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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 3:40pm On Jan 24, 2017 |
An almost hysterical man calls 911 and yells, "Please come quickly! Kailey is pregnant and her labor started now, it’s really intense!" "Is this her first child?" asks the operator. "No you dumbass! It’s her husband!" |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 3:43pm On Jan 24, 2017 |
Broccoli: Hey, I look like a tree. Mushroom: Wow, I look just like an umbrella. Walnut: I look exactly like a brain. Banana: Man, can we change the topic please? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 4:09pm On Jan 24, 2017 |
My wedding is this week saturday, Dnt ask me d venue just be coming anywhere u see canopy enter.... |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:23am On Feb 07, 2017 |
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe has locked up a gay couple that wanted to get married and promised to free them when one gets pregnant. |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 9:50pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
Some girls will hold the d** of their father's age mate and give a Mouth Action and won't be shy, but will be shy to hold ordinary Microphone to give Testimony in church. May your period play hide and seek with you this month if you don't change If e pain u come beat me i dey Oyo state 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by optional1(f): 10:30pm On Mar 19, 2017 |
Jarizod: where you go since |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 6:00pm On Mar 20, 2017 |
optional1: i think he deactivate his account |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 7:04pm On Mar 20, 2017 |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by optional1(f): 7:36pm On Mar 20, 2017 |
Jarizod: ok happy u back and save and healthy... I miss our crazy songs lyrics especially *pana* |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by obidike59(m): 6:12pm On Mar 21, 2017 |
lhawarl1:lolest |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:19pm On Mar 21, 2017 |
optional1: Missed you too love.. Hope you good? |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by optional1(f): 11:38pm On Mar 21, 2017 |
Jarizod:bless God and you? |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 5:03am On Mar 22, 2017 |
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Richardabbey(m): 9:05am On Mar 22, 2017 |
enof wit una love welcoming , post Moe jokes |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 5:54pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
#Just_because_a_mosquito_Bit_You, all you could do was to kill it... Did you ever think if it was an Orphan? Or a motherless Baby mosquito that desperately needs to feed? Or a poor mosquito who has been ignored by the rich in d land of the Mosquitoes? Or a maid mosquito that has been chased away What if the Mosquito caught its wife with its best friend and needed to get drunk? OR Mosquito that had a recent breakup ? And is heartbroken Did you think of that? No.no no ... Ur blood is more important You only thought about yourself Bad people 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 5:56pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
Who said that English is easy? Fill this blank with "YES" or "NO" 1. ______ I am not a Virgin. 2. ______ I don't have Sense. 3. ______ I am a Cheat. 4. ______ I am Stupid For a handsome price 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 5:58pm On Mar 22, 2017 |
A mother in law ask her son's wife: Why is it that all the children don't resemble their father? Silly Wife: What I have in between my leg is a reproductive system, not a photocopying machine. Lobatan... 1 Like 2 Shares |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 5:22pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
#So_tell_me; How can Nigeria's Agricultural Sector grow When anytime it rains, our youths scream "Weather for two" instead of going out to plant yam and cassava 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 11:29pm On Apr 01, 2017 |
Jarizod:lol,... Become a farmer na 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:51am On Apr 02, 2017 |
lhawarl1: |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 9:21am On Apr 03, 2017 |
Jarizod:drop April fool joke na |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 9:27pm On Apr 04, 2017 |
A friend of mine told me his father bought an Android car I told him our swimming pool got burnt yesteday he blocked me Aaaah... I thought It was lying competition |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 4:09pm On May 04, 2017 |
Sissy, If you want to know whether you are ugly or not, just walk pass a construction site, if the labourers continue with their work, My sister you have your answer |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 8:41pm On May 13, 2017 |
Your boyfriend comes to visit you and buys you "Suya" But because you're angry with him, you threw away the "Suya" into the waste bin in his presence.... He leaves angrily only to discover that he has left his car keys at your place and comes back to meet you eating the "Suya" at that time the witches in ur village will be singing no do no do garagara for me........... #lol 1 Like |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Simplyblessing(f): 9:27pm On May 14, 2017 |
Jarizod:extremely funny... 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 8:37pm On May 17, 2017 |
Learn Lessons From This.......... Wenger looking.... Mourinho came,won EPL Wenger looking.... Ancelotti came,won EPL Wenger looking..... Mancini came, won EPL Wenger looking.... Pellegrinni came, won EPL Wenger looking.... Mourinho came back again, won EPL Wenger looking.... Ranieri came, won EPL Now Conte has come and won the EPL. Wenger is still looking.. May your Destiny not make you a spectator as others come and achieve while u remain an onlooker'! |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by lhawarl1(m): 7:26am On May 19, 2017 |
Lmao, nice work, how come you are still alive?
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 9:01pm On May 19, 2017 |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 9:06pm On May 19, 2017 |
Just negodu..When Jarizõd wey get 20-inchhh dey look for woman upandan to kpansh
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 9:11pm On May 19, 2017 |
I give up mehn beans inside meat pie??!!!!
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Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Nobody: 9:12pm On May 19, 2017 |
Some guys will wake up by 2 am to pee and they will post on Facebook. "Real hustlers don't sleep".. Who are you deceiving.... 2 Likes |
Re: Jarizod's Book Of Jokes by Simplyblessing(f): 9:36pm On May 19, 2017 |
[/color] Jarizod:lol...infact i remember this one. So ANNOYING |
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