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Funny Things That Children Say by Consultant(f): 8:04pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
My daughter Elizabeth is three and half years old, and she cracks me up all the time. See below for two of her stories, and share some of your children's funny comments. Elizabeth tends to fuss a lot when it's bedtime. So a while ago, I told her an hour in advance that it was almost bedtime, and I didn't want a tantrum tonight. To which she replied, "okay mummy, you can count on me!" That was funny enough in itself, but come bedtime, my daughter looks at me crossly and says: Elizabeth: Mummy, I told you, you can count on me Mummy: Yes, and I am proud of you for keeping your word Elizabeth: Well, you didn't count on me, you are supposed to say (touching her head) 1, 2, 3, 4. . . I think I laughed my head off! One more. . . I have been trying to teach her the value of money and how you can't have everything you want. So sometimes in the store, when she wants a toy I say, "Elizabeth, you can't have that because it costs two (or three) moneys, and mummy only has one". Well, one day we go to the mall and I enter this really expensive store. After looking at two price tags, I decide that I have no business being in there and start to hustle Elizabeth out the door. At this point, she turns around and says to me, in a very loud voice so everyone in the store can hear, "Mummy, are we leaving because you don't have enough money to buy the things?" Embarassing!!! 6 Likes |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by theolar: 8:19pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
Nice my friends nephew came to spend xmas at his house. They came 4rm d uk unfortunately NEPA in dere usual glory struck and d kid screamd "mom i cant see i am blind, i am blind" it was so funny we culdnt stop talkin abt it 4 days. 7 Likes |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by theolar: 8:27pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
I have a younga broda who is 5yrs old . My mum told him to sweep a small portion of d compound to enable her concentrate on wat she was doin. In d usual style of children tryin to get of chores he said "God will see my bom bom if i do like dis (demonstratin d sweepin positn ). I am sure d Almighty was bored my brodas butt was a good distractn. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Fhemmmy: 9:53pm On Jul 17, 2009 |
shut up daddy |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by jlee(m): 8:54am On Jul 18, 2009 |
Amasing wat kids can say without considering the embarssment My dad came back home one day very tied trying 2 get rest without any disturb he says to u the children "Anybody ask of me, am not home" while wallking into his room 2 rest. Some minutes later a friend of my dad came checking, approaching the least child he says "Little boy how r u 2day, where is your dad" Our last kid of 4years replies; "He is inside but said i should tell u he is not at home" 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by anochie: 9:16am On Jul 18, 2009 |
children are funny to be with. and if u are the type that like staying with children, u ll never have a dull moment. my daughter that is 2+ was was asked to pray fr us one night when we were saying our night prayer and she said(Lord i thk u fr daddy n mummy amen,pyss Jejush dont yet oduudu(ojuju ie evil spirit and kiilappersh ie kidnappers catch my mummy in jejush name) the amen was hilarious 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by shezy(f): 12:34pm On Jul 18, 2009 |
when my ant.came from UK with his kid,on their way home he saw molue with smoke he started shouting fire inside the car fire mum call 911 pls our car is beside it i don't wanna die plsssss' 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Consultant(f): 1:02am On Jul 19, 2009 |
Nice my friends nephew came to spend xmas at his house. They came 4rm d uk unfortunately NEPA in dere usual glory struck and d kid screamd "mom i cant see i am blind, i am blind" it was so funny we culdnt stop talkin abt it 4 days. Funny, and as usual a sad commentary about the situation in Nigeria. Out of the mouth of babes. . . . |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by ifyalways(f): 11:07am On Jul 19, 2009 |
jlee:Te he he.I have experienced same scenario when i went to see an aunt. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by enmwata: 9:30pm On Jul 19, 2009 |
My sis went to visit her friend sometime ago and bought biscuits for her friends son. When she gave them to the little boy,she was a bit surprised at how greedily he tore at the wrappings and starting grubbing. so,she asked him, bobo,why're you eating like that? and he says 'i have to start eating them before aunty comes.she begs too much!' he was talking bout his mum's sis! 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by dalaman: 12:08am On Jul 20, 2009 |
Kids can embarrass people some times, but they remain cute and sweet. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by SeanT21(f): 2:23am On Jul 20, 2009 |
enmwata: ***LMAO*** dat boi mean ooo |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by titilaelae(f): 2:10pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
