2009 |
@ GTay haha, how cute. |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by lovelynk(f): 4:05am On Jan 07, 2010 |
mummy,my eyes is pepper |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by yanka: 12:32pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
my daddy's car is more automaticer 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by mohawkchic(f): 1:25pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
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| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Kunbee: 10:02pm On Jan 08, 2010 |
yanka:   |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Fhemmmy: 2:38am On Jan 09, 2010 |
Are we there yet? |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by abodundef: 10:51am On Jan 12, 2010 |
My little daughter of 5years old was having toothache one day and her mum asked her to take some food (eba) before taking panadol, she said she doesnt want any food. so i askedmy wife to prepare tea for her, after taking the bread and tea, my daughter got up with a smiling face, she said " mummy, my teeth is gone" we laughed so much that night. Kids are wonderful. |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by GTay(m): 10:53am On Jan 12, 2010 |
^^^ LOL But seriously hope you checked her teeth to make sure she wasnt joking |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Joan4427(f): 4:24pm On Jan 12, 2010 |
My little niece wanted bananas. Her dad said, "Honey, the bananas are for your sister who has worms so she can take her medication." The little girl thought for a while and blurted, "I have earthworms in my tummy. Please give me the bananas now!" |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by ubiaa5(f): 10:18pm On Jan 12, 2010 |
^^^ LOL that sound familiar, my 5yr old son loves cough drops,even if he dosent have a cough he pretends and coughs profusely,just so he'll get some. |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by djcrucifix(m): 3:55pm On Jan 13, 2010 |
i ain't got no kids but i love your stories. i've got a kid brother and he also says some very funny stuffs. |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by tonib(f): 9:17am On Jan 14, 2010 |
well i have been laughing all thru since i started reading all these there was a day i was dressing up in front of my 4yr old cousin and he said mummy come and look at aunty she is fleeting her body. lol ( i was actually making use of a body spray) 2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by GTay(m): 9:22am On Jan 14, 2010 |
^^^ He He Fleeting! Classic |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Zimex: 12:06pm On Jan 15, 2010 |
I have a 5yr old cousin, one day he was asked what he wants to be in future and he said Armed Robber because he thinks they are stronger than Soldiers, his father who is a Soldier was robbed of his car at gun-point. 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by zaliya(f): 3:37pm On Jan 15, 2010 |
Mummy they said we should bring our Pastorfonogram (Passport photograph) |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by zaliya(f): 3:42pm On Jan 15, 2010 |
Joan4427: Reminds me of when my 4 year old daughter said to her dad. ' Daddy you will poopooo ANACONDA when mummy gives u worm medicine' 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by GTay(m): 3:44pm On Jan 15, 2010 |
^^^ lol, I can imagine the look on your hubby's face |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by kokoye(m): 8:14pm On Jan 15, 2010 |
I will tell my daddy of you. |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by mohawkchic(f): 5:51am On Jan 17, 2010 |
zaliya: |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by mohawkchic(f): 5:54am On Jan 17, 2010 |
~Me & me lil man was watching Peter Andre's "Mysterious Gal" Vid. . where him & the other fella's had glittering 6 pack. . .couple of days later after eating his dinner w/ his tummy popped out. . my son remarked "Mummy Look at my 4 pack!"  1 Like |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Nobody: 6:01am On Jan 17, 2010 |
Knight1: roflmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hahahahaha mohawkchic:rotfl. . . . |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by willexyaho(m): 6:15am On Jan 17, 2010 |
mohawkchic:daughter came back from school and find her mother belly big and she ask her father,Daddy what kind of food did give to mummy that u don't want to give me or is it because she is ur wife or am I not a girl?, |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by chika98: 6:23am On Jan 17, 2010 |
mohawkchic: Died! @ 4 pack indeed! |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by eldee(m): 6:40am On Jan 17, 2010 |
Best thread ever |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by mamagee3(f): 9:39pm On Jan 17, 2010 |
Mommy, I want to eat kanda. |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Fhemmmy: 1:11am On Jan 18, 2010 |
1. I farted. 2. My Daddy said, he is not home |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Nobody: 2:20pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
This was a conversation between me&a neighbour's daughter(3yrs old). Child: Aunty, i'm back from sch. Me: Welcome dearie, what were u taught at sch 2day? Child: A B C D Me: A B C D to what? Child: A B C D to 20 OMG!!! I laughed my head off. The funniest tin is dat she was so proud of herself. |
| Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Knight1(m): 5:19pm On Jan 18, 2010 |
Lol Then she learnt 1 2 3 to Z the next day abi |
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