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Re: Funny Things That Children Say by mukina2: 5:28pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
Utaroz:LOL |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by princekevo(m): 7:10pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
Can still remember those days we were kids, our lastborn saw a Volks wagen beettles running at high speed, Am sure he was amazed at the speed this little beettles was going, And he goes omg!! brother can u see how speed this small car is running, even over taking the big cars. only God know how fast is gonna run when it grows up, lol Omg we didnt stop making joke of him with this, even as he grows up 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by koolchicco: 8:36pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
One day i was going to church with me niece and I gave her 2 monies,One for church offering and the other money for her biscuit.However as we were getting closer to the church gate one of her monies fell inside the pit(sewage),then i quickly encourage her to keep the remaining money for God.She had this worrisome look on her face,then after a moment she said thus:"Uncle,but the Pastor always says that GOD is everywhere therefore let GOD go inside the gutter(sewage) and collect his money 'cos this one(pointing at the remainin money in her hand) is for my biscuit". I was shocked!! 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by father2father4eva(m): 9:34pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
My son after watching our wedding pictures he asked my wife, mum everybody in this picture is laughing but why is daddy cring |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by rasputinn(m): 9:56pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
Question: What's your father's name? Answer:Daddy 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by damola1: 11:30pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
koolchicco: father2father4eva: |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by whiteroses(f): 11:38pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
you think that[b] is embarassing, i was in a bus with my nephew, one white pikin starts crying people were like aww, then another baby starts crying when she sees the first baby crying people were like aww, so maybe my nephew doesnt wants to feel left out he starts crying too but that day he sounds like a goat cryning screaming baa baa baa baa and people were having confused-worry faces i was soo embarssed[/b] |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by robby1(m): 11:49pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
Hehe, my mum is always talking of some funny thing my elder sister did when she was young, say about 5 or 6 years old. there was a neigbours wife they used to call amebo in secret because, well it was an open secret that she is. . .amebo. So my mum had slaughtered a goat cos it was festve season and in the usual manner, sent out some pieces to the few women that live around, so she sent my little sister to give this woman her share. On getting there, she started saying, "Amebo, my mama say make i give you. . ." before she was silenced by a hot slap. . . and she ran back home crying. Still a big joke in our family today. and this time, i was talking to my little cousin in the US and jokingly, i asked her if she has a boy friend. She was 4 years old then. She looked away shyly and i was still wondering if i should have asked that question at all, till she sheilded her face with her palm so the dad wont see her, slowly turned her face towards me and nodded slowly. . . 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by kaydee(m): 12:26am On Aug 23, 2009 |
r_o_b_b_y: LWKMD!!!! |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Cheexie(m): 1:34am On Aug 23, 2009 |
maxtop: Good for you @Posters You guys crack me All ya who posted rock |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by luvbooks(f): 1:35am On Aug 23, 2009 |
Donvilo: OMG !!! So funny! Lol! Jarus: |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by whiteroses(f): 1:45am On Aug 23, 2009 |
father2father4eva:daddy dey wowo or hunger done stack his face down i joke |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by EEVICTOREE(m): 5:09am On Aug 23, 2009 |
Kids can be very Funny, My Uncle told me one day that we make him laff wen me and my friend were kid @ 6 (i dont believe him sha) He told me that he was at the living room watching Tv, when me and my friend came back from sch and he forced us to do our Assignment. He leave us and went back to the tv he was watching. The Convo goes like this between me and my friend. Me: Dont do the Assignment can't u see its hard My Friend: (He touched the table whr we placed our book) and he say it's hard truely! |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Ejike3: 11:39am On Aug 23, 2009 |
these little kids are funny When my little nephew was small the dad taught him how to switch on the Television and other gadgets. Sometimes he may say Daniel go and swithch on the TV. The boy always ask 'I should on it'? One day I bought buscuit for him, after trying his best to unwrap it without success, he came back to me and said uncle please on it for me. I asked him what he mean, he said please on the biscuit for me. 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by mukina2: 5:03pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
Ejike3:why u sef nor on na now |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Ejike3: 5:09pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
Don't mind children, he thought everything is electronics. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Isisasi: 5:34pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
I was trying out fun ways to teach me three year old how to count. Over a meal of rice and plantain, the following dialougue took place Daddy: Deolu, lets count the pieces of "dodo" on your plate. Deolu: one, two, three four. Daddy: very good! clap for yourself Deolu: now lets count the rice. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Ejike3: 5:53pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
Isisasi: You wan try? They have all the time in the world. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by HYBRIDX(m): 8:21pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
