nnamdibig:
This is seriously serious. Am in same condition bro.....mine sef na twins.

hahahahahah....

MzJin:





Goodone Ma......supported by muuuuuaaahhhhh......

MzJin:





Goodone Ma......supported by muuuuuaaahhhhh......

tell wifey not to allow little guy to sleep when it is from 5pm-7pm so that when he showers after 7pm, he should be over fed and he will sleep so deep then you can rock your wife the way you want

NwaAmaikpe:
Sell the baby.

clown

BiafraBushBoy:


There are other places you can explore na...

Kitchen; While she is cooking, you can eat her before eating the food she is making.

Bathroom

Hmm. . .e don tail you for this matta

NotOfThis:


The way you've described your wife sef. Is your wife a piece of meat?

Am sure what he means is that she is hawt and irresistible.

newlander:


i am considering your second option

no go kill your pikin o!

Yewandequeen:
Am sure what he means is that she is hawt and irresistible.

who ask you....Amebo

Hahaha. I can imagine. This shiit happens to me always. Yesterday own was so annoying. I was bored and in the room with my daughter ( who was sleeping) wify pinged me " I want to eat you" omo see me see happiness oo, just when I wan go parlour go do the do, the little girl woke up.

Her mother begin accuse me saying I woke her whereas this girl does it constant. It is painful but I guess that's our sacrifice as parents. Your parents must have endured same for you.

LordTrezy:

who ask you....Amebo

what concerns you? Must you quote me?

Yewandequeen:
what concerns you? Must you quote me?

will you keep qwayet

LordTrezy:

will you keep qwayet

better be careful before u get banned.

Lol...bro, your own worse pass!

Twins na something else

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Lol...bro, your own worse pass!

Twins na something else

newlander:


i am considering your second option

Please, I beg you do not try sleeping pills on the innocent child. If you start with that, you may not be able to stop it. It affects children. For the sake of fun, do not create any time table. Use odd moments for a better fun; in the kitchen, parlour, bathroom, midnight, shortly after the baby sleeps off or early morning hours before dashing out.

Yewandequeen:
better be careful before u get banned.

See this one oooooh...threatening me with ban

yo wanna born untop of 6mnths old cnt u abstain?giv ya kok a break man!

Benilyn cough syrup will help you out

dasparrow:


So what will you have us do now? If she had not given birth you Nigerians will be quick to label her barren. Now she has given birth, you complain you are not getting enough sex. This is why I don't envy married women. Their varginas never rest, constant traffic, prick in, human baby out until the vargina slacks by the time she gets into her mid-forties and then you Nigerian men will begin to chase after twenty-something year old ladies with tight varginas after slacking your wife's vargina.

And twenty-something year old ladies are tight in this age abi?

nnamdibig:
This is seriously serious. Am in same condition bro.....mine sef na twins.

Lol. . .ops need to see your own case and thank God say him own na one self. Unlike, you. One of the twin must always be on guard to make sure nothing happens. Lol

Brooke60:
Talk to madam or

give little dude sleeping pills

I do hope the sleeping pills part is a joke though because the baby is obviously too young for that.

nnamdibig:
This is seriously serious. Am in same condition bro.....mine sef na twins.

LOL

newlander:
okay firstly i'll like to apologise if the topic had been treated before, i'm kinda new here

Now here is the gist, my wife is a hottie, as in full option 6 loader double decker. but here is the thing, my son won't let me get a piece of that no more. As in the dude have completely colonize my wife. i am not a stingy guy, i am open for a sharing option, but the lil guy is having non of that. he wants her all for himself. Any time we start clapping before we go begin the dance, dude will start his "attention seeking cry" even if he is asleep o, and my wife will leave me high and dry and go attend to him.

i need a way out (matured advice o)


i am tempted to start giving the guy cough syrup secretly





_{lil guy is 6 months old}

Take the boo to a nanny for a week

The way females hijacked fp today ehn, e shock me fa

NwaAmaikpe:
Sell the baby.

Wicked comment

Lol. I don laff Taya here o. Hahahahaha

Which kind talk be all this nah? Is it because rain dey fall?

Funny Thread

nigga u need a second wife.... go nd marry another

Rotfl

play cartoon for him , and fast tune your action, unplug and switch off anything electric cable point his hand can reach and ensure he has enough space to play,place all his toys before him.

I believe you are merely kidding when you mentioned that you want to give your Little Prince cough syrup, do you know the implication of that on adult talk less of a baby when you do it repeatedly? I want to warn you seriously about the side effect of that, Please, don't put his brain in reverse mode, don't turn him into down syndrome, don't turn him to druggie at a tender age. be warned!!