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Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 6:16pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Genea: Is that you advertising 'TOOTH PASTE'!? Sparkling teeth and what a great smile?. |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Genea(f): 6:17pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
WORDWORLD:hahahahaha, close up has helped my life... Tnk u |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 6:19pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
BUTCHCASSIDY:Lol. |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 6:22pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Genea:u are not a virgin. so I don't believe u |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by nmreports: 6:22pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Trust me guys, leave this guys topic and thread alone. You are only justified to correct this man if you are morally upright yourself. We cannot be hypocrites and then try to look sanctimonious at the same time. God would be happy if we can all go to church to preach or volunteer in evangelism if we want to change the people or change the world. Check yourself, if you are better than this guy. If you are then leave his thread and go to a thread where you can make positive impact or have positive engagement. His story might be fabricated and if its not I only just find the humor and lessons in it and I move on. You should all do same 10 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Genea(f): 6:23pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
CHIZZNEWS:hahahahaha believe anything u want to dear... But dahs d truth 1 Like |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 6:23pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Genea: And the traditional attire is sweet too. JUST BEING MYSELF. |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Genea(f): 6:25pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
WORDWORLD:tnx dear 1 Like |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 6:56pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
PaulKillerman:R.E.S.P.E.C.T 10 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 6:59pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
LifeofAirforce1:Dude just STFU 8 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:00pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
HateU2: Hater |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:06pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
PaulKillerman:correct guy I dey feel you. Forget all these bad belles 3 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:09pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Coyotejack:my brother I tire Oooooo 5 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:12pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Onogiede: 1 Like |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:19pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
WORDWORLD:dude, there's is nothing wrong with banging 2 sisters. You should check your self also. Why call some peoples country "devil own country" Stop this hypocrisy Cc deepfriedpuff he said you guys belongs to the devil. You agree with him? |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:22pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
BUTCHCASSIDY:As in wack as fuccck 2 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 7:30pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
DeepFriedPuff: No!!! You didn't called my nigga paulkillerman a lair. |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 7:43pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
... Continued, yes oh my people !!! So your guess was right; yeah yeah!! It was Amara's friend request , she had sent me a friend request, and so I immediately rushed through on seeing it, started checking out her pictures; truly she was really pretty and endowed, I couldn't have been more thankful, and so I immediately sent a message to her, after a while , she replied, and so we got chatting, chatted about various things before I asked for her to send her number, of course she did, and it was marvellous , so I collected it and told her I was going to sleep , later on... So I held on for about 2 days (rule 2 for a guyman, never appear too desperate and wagging tongue like a starved dog, it doesnt tell well of u, and girls usually capitalise on those in forming for u, so u should act busy and important; it realky helps your ego and reputation immeasurably trust me; it sure does) before I finally sent her a message on Whatsapp, she replied, almost immediately, and told me she had been expecting my calls.. . My niggaz, I den knew say food done done, it was time to finish the deal, ; of course I told her I have been busy with work and all, so we gisted about several things, she asked about my GF, I told her I had none and wasn't ready for all those for now, u know the usual female response and irrelevant questions centered around GF and the need (trash), so we continued , in our chats for about a week, and she was becoming fund of me, and turned to calls, we call ourselves occasionally, and all, exchanging pleasantries .. So with time our gist got sexual, I asked of her virginity status; ( you know the usual cock and bull stories every girl gives, she wasn't an exception , I knew at that point the entrance into that bosom of Christ was as open as the gate of heaven to believers (like us) . My niggaz , na so I node head , say yes!!! E don happen My niggaz; so of course we arranged for a visit, after awhile , she told me she was visiting, and we booked a date, she happened to be very close to her mum BTW , so she briefed her she was coming to see me as well... So the D-day came, I was all expectant and filled with the spirit of Christ, and she called to inform me she was coming to my house., to affirm I was around, of course Paulkillerman will always be around, like weetttiiinnnn.!!! And I gave her the necessary description she needed to get to my place So I went out and stood in front of my street when she called that she was close, after some minutes, I saw the elegant So we hugged, exchanged pleasantries and started walking down the street , gisting about things , till we got to my house, she walked in, and was like "nice place". My dear thanks, it got to be when my Lady is visiting ,I retorted . . I encouraged her to feel at home and served her some drinks, we got gisting ,(u know usual gist before u make moves ) na so we gist , TV was on and she was watching as well, when I noticed