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Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Fhemmmy: 5:10pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
ayomifull: that boys is learning fast. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by ayomifull(f): 5:47pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
Fhemmmy: The thing scare me no be small |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Fhemmmy: 5:59pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
ayomifull: A friend was told me at the office that her son came back home one day and has the following convo. Son: Mom, how do u know u like a girl. Mother: you will know how u feel. Son: will ur dikc tickles if you like the girl? Mom: Pick the fone and call your Dad, cos i dont have a dikc. The woman is a single mother and i think she cld have explained better. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by ayomifull(f): 6:00pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
Fhemmmy: Now that's horrible |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by ayomifull(f): 6:03pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
My son: Mummy buy me nintendo Me: I dont have money tell yr dad to buy it 4 u My son: Mummy go and buy money now My 2nd son: No, mummy go and collect money from that wall (atm) like daddy 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Fhemmmy: 6:04pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
ayomifull: hahahahahaha. that isa cute one. i wish that is how easy it is to get money from the wall, i am sure the wall will not even exist anymore, cos i will even take the whole wall to my house. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by ayomifull(f): 6:39pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
Fhemmmy: lol My friend's 5 yr old girl when her mum gave birth Dad: K mummy has given birth to a baby boys Girl: Oh good! the doctor cut her tummy with knife and bring baby for her? Dad: No she had the baby Girl: Yes but the baby was in her tummy so how did the baby come out then? Dad didnt know how to explain to a 5 yr old |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Fhemmmy: 6:45pm On Aug 20, 2009 |
ayomifull: We men dont know how to explain much |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by davidif: 3:46am On Aug 22, 2009 |
I have been trying to teach her the value of money and how you can't have everything you want. So sometimes in the store, when she wants a toy I say, "Elizabeth, you can't have that because it costs two (or three) moneys, and mummy only has one". haaaaaaaaaaaaa. shut up daddyo fo eti e. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by davidif: 3:48am On Aug 22, 2009 |
My dad came back home one day very tied trying 2 get rest without any disturb he says to u the children ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by davidif: 3:50am On Aug 22, 2009 |
My sis went to visit her friend sometime ago and bought biscuits for her friends son. When she gave them to the little boy,she was a bit surprised at how greedily he tore at the wrappings and starting grubbing. so,she asked him, bobo,why're you eating like that? and he says WHAT A CLASSIC. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by davidif: 3:52am On Aug 22, 2009 |
My sister’s husband was trying to compliment his little daughter who just had her hair done and he said to her ‘Nene you her is looking sweet’. His son who is just 3 asked in surprise ‘is it a Rice’? (as far as he was concerned, its only food that could be sweet) Definitely the funniest one. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by mukina2: 11:39am On Aug 22, 2009 |
this thread makes me laugh my little cousin is three i can go on and on with the things she says daily. here is one incident She was watching cartoons one day and i was on the PC. she was unusually very quiet, i now turned to check on her and saw her feeding the tv my liver cut, i ran to the plug and switched it off. i now told her baby, dont do that it may shock you and it kills. she had this look on her face, then thought for a moment then said, but why cant i feed jerry when tom took his juice 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by eesaah(m): 12:00pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
mukina2:cant stop laughing |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by skillworks(m): 12:23pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
My Uncle's Son talks a lot of things. He is 3 years. He said something nasty recently: The boy: Daddy, do HEARTS have LEGS? My Uncle: (A little confused) No, Why? Hearts stay inside our bodies, but legs are outside. The boy: But last night, you told mummy "SweetHEART, open your LEGS" |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by chic2pimp(m): 12:26pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
ALL OF UNA CRAZE PEEPS ABEGII MAKE UNA NO KILL ME WITH LAFF JARE.. I DON FALL OUT BED 4 TIMES ALREADY READING UNA POSTS |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by maxtop(m): 12:33pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
, funny enough my kid has not started talking. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Jarus(m): 12:34pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
@skillworks , I want to believe that is a fabrication. @topic My 3 year old nephew came to holiday wt us a couple of months ago. He now entered grandma's room one night when there was no light and found grandma changing, at d point wia her cloth covered her face. he just screamed and ran bak to sitting room, claiming he saw ojuju. Grandma came out to tell her she was d one he saw, but to no avail. The boy refused to enter dat room in 4 days and insisting there was ojuju in grandma's room. All efforts by everyone to convince him proved abortive. I even told him ojuju is just imaginary but he refused to listen to everyone |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by ciscostaz: 12:36pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
