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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:19pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:19pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:25pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 2:08pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 5:35pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Am sorry oo, i dont knw if i am allowed to do this @op, a woman went to her priest with a problem. 'father, i have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is ''hi, we are prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?'' ''that's terrible!'' exclaimed the priest. ''but i think i can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and i will put them with my two male parrots whom i taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your parrots will learn to praise and worship'' The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the males, The female parrot said, ''hi, we are prostitutes. Wanna have some fun? '' one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed ''put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!'' 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 7:29pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
lhawarl1: Lmao Hilarious Bruh..u are free to post any joke whatsoever 3 Likes |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 8:01pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Jarizod: ok bro......... How was your day? 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 8:15pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
lhawarl1:Stressful as fùck..urs? 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 8:16pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
A baby boy and a baby girl in a bathtub having a bath, baby girl looks down and says: can i touch it? Boy: No way! You have already broken yours!! 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 8:17pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 8:34pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
lhawarl1:Lol..sorry bruh some days are like that 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:09pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Jarizod ma nigga... Nice one... I don laugh belle don dey pain me make i drop dis Nigerians can boast of anything, imagaine someone boasting of a tooth brush since 2003 4 Likes |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:12pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
U opened ur legs he bought u bbQ10, u opened for another and he paid BIS, pls open for me let me buy u d charger 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:13pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Sweat from some girls armpit can turn blue litmus red 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:15pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
U are driving and listening to a pastor's sermon in ur car and then he says close ur eyes lets pray and u did... My broda u are going to hell 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:17pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
U took her to show and she fainted becus of wizkid, my broda leave her ther, na wizkid go carry am go hospital 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:18pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
U call a school BABCOCK and u expect d ladies to be virgins 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:19pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
U need serious prayers if d hair in ur ynash is more dan d hair on ur head 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:20pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
U cant be ugly and play HARD TO GET, u are already HARD TO WANT 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:21pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Name: Okon Ekaete Age: 19 Sex: 3 times daily 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:26pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Funny how girls think of what to wear while guys think of how to take it off 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:27pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Some have boo but cannot cheat, some can cheat but have no boo, u have boo and u can cheat. Glory be to God 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:28pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
If u can fry 10 rounds of plantain without tasting any, i will trust u with ma life 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:29pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Only ibadan guys will carry laptop bags around with ludo inside 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:31pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Every guy wants to marry a decent gal... Is alryt... But d question is... Who will marry d one u spoil 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:33pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
U bought her laptop, playbook, ipad and u are using nokia torchlight... Smh... Ur mumu na 4G 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:35pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Guys be complainin abt gals that are lookin for rich men... U sef hustle and make money so dat gals will look for u 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:36pm On Oct 24, 2016 |
Only an ibo man will send his wife on honeymoon alone, to save cost 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:19am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Smallville10: LWKMD oooooooooooooooo 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:30am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Trapqueen77, sinaj, mackbrooklyn, fairlyusedpant, presh900, honeygirl17, STFUareuG0d, kisschris, lawladey, Cyndyonyx ... Oya u people should come and see... Oga jari.rod say u should come and yaf 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:36am On Oct 25, 2016 |
Jarizod.... I know ur such a funny guy... I like jokers, they're cute and sexxxxy... 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:45am On Oct 25, 2016 |
TrapQueen77: Thanks honey bunny 1 Like |
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