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Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 10:48pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Hero18:U must be Igbo 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mudley313: 10:50pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I remember one of our gateman dat had the "privilege" of getting a handshake from the late billionaire of dat time, olorogun ibru, during a wake keeping/funeral. This n1gga kept his hands inside his pocket all night, went home, washed his hands with water into a bucket and used the water to bath all of his kids the next day, lol 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by mankan2k7(m): 10:51pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I used to think boko haram has been technically defeated 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by FTBOY: 10:52pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
i used to think my mom ate too much and became pregnant. never knew it was my dad's dick that did the magic. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Ebije1(m): 10:52pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
chibestjerry:lol...are u seriously asking? |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by KennyID17(m): 10:53pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Used to think all those properties destroyed in superhero/action movies were real >;( Would start wondering, how would all these ppl rebuild all that's been destroyed 5 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by gentleedu(m): 10:54pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
use to think that having sex must give u HIV 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by oviejnr(m): 10:54pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
My mom had a collection of my tooth, she always told me not to throw them always cos she using it to get money from the bank. So i no longer waited for my teeth to pull out, i started extracting it myself. Grew up then i saw the collection of my tooth in her wardrobe. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Ebije1(m): 10:55pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
B4 nko phensbassey: |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 10:56pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Hmmm Chucky Men it hunt me for good 6years even now seff no fit watch am Also If you talk to a boy you get pregnant chai ..... parents eh 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by opeyemihendrix: 10:57pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Used to think... the way we watch films, some people also watch us that way
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so I make funny faces before the mirror 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by JuneOctober(f): 10:57pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
1 A tree would start growing in my stomach if I swallow seeds! The day I mistakenly put some seeds inside some big water reservoir in our home, my brother taunted me that tree would soon start growing there. I had to dive in to get the seed. now I know it's all bullshit! My mom laughed seriously when I told her what my elder brother was feeding me with ;DD 2 Shooting people in movies was real. I used to think that people who were tired of life volunteered themselves to be shot in movies. 3. If I frown too much, my face would remain like that for life 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by emmynuelnwatu: 10:58pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I actually thought that the black seeds in the paw-paw fruit are huge dog lice. The kind that sticks out of dirty dogs. In fact for may years I feared the fruit because of this. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Philinho(m): 10:59pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
use to think pouring water on someone's hand to wash it will make me poor.... |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by phensbassey: 10:59pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
chijioke675:the number pls, |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Brils(f): 11:00pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
[quote author=Foxyn post=55816617]My elders usually tell me that once I swallow an orange seed that it will grow on my head. I was very very careful whenever I want to suck orange not to talk of udara little did I know that I was deceived can't forget the day I mistakenly swallowed an orange seed... hmm to be continued... [/quote Same thing my mum said to me was so scared [quote author=Foxyn post=55816617]My elders usually tell me that once I swallow an orange seed that it will grow on my head. I was very very careful whenever I want to suck orange not to talk of udara little did I know that I was deceived can't forget the day I mistakenly swallowed an orange seed... hmm to be continued... [/quote Same thing my mum said to me was so scared |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 11:00pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Mystery007: Hahahahahahahaha So no be only me try this sh*t. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by akindlesfarm: 11:00pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
1.I use to think people climb up to the sky with a ladder to fix the clouds
2.I thought the western world is up the sky while we are down here 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by EXLOVER(m): 11:00pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I use to think we're the leaders of tomorrow Hell fire is under d ground we're walking on Only married people can give birth and not by fucckk Nigeria is the giant of Africa 1 Like |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Nobody: 11:00pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
The fatter you are the more blood you have. Why I always thought they need to give out more blood. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Alezy(m): 11:01pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Hero18:funny enough I still think this is true. nothing has proved it wrong |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by tollyboy5(m): 11:04pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
austin2all:lol I concur I use to believe tower of babel entered heavens and god is in the cloud, believed Michael Jackson was a woman I use to think the way I dream about things maybe I'm also imagination in someone's dream, when people talk about you , you start sneezing I thought Satan was a black man I use to think super man was real, I called rain drops from ocean in the sky covering God , I watched cartoon where bird taught man to fly and I .... gone are those days when we see Muslim women with covered face and we start running away from ojuju calabar |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by saudyarmani(m): 11:05pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Ayamatanga will appear to me |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by JOLSOFT(m): 11:05pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I use to think every easter Sunday if I get to church Early enough I will see Jesus ascending to heaven..my parent will tell me to wake up very early and go to church so that I will see him....I did that till I can't even remember when I stopped |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mystery007(m): 11:06pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
ceeroh:Lolz bros we plenty |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Mystery007(m): 11:07pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by ImYourJude(m): 11:07pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
used to think that whenever a stranger touches you in public, your joystick will disappear, comman see dodging when walking on the road 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by Marcleee(m): 11:10pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Was told of how bush baby cried like a real human baby to deceive it's victims to come out and also about lady koi koi the night ghost 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by afo4real(m): 11:12pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
Nigeria 99 - 1 India. I was told that if someone sits on slippers, whenever dat person is walking in the evening he will notice footsteps behind him and when he looks back he will not see anybody. |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by jide219(m): 11:13pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
I believed an ancient Benin story of aroan A giant Prince Now I know better |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by XXCASH: 11:16pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
WWF. The fight was real till I got to know sometime in the early 90s. Got angry and stopped watching forever 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Funniest Thing You Thought Was True As A Child? by linearity: 11:17pm On Apr 22, 2017 |
That babies come from the Anus. |
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