my daughter asked me this question sometimes ago "Daddy, Does Jesus polute (fart) too?" I almost laughed my head off. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by davidif: 12:53pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
she had this look on her face, then thought for a moment then said, but why cant i feed jerry when tom took his juice HA HA HA HA HA HAHAA HA HA |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by NeroPapas(m): 1:00pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
Children could be very funny, My experience is this: I was sitting with a friend when my little sister ran out of the house, so i over heard her saying to her immediate senior sister, I escapeded! I escapeded!! she kept repeating it. On hearing it, i was kind of shocked because i thought she said I escape death. For a five year old to say that, But she was happy and laughing, so i called her and asked what happen. She now narrated everything that happened saying brother sesan (my younger brother who is kind of tough on them) wanted to beat her but she escapeded. I was then i laughed my ass off. It's still funny to me till this day. It must be the period when they were being taught the -ed(past tense in school) chidren are fun being with!!! I love them 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by 3spade3(m): 1:22pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
"O man" |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by salihuali1(m): 2:02pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
Remember this from Readers Digest way back, A Lady was heavy at home with only her three year old kid and her water broke. She was able to call the family doctor who made it in time enough to deliver her safely. Just after the cord was cut and the baby washed, while the newborn was still crying, the 3 year old walked over to the kneeling doctor who was still toweling the baby. He looked concerned as to why the newborn was crying so hard so he asked. The kind doctor tried explaining that the baby had just come out of mummy's tummy. He took one quick glance at his mother who was still lying on the floor perspiring and exhausted and looked back again with a scowl at the loudly crying baby. After being thoughtful for a while a frown formed on his brow. Then he said ", is good for him, why did he crawl inside there in the first place !" 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Nobody: 2:21pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
skillworks:na wah |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by onyengbu1(m): 2:28pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
salihu_ali: una no go kill peson here oo. |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by brows(f): 3:01pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
i love bones,chicken,beef,fish at home when my kids are done with their meat i just collect the remaining and enjoy my bones so on this particular occasion we were eating out at this classy restaurant and i was minding my manners these kids just passed on their plates to me and in very loud voices were shoutin mummy chew my bones,chew my bones see how people nearby were glancing curios looks at me 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by mjay(m): 3:48pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
i love bones,chicken,beef,fish And what did u do? My son while looking at our wedding pictures started asking everyone why he was not in the pix. Can you imagine? how can you be in the wedding pix of your parents when you were not born out of wedlock. That's kids 4 u. 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Donvilo(m): 4:00pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
"Uncle, why is ur teeth big? Oh my God! What an embarrassment! |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Utaroz(m): 4:31pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
ayomifull: :oSweet Pete! Did u say he was 5 or 15? |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by chibaby5(f): 4:41pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
when ma lil cuz wants 2 sleep, he cumz close 2 any1 closest n literally comez as close as entering in2 yo body lol. afta comin dat close, he finds his way through wateva u wearin 2 yo arm pit n starts suckin his mouth wen u ask him: U : wat r u doin? Him: am puttin ur arm pit dat used 2 crack me up man! |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by Utaroz(m): 4:49pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
I recall an embarassing incident when an aunt visited with her 6 month old baby. My step brother was barely a year and not quite weaned on beast milk yet. Both women were busy breastfeeding the kids at one time when it was suddenly discovered that Alice was having trouble controlling Sammy (my step brother). The struggle went on in silence untill in a frustrated gesture, Alice sat the kid down on the couch with an unceremonious thud. Everyone was aghast at the treatment meted out to (the now wailing) Sammy. When asked why she took such drastic measures on a poor sweet and innocent child, she ignored all of us, It was then we noticed Sammy gesticulating with little fingers toward the apparently heavier & well rounded boobs of my aunt. When the nickel dropped, some coughed in embarassment, while others did their best to control their laughter. Alice' busts were small but no-one expected a one year old to make such a comparison! |
Re: Funny Things That Children Say by modupsie(f): 5:08pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
Yeah, kids are so funny my 3yrs old angel also asked me if i could buy her a boy that there is no boy in the house, it's just her and her sister i almost fell of my seat and just told her to make her request known to daddy, maybe we can work something out 1 Like |
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