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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 10:11pm On May 19, 2017 |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:11am On May 29, 2017 |
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 10:27pm On May 29, 2017 |
Jarizod: heheheheheheheheh 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:57pm On May 29, 2017 |
Eh sir.. Lalasticlala edakun epp the ministry sir 1 Like
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 6:28pm On May 31, 2017 |
Jarizod:since all these years, you just dey remember lala? |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 9:03pm On May 31, 2017 |
lhawarl1: I don kukuma mention am before e dey ignore.. Lalasticlala |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 9:22pm On May 31, 2017 |
Jarizod:try uploading snake pic and mention him again it just an option |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 9:26pm On May 31, 2017 |
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:57am On Jun 06, 2017 |
My mum asked my brother's girlfwend if she can cook.., she smiled nd replied "I cooked the tea we drank at home diz mornin".... Till now my mum is still lookin for where to faint cos i fainted where she was supposed to faint... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by tygar(m): 5:49am On Jun 07, 2017 |
“Daddy, daddy,” cried little Tom, “please come and look, my
pussy cat is lying in the garden with his feet in the air and he
won’t move.”
Assuming the worst, dad went into the garden to take a look.
“I’m sorry, son, I’m afraid Tiddles is dead.”
Through his sobs, the little boy asked why the cat’s feet were
sticking up in the air.
Quick as a flash, dad replied, “That’s so Jesus can grab hold
of them and take him up to heaven.”
A few days later, dad came home from work to find Tom
crying in the garden.
“What’s happened, Tom?” he asked.
“It’s mummy, she nearly died today, like my poor pussy cat!”
“How can that be?” asked dad aghast.
“I went into the summer house a little while back and
mummy was there with her feet in the air shouting ‘I’m
coming, I’m coming!’ Oh daddy, if it hadn’t been for the
milkman holding her down, she would have been taken up to
heaven by Jesus.”
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by tygar(m): 5:51am On Jun 07, 2017 |
“You are up before this court for the hideous crime of
making love to your wife after she had died. Do you have
anything to say in your defence?”
“Yes, your honour. I didn’t know she was dead, she’d been
like that for years.” 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jun 11, 2017 |
She Died .. Her family searched for the picture they will use as her obituary picture..All the pictures on her phone were the ones she was either smoking shisha, bending legs, stretching mouth, carrying flower on her head and the ones her face was looking like domestic animals Like Dog & cat. So they used her mothers picture for the obituary and wrote: "The daughter of this woman is dead" 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by eustacey: 7:47am On Jun 13, 2017 |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 12:58am On Jun 16, 2017 |
Jarizod:Aha! Subuhanalah !!! LWKMD 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Lilphate(m): 5:47pm On Jun 22, 2017 |
[b][/b]helo |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 10:52pm On Dec 22, 2017 |
Ah! Gone are those days |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by jbblues24(m): 2:38pm On May 31, 2019 |
I want to learn this kind of shapes! Teach me. |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Shaneroberts: 8:44am On Apr 30, 2023 |
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by JarizodVaG: 3:42am On Jul 24, 2023 |
Oh well.. |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 5:18pm On Jul 24, 2023 |
JarizodVaG:Sup Jay |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by thefoodiezen: 9:51am On Jul 26, 2023 |
SAY NO TO DRUG ABUSE THIS GUY JUST KILLED HIM SELF 👇👇👇👀👀👀 https://youtube.com/shorts/v2feP3-3Sqg?feature=share4 |
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