Smartsyn:
dream on brother, dream on. I share your dream though, but we both know, it aint happening, at least not in Nigeria.

I'll keep following the thread....probably one of em will grow some balls and tell us her story

CaptainECole1:
ok great!
so how did u came about nairaland?

It was a chance encounter while searching for something on google. How did you?

PunkyV:


It was a chance encounter while searching for something on google. How did you?

same here ... but I've known nairaland for over a year now...
So where in SA do u stay?

CaptainECole1:
same here ... but I've known nairaland for over a year now...
So where in SA do u stay?

So you were lurking all this time? What made you finally decide to join?

I reside in Pretoria? And you?

PunkyV:


So you were lurking all this time? What made you finally decide to join?

I reside in Pretoria? And you?

Am a naija boy
I stay in Kano..
but I really wanna visit SA.. I see pretty girls there!

PunkyV:


Lol, I do look innocent until you realise how true that saying "looks can be deceiving", truly is. I'm not a bad girl per se, I just have occasional flare-ups of madness

.. jus be deceiving ur self. okay!

CaptainECole1:
Am a naija boy
I stay in Kano..
but I really wanna visit SA.. I see pretty girls there!

Kano is in the north, right? North meets South, sounds like a match made in heaven

Doesnt sound like you guys venture out a lot. You're like the clown fish of your country, because I've never met a "Northerner" here. It's usually people from the west side & Igbo people

PunkyV:


Kano is in the north, right? North meets South, sounds like a match made in heaven

Doesnt sound like you guys venture out a lot. You're like the clown fish of your country, because I've never met a "Northerner" here. It's usually people from the west side & Igbo people

no baby, I only reside in Kano,but am from southern Nigeria,

and yes, you're right most people from the north are conservative Muslims, who prefer to stay in their land.

so are you from Pretoria?

blesszzy:
.. jus be deceiving ur self. okay!

Ok

CaptainECole1:
no baby, I only reside in Kano,but am from southern Nigeria,

and yes, you're right most people from the north are conservative Muslims, who prefer to stay in their land.

so are you from Pretoria?

Oh, great!

No, just like you, I moved to Pretoria. I'm originally from East London.

PunkyV:


Oh, great!

No, just like you, I moved to Pretoria. I'm originally from East London.

oh okay! great
I'll holla you with my main account soon... I was banned, this is just my alternate acct

CaptainECole1:
oh okay! great
I'll holla you with my main account soon... I was banned, this is just my alternate acct

What's your main handle? I hope it's someone I like

PunkyV:


What's your main handle? I hope it's someone I like

hehehe
you don't know me... its similar to this moniker!
"CaptainEColeJnr" that's my main handle!
I was issued a two-day ban by one motherf**cker mod

CaptainECole1:
hehehe
you don't know me... its similar to this moniker!
"CaptainEColeJnr" that's my main handle!
I was issued a two-day ban by one motherf**cker mod

Awww. What did you say/do to be put on the naughty corner?

Smartsyn:
A previous thread asked if you've ever experience a sex scene, and it got me thinking, it either you've seen someone or you've been seen, though in my own case caught.



We started from the sitting room, her panties and bra was left at the sitting room while I carried her to my room. We were savaging each other when my mum unlocked the door with her own key, came into the house and saw panties, bra and cloths littered in the sitting room,(my boxer was also there). I was on top of her when she walk into my room. I was like "Mum, it's not what you think". My mum was with our undies so we were there both naked, starring at her like we've seen a ghost. She was like we should continue naa, I was like "we don do finish". She asked about the condom and I said "we forgot". She just shook her head, smiled, threw our cloths to us and left us in self pity..

I don't believe this story.

legalspices:
Ur head is bogusly there ....exactly my thought

legalspices, sup?

Freiden:
Ayam highly disappointed.... Took my time to read each and every comment from the 1st page to the last page hoping to read from a lady, narrating how she was caught in the act....unfortunately, none was brave enough to do so.


I hope for a world where ladies would be as proud as men when it comes to sexual activities.

A world where 'let's go fork' will sound like 'Let's go play football'.

Soon

PunkyV:


Awww. What did you say/do to be put on the naughty corner?

I and a girl were insulting ourselves .. so they banned me for calling her "idiot" .. but they didn't ban her ... am sure the mod has a crush on the gurl ..
well, I'll behave myself next time
am a ladies man you know

CaptainECole1:
I and a girl were insulting ourselves .. so they banned me for calling her "idiot" .. but they didn't ban her ... am sure the mod has a crush on the gurl ..
well, I'll behave myself next time
am a ladies man you know

Ha! Slow down, playa! What makes you call yourself a ladies man? Got hoes in different area codes?

PunkyV:


Ha! Slow down, playa! What makes you call yourself a ladies man? Got hoes in different area codes?

got many of them here on nairaland
everywhere dear.
Lagos,Benin, Port Harcourt and even Johannesburg

HurtgenForest:


I don't believe this story.

you're right, I don't believe it either, but you can ask the girl in question, she's a nairalander..

Smartsyn:
you're right, I don't believe it either, but you can ask the girl in question, she's a nairalander..

Give us her moniker then..

HurtgenForest:


Give us her moniker then..

you want a thread about me to make front-page, that a nairalander was killed in his sleep, abi?

CaptainECole1:
got many of them here on nairaland
everywhere dear.
Lagos,Benin, Port Harcourt and even Johannesburg

Lol, an inter-continental dicks man. I see.

selfdefence:
Why then should u have sex before marriage??

for self defense.

PunkyV:


Lol, an inter-continental dicks man. I see.

Smartsyn:
you want a thread about me to make front-page, that a nairalander was killed in his sleep, abi?

Na you sabi.

Durban, this weekend, starting 4 pm Friday.... pick you up at King Shaka.... straight up to Salt Rock

PunkyV:


Look, it's different when you're the one doing it & when someone else is doing it, trust me. Especially in close proximity. It makes you feel dirty, is the only way I can explain it. It's almost like you've been jizzed on

State the time & place & prepare for the hurricane

menstrualpad:
Durban, this weekend, starting 4 pm Friday.... pick you up at King Shaka.... straight up to Salt Rock

All that distance. What should I be looking forward to?

[quote author=Zane2point4 post=45538422][/quote] it's expected... I am happy at least she gave you a second chance

a beautiful weekend.

PunkyV:


All that distance. What should I be looking forward to?

menstrualpad:
a beautiful weekend.

Doing what? I like Durbs, it's a beautiful city. How long have you been living there?