greatgod2012:
You don't know what is called quickie until you start having kids!


Learn how to do quickies!
Learn how to do it in unusual places and at unusual time!
Never try and use any sleeping drugs or unneeded cough syrups for the boy, it's part of the marriage experiences!

Shalom!

newlander:
okay firstly i'll like to apologise if the topic had been treated before, i'm kinda new here

Now here is the gist, my wife is a hottie, as in full option 6 loader double decker. but here is the thing, my son won't let me get a piece of that no more. As in the dude have completely colonize my wife. i am not a stingy guy, i am open for a sharing option, but the lil guy is having non of that. he wants her all for himself. Any time we start clapping before we go begin the dance, dude will start his "attention seeking cry" even if he is asleep o, and my wife will leave me high and dry and go attend to him.

i need a way out (matured advice o)


i am tempted to start giving the guy cough syrup secretly





_{lil guy is 6 months old}

Ishilove:

The voice of experience

Ishilove:
Guy tape yer deek sideways until lil man is a year old

greatgod2012:





Yes o!
Even till now, we still do quickies, abi wetin person wan do, when the body dey Hot and all the kids are around!
On some weekends, we try to remind them how long they've seen their grandma last and the next question will be if they wouldn't mind visiting today, once the responses are in affirmative, our plan don work be that!

Seems the eldest one who's in secondary school is the only one who understands that mum and dad shouldn't be disturbed when they're together!

oyb:
The boobs are now under new management.op will just have to endure. The wife will be constantly tired right now and any sex will just be one way.

Ishilove:

Uncle oyb, how did you cope when it was your turn?

oyb:


I am going through it right now.

The boy wakes up at all hours( he's almost one)

There is no maid, so madam is constantly tired.

I am constantly tired for that matter.

Op will just have to cope for another 6 to 9 months. The real problem is that once some women have kids, their focus switches completely.

Brooke60:
Talk to madam or

give little dude sleeping pills

BiafraBushBoy:


There are other places you can explore na...

Kitchen; While she is cooking, you can eat her before eating the food she is making.

Bathroom





Hmmmmmmmmmmm.............

mrsfavour:
try to do it midnightly ,he must have slept.let mum b/feed him fully so that he can give u guys at least an hour so u can catch some fun,that's how I roll.but bear in mind that when u start having kids, there is bound to be distractions unlike when ur single. keep managing till he can sleep all tru the night without disturbance.

BiafraBushBoy:


There are other places you can explore na...

Kitchen; While she is cooking, you can eat her before eating the food she is making.

Bathroom

BiafraBushBoy:


There are other places you can explore na...

Kitchen; While she is cooking, you can eat her before eating the food she is making.

Bathroom

newlander:


i am considering your second option

newlander:

i am considering your second option

newlander:


i am considering your second option