4. Money: I know you guys don’t want to hear this but it’s the fact! My BF (poorer or richer than I am) pays for my hair and my clothes. Now I don’t expect him to take up totally financial responsibility of me, but if I’m throwing my B/day party, he shd pay for it or at least pay for most of it. He should at least once in a very blue moon, take me and my ladies out! He should pay for some lil things that I need and he should contribute, no matter how small, in anything I do!!

Bia, nwanyia, ara o digi?
take you and your girl friends where?
maka gini?

aham owu father christmas?

I'm struggling to take you out and you are now talking of adding your friends??

~Sauron~:

Firstly, there's nothing wrong in splashing one's woman with CREAM.
Attending parties that are not necessary? It depends on the PREMIERSHIP.
Doing all sort of irritating house chores? I am not a handy-man.
Getting ma face punched? Errrrrrrrrrrrr, not my portion.
Receiving cuddles? I stay in a country where there's blistering cold 3/4 of the year. . . .so i can do with the cuddles.

Ahhahhaha!  

OMO IBO:

Bia, nwanyia, ara o digi?
take you and your girl friends where?
maka gini?

aham owu father christmas?

I'm struggling to take you out and you are now talking of adding your friends??

ROFL
i dont agree with part either

4. Help with his personal hygiene: Well some guys can be pigs you know. It’s a girl’s responsibility to ensure her guy gets a timely haircut, manicure/pedicure, shave and other things that come with looking good.

Wouldn't even date him in the first place.

4. Help with his personal hygiene: Well some guys can be pigs you know. It’s a girl’s responsibility to ensure her guy gets a timely haircut, manicure/pedicure, shave and other things that come with looking good.

Huh? i didnt even see this one b4
its my responsibility to look after a dirty child?

The ujujoan get time for hand. She nor mention anything concerning dreams, ambitions or career.

Abi na to get promotion from a girlfriend to a fiance and then to a wife be her career? As I talk if the guy nor marry am at last, she go cry ooo.  

TOPE2000!:

Huh? i didnt even see this one b4
its my responsibility to look after a dirty child?

Tope you never understand, the girl real name na Chukuamaka, she dey stay the village of Umahia for the remotest part of Abia State. (these names are pure fantasy)

Na one village champion wey wan dey form ajebota. Take you and friends out? You dey craze.

michelin89:

Tope you never understand, the girl real name na Chukuamaka, she dey stay the village of Umahia for the remotest part of Abia State. (these names are pure fantasy)

Na one village champion wey wan dey form ajebota. Take you and friends out? You dey craze.

I cant breath

Huh? i didnt even see this one b4
its my responsibility to look after a dirty child?

Roflmao!!!

@post
Nothing special.

buahaaaaa . . .

No2Atheism:

buahaaaaa . . .

is that ur own ansa?

michelin89:

Tope you never understand, the girl real name na Chukuamaka, she dey stay the village of Umahia for the remotest part of Abia State. (these names are pure fantasy)

Na one village champion wey wan dey form ajebota. Take you and friends out? You dey craze.

Who is Chukuamaka?

~Sauron~:

Who is Chukuamaka?

The poster's real name.

michelin89:

The poster's real name.

Now that's FUBAR!!!!

No2Atheism:

buahaaaaa . . .

Temitope don't mind me jare . . . was just poking some fun at @stilly.

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@topic

First of all, I don't believe in the BF or GF bullshit, I am more of a relationship person, its either am serious with a lady or I would not even start anything in the first place.  To be frank, i find it insulting to use the word Boyfriend and Girlfriend, those words sound childish and hormonistic . . . and immatured.

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@topic

In my own book, the duty is quite simple.

1. Love her as you claim to do.
2. Treat her as well as you treat yourself (this can include but not restricted to material things).
3. Leave the rest up to her, cus women are more emotional than men hence the truth is that men can't compete in the emotional department.

No2Atheism:

Temitope don't mind me jare . . . was just poking some fun at @stilly.

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@topic

First of all, I don't believe in the BF or GF bullshit, I am more of a relationship person, its either am serious with a lady or I would not even start anything in the first place.  To be frank, i find it insulting to use the word Boyfriend and Girlfriend, those words sound childish and hormonistic . . . and unmatured.----------------------
@topic

In my own book, the duty is quite simple.