Funny and interesting world of kids! My little niece and I once engaged in the following conversation Me: Lope, how old are you? Tomi: I'm 3years old Me: How old am I? Tomi: You are 6 years old' Me: No, am older than 6 Tomi: Ok, you are 7 (When I said 'No' she kept increasing it by 1yr and by the time she got to '10' I was bored and I said Me: Tomi, how can I be 10yrs old, can't you see how big I am? She kept quite for about a minute and I guess she did some mental calculation she looked up to me and said with excitement Tomi: "Aunty, you are BIG years old'!!! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by slimslim: 2:44pm On Aug 14, 2009 |
Kids and their funny ways A friend shares a conversation between her 8 yr old son and 5 yr old daughter, Daughter: You are sagging, you are sagging Son: I am not sagging. It's the trouser, the waist is big. (Their mum, overhearing the conversation between the two call the son) Mum: The waist is big? Come and wear another trouser. Son: (In response to mum). No. I like the trouser like that. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Outstrip(f): 2:01am On Aug 15, 2009 |
@ the kid that said his aunty begs too much. When I was a kid we had a guy that used to visit with us and he was blind in one eye. I was so fascinated by the eye and I just had to know what happened to it. I knew I could not do it while my mom was around so I waited for the perfect time. As soon as I thought it was safe I said "Brother what happened to your eye". Unfortunately what I thought was a whisper was loud enough for my mom to hear. She and my Aunty brushed me that day. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Nobody: 2:03am On Aug 15, 2009 |
I think the way my lil brother answers his name is so cute and funny. "Yeeehh" So cute |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by bluespice(f): 2:06am On Aug 15, 2009 |
awww blesss |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Nobody: 2:12am On Aug 15, 2009 |
LOL, even though we spent time screaming at each other throughout this week He'll answer and look up to you with the cutest and most innocent eyes. Just a few hours ago: Lil brother: I wan don (or down) Me: What? Down? Lil Brother: No!! don don. Mama don Me: Mommy, what does he mean by don? Mommy: He wants you to put him down Me: ok. puts him down Lil Brother: Starts crying No no [raises his arms for me to carry him) I wan don. Me: Picks him up Ok, sorry. Down it is. We went over this for some minutes Had to give him some juice to keep him quiet |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by bluespice(f): 2:17am On Aug 15, 2009 |
lol that thing confuses me the squirm when u carry them n claw at u when u try to drop em |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Outstrip(f): 2:28am On Aug 15, 2009 |
So you gave him sugar so that he could start bouncing off the walls. Remind me never to ask you to babysit LOL |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Nobody: 2:30am On Aug 15, 2009 |
rotfl. It was the mid afternoon jare. And he was crying too much. He wanted "don" and I couldnt understand what don meant |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by bluespice(f): 2:32am On Aug 15, 2009 |
sugar+kids+mid afternoon is a certified disaster i should know |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Nobody: 2:51am On Aug 15, 2009 |
bluespice:LOL, at that point I just wanted to either understand what don meant or to keep him quiet. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Kunbee: 10:57pm On Aug 15, 2009 |
titilaelae: Couldnt stop laffing |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Nobody: 3:43pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
My sister’s husband was trying to compliment his little daughter who just had her hair done and he said to her ‘Nene you her is looking sweet’. His son who is just 3 asked in surprise ‘is it a Rice’? (as far as he was concerned, its only food that could be sweet) What made his question so funny was the complete innocence and surprise he expressed. It was so hilarious!! After his dad gently explaind what he meant to him. He actually saw the humour in his question and turned it to a joke. Immidiately my sister (his mother) came home, he rushed to her and said 'Mummy, Nene's hair is looking Rice' 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Outstrip(f): 4:36pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
LOL. Poor baby actually thought he now understood the whole thing |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by didit1(m): 5:18pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
enmwata: This is the joke of the millennium, this child has to become a comedian when he grows older |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by C2H5OH(f): 5:19pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
lol |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by mamagee6(f): 6:18pm On Aug 17, 2009 |
Daddy I want to eat. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by xqwysyte(f): 2:00pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
,mama-gee: |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by busybody20: 2:15pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
Aunty, You are black and uncle is fair small. How come your baby is very yellow The mother kept apologising, i just kept laughing, it was so funny!! |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by ayomifull(f): 5:09pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
My 5 yr old boy was reporting my friend's daughter He: mummy Sade kissed Sean in school today Me: Yeah its only a greeting you know like when i kiss you He: No mummy is not the kiss that you want to be friends its the kiss that you want to be boyfriend and girlfriend I cld not believe my ears. |
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