Throwing my removed teeth with abt 7stones ar going to bring back my teeth in 7days...lolz

I used to think women gv birth thru their mouths.....

Loyalblak007:
I USED TO THINK;


-whistling at night calls snakes.

-Eating while standing gives you "yam leg".

-Black cats are witches

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I used to think every time you incert a cassette to play a Nigerian film,all the cast moves into action.So for every time you play the movie that's the number to time they re act the movie.if you rewind them too will rewind...if you fastforward them too will forward.until one fauthfull day when I was playing a movie that has Zack orji in it and as the movie was playing momsi asked me to buy matches for her downstairs. lo and behold Zack orji was driving past!.in a bid of crossing the road with shock and amazement I stood still in front of his car.from that day on.....I was confused.untill I went into the secondary school.

-i thought garri was planted -thought babies do cum out from the stomach

blingxx:


I used to think that babies fall from heaven until i got to primary 4

I can relate with that

Hero18:
Lol i believed burying the head of a male redhead agama lizard with a coin will yield u money after seven days

Money ritual in the making

That all the Corrupt people in Nigeria elites can be in one place and they get all bombed, The Ghana story made me believe its possible in Nigeria but i guess its just a funny baseless believe back then.

i use to think babies re produced 4rm d a.ssho.le

Na she know.

Used to think that whistleblowers are those that have whistle never knew that....... to be continued

I used to think superman was real.

Those days, I would sit on d steps looking into the sky and hoping to see superman fly past. LOL

Used to think white folks didn't poo, till I watched 7 lucky kids and I realized not only did they poop, it smelled too

I was told that there was a big fish called (eja abubutan) that it will swim to the shore for the whole village to feast on it body then swim back into the ocean.

I was told that elephant contain all sort of different animals meat in is body...

I use to think that spiderma was real, I started keeping real spiders in old cassette player case. God I almost ate there eggs thinking I will transform to spidreman

thank God for National geographic channel

I thought moon ,sun and stars were moving

Who else believed d python nd diamond scam, as kids we bn dey reason hw many pythons will fetch us a Private jet...... Dis hustle no start today sha, python ambush like

I thot that there was a guru marahaji red pen whose ink was made of human blood.

I thot movies, soap opearas, etc were real life scenes and not acting.

I thot that if agama lizard spits on you ,you'll have epilepsy.

simplyhonest:
I thought miniature people were actually in the tv

hahaha.very funny. For me, i use to think that i would get married to a very sweet man who would take me to d woods, sit in the garden,run around d field.but wen i grew up i found out marriage is facing reality.

Wanna learn? Then visit the religion section. For me I used to think PS (PlayStation) was a place where people go to play video games, didn't know it's the name of the gaming console.

taiwo3489:


I aren't for fight now...Just wnt to learn, who knws u might convince me...Cuz my philosophy lecturer tried but couldn't...

drink mango and garri together,, chai!! you will die

I used to think all the yeye film tricks nollywood used to do in movies are real, n sometimes I watch some and I will be so scared to enter my room when nepa takes the light

Topestbilly:
when what you're eating drop on the floor & the next thing you hear is Don't pick it, the devil has eaten it.

lolz devil has kissed it

MayhorE:
drinking coconut water makes you dull
watching KOTO AYE at night makes u have nightmare
opening eyes while praying makes u go blind

I can relate to this

used to think everyone are created to be watching me. i.e other ppl are just acting a role and i am the only one everyone are watching and acting for....




late though, but



drabeey was HERE

Foxyn:
My elders usually tell me that once I swallow an orange seed that it will grow on my head.

I was very very careful whenever I want to suck orange not to talk of udara

little did I know that I was deceived

can't forget the day I mistakenly swallowed an orange seed... hmm

to be continued...

I want to see d orange tree on ur head

silversonuc:
Who else believed d python nd diamond scam, as kids we bn dey reason hw many pythons will fetch us a Private jet...... Dis hustle no start today sha, python ambush like

dis one whey your custom officer carri gun put for back carri cutlass for hand..my broda no b for here..wetin DAT cutlass go do gun no fit do..d cutlass no b ordinary ooo...smugglers run ooo

We have done this post before na!

AjiChris:
Throwing my removed teeth with abt 7stones ar going to bring back my teeth in 7days...lolz

Same here

helen4:
A lady gets pregnant when a guy touches her

You mean it is not true?

Honestly,i used to believe women gave birth through thier mouths.i was really an over inquisitive child

Drabeey:
used to think everyone are created to be watching me. i.e other ppl are just acting a role and i am the only one everyone are watching and acting for....




late though, but



drabeey was HERE

watching like..
eyah! sorry bro

omonighoblessing:
I used to think every time you incert a cassette to play a Nigerian film,all the cast moves into action.So for every time you play the movie that's the number to time they re act the movie.if you rewind them too will rewind...if you fastforward them too will forward.until one fauthfull day when I was playing a movie that has Zack orji in it and as the movie was playing momsi asked me to buy matches for her downstairs. lo and behold Zack orji was driving past!.in a bid of crossing the road with shock and amazement I stood still in front of his car.from that day on.....I was confused.untill I went into the secondary school.

Hahahahaha

olumohkz:
I thought moon ,sun and stars were moving

The moon moves tho