check this my aunts 2 boys were fighting so she had to wade in ,she ask a simple question aunty : ok who is guilty ? d smallest one replies so quick before his older brother could respond: mummy mummy i am guilty (obviously the little chap didnt know the meaning of the word "guilty "prolly tot it meant innnnocent ) 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by HYBRIDX(m): 8:25pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
now this one was very very embarrassing i have this uncle who has this little kid , about 2-3 yrs old ( cant really remember) this uncle of mine was having a get together with his old school mates and there was this friend of his that came in with his wife and kids , apparently my uncle was carrying his boy, as the boy saw his dads friend he said "YAM HEAD " very loud . . . . . .there was a sudden silence then all of a sudden his dads friend he called yam head burst into laughter , . . .and so did everyone at the gathering , on a real,that dude had a yam shaped head and that was his nick name from way back . . . |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by captured(f): 8:41pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
This is def my fav thread. been laafin so hard, everyone has logged on. Makes me wonder what to expect since my 1yr old who is just starting to talk is sharp enough to know big from small size especially in edibles and laughs at my stepdad everytime he outwits him. Just this afternoon, hy s/dad was trying to tuck him in bed and the boy just twisted then got off teh bed (in his imagination, a safe distance) then started laughing in a mocking manner. He knows to drag adults to doors when he meets them closed HE later took biscuit to my cousin and said 'take', that one took and held on till he start screaming 'gimme gimme' he collected it and moved on to his dad, repeated the same thing, when he got to me, he left the biscuit with me, went to get plate, cup and his feeding chair, just sat there till i opened the biscuit and poured it in the plate he hasnt even started talking and he screams when watching football, dances to gospel and yori yori |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by GTay(m): 8:44pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
from a 5 year old mid-way through dinner, "Mummy the stew is too stewy!" lol |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Olisa4all: 9:38pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
"aunty begs too much" ROTFLMAO. . d only hilarious 1 i can remember was actually a Virgin Nigera advert on radio where "junior" says to his dad, "I'll tell mummy u gave dat yellow one ur number" lol |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by chamotex(m): 10:02pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
Uncle, I want to drink Big Stout |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Cheexie(m): 10:11pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
Just count the rice because judging by experience, children usually always get what they want |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by whiteroses(f): 11:14pm On Aug 23, 2009 |
people please write more i'm laughing my fucking ass off but dont lie o cos some are adding jara tho |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Olisa4all: 1:14am On Aug 24, 2009 |
No b small jara,lol |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Nobody: 6:41am On Aug 24, 2009 |
Some yrs back when my youngest sister was still little. She formed d habit of staring at visitors whenever they were offered refreshments. My eldest sister would always scold her when they left. One fateful sunday afternoon, a visitor came, and was offered a bottle of coke. My sister in her usual habit, went directly in front of him and kept staring at him. A bit ruffled, the man said "hey little girl, go and bring ur cup let me put for u". My little sister calmly replied, " no uncle, i want to drink frm the bottle". Mind u this conversation was in igbo. LMAO 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Arabambi1: 9:02am On Aug 24, 2009 |
you are BIG years old. cant stop laughing. This is my experience. I visited a friend and was staying in the guest room. His 3 eyars daughter came to play with me and was in my bathroom when the house maid caller her to come and have her lunch. Housemaid: Angela, where are you? your lunch is ready Angela: Aunty, I'm coming in the guest bathroom Housemaid: What are you doing there? Angela: I am boboing I cant stop laughing and after coming out I asked what would she had said if she was urinating she said "I am weweing" wewe, what? |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Saharo: 9:05am On Aug 24, 2009 |
Someone shared this sometimes ago: A family comprising of mother, father, a 3yr old boy and a 6 months old baby were relaxing at home on a Saturday afternoon. The mother was breastfeeding the little baby when a friend to their dad came in. After exchanging pleasantries with the family, he looked at the 3yr old and joking said. Sammy, you don’t suck breast …. Sammy replied…. No, I don’t suck breast O. It’s only daddy and baby that suck breast. Another I have “Speechless” by Michael Jackson on my phone and most times, my little daughter will asked me to play it for her. On the Saturday after Michael Jackson’s death, she asked for my phone and was repeatedly playing speechless, speechless and hum the other part of the song. After some time, she came back to me; Mummy, why did Michael Jackson die? I don’t know why I replied, but he was sick and died. But, will he wake up again? No, I replied, he is dead, he cannot wake up again. Ha Ha, why can’t he wake up now, It’s not possible I replied. But why is it not possible eh, Shebi Jesus Christ died and wakes up again, why can’t Michael Jackson wake up. It took me time before I could explain that Jesus cannot be compared to Michael Jackson |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Flakky26(f): 9:27am On Aug 24, 2009 |
A small girl calling her dad S.H,because she often hears her mum calling her father S.H,which is the short form for SWEET HEART. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by MrKelly: 9:34am On Aug 24, 2009 |
My neighbour's son was spanked by his mum for failing to heed her advice. Looking at his mum, he snared, "I will tell my mummy". He calls his dad "honey". This is perhaps because he hears his mum address him as "honey". |
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