she was more relaxed , as the fearless tiger paulkillerman is, I had to move in, started with little touches, Then I started getting intense , and she started pulling me out(you know the usual female resistance that signals for u to go on ) chicks no go kill guy man oh!!! ... Like I always tell u ma niggaz; persistence is key (when dealing with chicks) so I continued, and of course, after a while, she gave in and was kissing me like her life depended on it , my people!!!! I knew say e don happen.; God has done it again... My niggaz!!! I no lie u, the first place I went for was the boobs (I told u niggaz earlier, that breast can make even Vladimir Putting smile uncontrollably; its not so big(like cossy), but just very full and upright,like a soldier at attention ) I really wanted to unravel it and see what was really inside; my niggaz, of course I did, the breast fine like wetin!!!!! I felt like cutting it off and keeping in my fridge , I sucked it furiously like my life depended on it; I squeezed it like I wanted to collect it from her; I just felt frustrated knowing I can't keep this bress with me, I felt like swallowing it my niggaz( u know that feel na!!! Guy men should know) , immediately the only thought was to put my preek there and fork it, till it falls off; immediately she saw I was unzipping , she held hard, and refused me to continue; saying it was improper for me to fork her on the first day , my niggaz, every persuasion by my humble self failed, so I had to allow her Like I told y'all earlier "what will be , will be" its only a matter of time; so I had to allow her ; he who fights and run away, will live to fight another day... So I had to allow her, and gave RR some ssh for TP, when she was about leaving, we exchange pleasantries, and she promised to call again.... I assured her to... Coming up Amara's slaughter day I salute u all, my bras; I have to cut here, so it doesn't get too long and boring (prosaic ) 15 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 7:52pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
obontami: My niggy!!!! I salute u like weeetttiiinnn!!!!! , Guyman GATS put pussy to use na; no be wetin dem dey use am do? What else my nigga? For those bad mouthing; that's y'all forming business; u come here and form righteous than though, but if u go to a guyz house and both of you fork, if he refuses paying u, u let hell loose and start complaining ( u are nothing more than a Hoe , that epitomises a sex object; stop deceiving yourself, that's ur only use) what else do u contribute in the relationship apart from sex, and expecting him to do everything for u. Mtcheew!!! As for those saying my story is sake, like I have always written, I really have nothing to prove, u can choose to call it whatever, or say it is tales by moonlight; your headache u have the right to belief or not to, that's your palav For those that care to know ; this is actually a real life gist; I only changed the names of the key players mentioned, 15 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 7:56pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
I love your not acting desperate and needy
but u for Bleep ha dy first day sha.
u dy lucky sha |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 8:00pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Mr Man .. stop adding "Christ " to your shit biko!
it's a fearful thing to fall into the hands of God! 2 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Selfhood: 8:09pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
PaulKillerman: No mind them. If you know as dem dey straff eachother for NL. Dem just dey hide dey preach like say dem dey holy. But baba its quite scary to me that you mentioning Christ 4 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Kentura(m): 8:12pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Y'all fvckers should stop saying shit! if u dnt like it, u stay clear. op, thought its only me dy do thaa `no sex on first date' well, im waiting for the slaughter day o. 2 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 8:13pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Genea: You are welcome. Remain as natural as GENEA WHITE TEETH WITH A BEAUTIFUL SMILE. Dont sell yourself at a PALTRY PRICE of Naira and Kobo or Pounds, Dollar, Gold or Silver O! If only WOMEN can respect themselves. SURE they will get respect in return from men and our world will be better. There is this contest in Brazil. Miss Bum-Bum. Ladies displaying their behind and while I HEARD NOT THE FEMINIST OUT CRY EVEN THOUGH THEIR PRESIDENT WAS A LADY WHO WAS IN THE BEST POSITION TO SEE IT AS UNDIGNIFYING AND PUT A HALT TO IT. Well..............keep smiling and ALWAYS SHARE YOUR HAPPINESS with everyone that truely deserves your SMILE by putting smiles on their faces. Save our world from DRAQULA TEETH dem. Have a splendid nyt, 2 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by enirock(m): 8:16pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
PaulKillerman: Is that the same mentality u have towards female family members too? That is way below the belt dude 5 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 8:36pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Selfhood:. Haahaabahahahhahahaha. ;DUnto wetin na; u no know say me be church man too... Abi u think say na only these hypocrites here dey go church 3 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 8:38pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Decypher:go fork urself nigga!!! Christ hand koh. Satan hand ni!!! 2 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Nobody: 8:43pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
PaulKillerman:lol.. My Man, no be fight you know. just saying |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by Skilfulet(m): 8:55pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
go Bleep ghost fest,before you kon brag....instead mk you dey brag sey u read the whole books for bible. mtcheeeee! |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by MizzD: 8:58pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
Has obontami been cured of his herpes? I see he's giving his soon to be herpes colleague thumbs up. I wonder what is so cool about narrating your sexcapades. Is that a way of redeeming a lost self esteem . Gaining e-fans Smh 4 Likes |
Re: How I Forked 2 Sisters with thesame bed.. by obontami: 9:04pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
MizzD: Dude, mind how to type shiit including my moniker. Otherwise get ready to get banned. 3 Likes |
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