1. Love her as you claim to do.
2. Treat her as well as you treat yourself (this can include but not restricted to material things).
3. Leave the rest up to her, cus women are more emotional than men hence the truth is that men can't compete in the emotional department.

What words is appropriate then?

TOPE2000!:

What words is appropriate then?

Partner is more appropriate and matured in my own dictionary.

The most important duty has to be knowing her safe period.

No2Atheism:

Partner is more appropriate and matured in my own dictionary.

hmmmm i likey

kay_pumpin:

The most important duty has to be knowing her safe period.

lmao. . true dat
most guys dont know wen not to step on their partner's toe

kay_pumpin:

The most important duty has to be knowing her safe period.

Fkinell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOPE2000!:

hmmmm i likey

lmao. . true dat
most guys dont know wen not to step on their partner's toe

You already imbibed the partner "thingy" already?And what do you mean "stepping on toe"?Is that the new technique that culminates in orgasm for ladies?
I'm in the mood to learn please 

~Sauron~:

Fkinell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I heard from the grapevine you perused and studied Every woman more than you did your school books when you were young.

kay_pumpin:

I heard from the grapevine you perused and studied Every woman more than you did your school books when you were young.

That white book used to scare me.
I never opened it. Ma instincts got me through.

~Sauron~:

Now that's FUBAR!!!!

michelin89:

I don't believe your story. . . .Chukwuamaka ko, Chukwunonso ni.

Now, why would you want a man to USE you?

kay_pumpin:

[b]You already imbibed the partner "thingy" already?[/b]And what do you mean "stepping on toe"?Is that the new technique that culminates in orgasm for ladies?
I'm in the mood to learn please

LoL . . . I sure did
steppin on ur partner's toe simply mean annoyin her na . .what else? or is there something else . . . . . . hmmmm?

Temitope don't mind me jare . . . was just poking some fun at @stilly

You're creepy.

stillwater:

You're creepy.

Flirty yes guilty . . . (even Tope can attest to the bow legs )


But creepy, hell noooo Ouch . . . !


Okay . . . i think that's a little on called for or am I missing something here . Am not one that likes drama (infact i actively avoid it) . . .

TOPE2000!:

LoL . . . I sure did
steppin on your partner's toe simply mean annoyin her na . .what else? or is there something else . . . . . . hmmmm?

Tope you would pay for copyright

~Sauron~:

I don't believe your story. . . .Chukwuamaka ko, Chukwunonso ni.

Now, why would you want a man to USE you?

1. you know her?

2. Haba I expantiate na. Nor be the kind use wey chukuamaka want, but more useful things.

@no2a
Sowwy. But,
The name---> creepy
The cow--->creepy
The words you use--->creepy
Me too sef I can analyze people.

@ Tope, Michelin et al . .

Okay ladies I'm not talking of the kind of r/ships u have in mind. The type you do for the fun of it and then trun around and say 'he broke my heart'. There's no need to be in a relationship where you cant give your best and get the best in retun. Whether marriage is in view or not!!

Good one there on helping him build his caareer and all that, but that obviously comes with being dere for him!! Besides you can only do what you can!

As for the silly remarks you girls made, I'll just ignore them for the sake of peace . . _{afterall when an elder plays with children, he should expect insults from them!!}

@ Seeker

Nice one dere . . of course what I posted is what people expect. Most people dont do them _{I dont even do them myself} but ideally, thats what a guy/girl should get for having someone special in h/her life!!

@ Omo Ibo
LOL . . okay you might have to reconsider sha.

Sometimes we ladies enjoy knowing that our guys can have fun hanging out with us and our GFs. Its not even about how much you spens, sometime the girl might even bear some of the expense, but you have to be willing to spend time with you GF's GFs.

Ujujoan:

Sometimes we ladies enjoy knowing that our guys can have fun hanging out with us and our GFs. Its not even about how much you spens, sometime the girl might even bear some of the expense, but you have to be willing to spend time with you GF's GFs. 

commot that one because naija babes no dey foot bill under any circumstances

@Topic:

Just do your bit and i'll do mine!

BTW, i think i need a pedicure, are u also skilled in that dept?