Jarizod:


The day *MMM* will crash, the full meaning will change and its users will be like:

Moku Mogbe Modaran

Hahaaaa. Kia this guy. I just told my room mate this joke. We laugh Till tears burst out. Nice one

One of best comedy skits I've watched.. Watch and laugh...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dt4Y_UqDLhM

Cool jokes ryt here..

Bro jarizod how far na, longest time

Jarizod:


My Oga @ the top!

I gentle.. u?

am fine too bro..... How ya life?
Country hard oo

lhawarl1:


am fine too bro..... How ya life? Country hard oo

Life's good bruh
na so we see am oh

Tafari1:
I thought I would be the only one viewing this thread by this time until I saw you...classc25

lol i cant sleep, just laughing quietly

One day in the future, Donald Trump has a heart-attack and dies.

He immediately goes to Hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

"I don't know what to do here," says the devil.

“You're on my list, but I have no room for you.”

“You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you.”

“I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Donald thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room.

In it was Barack Obama and a large pool of water. Barack kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell.

"No," Donald said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and it would ruin my hair. I don't think I could do that all day long."

The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge-hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.

"No, this is no good; I've got his problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Donald.

The devil opened a third door. Through it, Donald saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.

Donald looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah. I can handle this. Big league.”

The devil smiled and said. “OK, Monica, you're free to go."

The geography of woman

Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered , half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.

After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.

The geography of man:

Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.

[b]

I was in church one day when pastor said:
"It's time to say hello to your neighbours,
shake hands and lets get to know each
other."
I said hello to the person sitting to my left
and
to the one sitting to
my right.. We introduced our selves and
both
said they were Egyptians.
Preaching time came and pastor decided to
preach from Exodus
14:13.. Telling us about how God saved the
Israelites from Egyptians. My people,
remember that there were Egyptians on my
left and right. I was thinking to myself "How
do these two Egyptians feel knowing that
their people are the bad guys in this Bible
verse"
Well, I just sit-down my own je-je-je.
The next thing oo!!, pastor shouted: "The
Egyptians made the people of God to suffer
for years!!!, I said they made them suffer!!!,
Turn to your left and to your right!!! And tell
your neighbour!!!, The Egyptians you see
today!!!, You shall see no more!!!"
My friend, if you were in my position will
you
say after the pastor?
[/b]

Lol

Lolzzz...I tire




#YOLO

[b]I'm not saying i hate my ex, am just saying that if i find her in hospital on life machine. I would unplug the machine and charge my phone. lol

Guys...That girl who refused to show me her breast in school
..she is now feeding her baby in a bus next to me.
God Is great..

That Awkward moment......... When u are laffin so hard with ur crush.... Den a HEAVY CATARRH jump out of ur nose...
FADALURD TAKE MY SOUL

Android fones can be so annoying.how do I explain it? , I just received a notification now that my bible app needs update, pls wat does d bible need update for? Has Adam eaten another apple?

IPhone 7s earpiece is N67,000. My question is this...... will I be able to hear angel Micheal testing the trumpet two days before rapture??.

U are 33 year old and ur role model is emmanuella; can't u see the devil is using ur life to play naira bet?

I am just too bored so I don't want to laugh alone...


Passcodes to end the year[/b]

Jarizod:


I have been laughing since morning when a fine girl
stopped me at Obafemi Awolowo Way, Ikeja and told me that she is looking for GOOGLE PLAY STORE. I asked her Google Playstore how? She said her WhatsApp stopped working and her neighbour told her to go to Playstore and download a new one. Anyway as a good Samaritan I told her Playstore is no longer @ Ikeja, but they have relocated to Ajah. I then put her in a bus going to Ajah.
Sebi I try

Hahahahahahahah... I hope she finds it there..

TrapQueen77:




Hahahahahahahah... I hope she finds it there..

same here