woodcook:


Cry me a river you son of ashawo kobo kobo. In fact crack hores are better than your mama. Keep reveling your family secret, NL is all hears.


something tells me you are one of those hood rats kids. hahaha. Chairman Ass Drilling Association of Nigeria sorry to disappoint you I don't live in a society where police kill shoot innocent citizens. Of course I understand your fear of being killed by police, what do you expect when you are the child of low life crack hore, whose father's pass time is ass mining.

Like I said earlier there is still hope for your kobo kobo ashawo mama and your ass driller addicted papa. As for you, this is still morning you can still make it out of the ghetto if you behave yourself. but if you continue being angry at the world you sure would end up being shot at the back by police.

Don't take this the wrong way, that your mama is ashawo kobo kobo with gaping ass as a result of you and your papa constant drilling of her ass, does not mean you should take it out on the world. It is time you forgive yourself for being an ass miner, forgive your absentee papa that only comes around to mine your mama ass, and you can still make something good out of your life.

Being the chairman of Ass Driller Association of Nigeria on NL does not mean the end of the world. You can still turn a new leaf.

infantile, repetitive disses, see the parts you keep repeating when your brains couldn't think up any more line....you repeated kobo kobo in the exact number of times your mother tried to abort your pregnancy when she found out your father stole the yams he used as part of her bride price!!

I go kill you, my boy. You no reach !!!

You cannot box with your father's creditor! I will simply pull the plugs and you will be burdened with his corpse you lack the financial muscle to dispose of.

Be a good boy and be my bîtxh, in line with your father.

I still fúck your mom for as cheap a pair of okrika pants and tip your dad a box of pure snuff to watch the show.

You're the progeny of two idiots who are unfit to rare chicken , never mind humans.

Child of the damned!!!

woodcook:


Your username indicates that you my friend has a thing for ass drilling.

Shroud:
infantile, repetitive disses, see the parts you keep repeating when your brains couldn't think up any more line....you repeated lobo lobo in the exact number of times your mother tried to abort your pregnancy when she fojnd out your father stole the yams he used as part of your bride price!!

I go kill you, my boy. You no reach !!!

You cannot box with your father's creditor! I will simply pull the plugs and you will be burdened with his corpse you lack the financial muscle to dispose of.

Be a good boy and be my bîtxh, in line with your father.

I still fúck your mom for as cheap a pair of okrika pants and tip your dad a box of pure snuff to watch the show.

You're the progeny of two idiots who are unfit to rare chicken , never mind humans.

Child of the damned!!!

Benita27:
She's 100% on point here, but again, it takes two to tango...I don't know the joy in fùcking an asshole when the Vagina is there to be used?, anal is anal irrespective of those involved.

Shroud:
@woodcook, boy you're too slow, as mentally unresponsive as your momma's titties. While I'm waiting for you to bring another long , strained effort at dissing.

Take this one in the interim:

Your father has become an inexorable drunkard ever since your mother's vagina lost her elasticity at your birth. Not even fisting can give her any form of stimulation. Midwives says you were born slideways.

No wonder Only a tiny genetical difference separates you from a hermitized baboon

Sperm-swilling bastard

TANKDESTROYER:
End time..... the world is swimming in the ocean of insanity

woodcook:


I am not dissing you, I am just saying what you are. Son of an ashawo kobo kobo mama. I know you and your dad enjoy drilling you mama ass. I am sure no sensible outsider will even touch your mama with a ten-foot pole expect slowpoke like you and your ass miner father. Like I said you can still take your mama to the nearest women health center to get treatment for her gaping ass hole. As for your ass miner father I am sure he will soon die from std and as for you. That you are a hate-filled son of a crack LovePeddler whose father out of neglect forced into ass mining too, you can still get out the ghetto and not live the same hood rat life your parent lived. That you are born into it my your ashawo kobo kobo mama does not mean that you will end like them.

Chairman Ass Drilling Association of Nigeria, you can still make it out and not end up like your crack LovePeddler ashawo kobo kobo mama.

If parenthood were a licence, your parents would be denied the right to reproduce their genes. Just take a look at the slip of humanity they have to show for God's gift of life, who has been promoting homosexuality in a public forum.

Your mom should have her ovum surgically removed without anaesthesia so she doesn't produce more bastards as burden on earth.

You and your siblings should be filed in a single line with your libertine father in front and burnt alive and your brains donated to autism for the study of primatology how humans are still inferior to apes at birth.

Hahahahaha I go kill you today

Tolexander:
the nostrils!

Shroud:


If parenthood were a licence, your parents would be denied the right to reproduce their genes. Just take a look at the slip of humanity they have to show for God's gift of life, who has been promoting homosexuality in a public forum.

Your mom should have her ovum surgically removed without anaesthesia so she doesn't produce more bastards as burden on earth.

You and your siblings should be filed in a single line with your libertine father in front and burnt alive and your brains donated to autism for the study of primatology how humans are still inferior to apes at birth.

Hahahahaha I go kill you today

woodcook:


Keep telling us your family history. You son of ashawo kobo kobo. I am not dissing you, I am just telling you the plain truth. You and your father should stop drilling your crack LovePeddler mama ass. Being the Chairman of Ass Drilling Association of Nigeria on NL does not mean you and your father should keep drilling the crack LovePeddler of a mama ass. After reading your family history I still believe that there is hope for you, you mama still has the possibility of being fixed as for your papa is a already dead at least that burden is off your shoulder.

You can try and fix your life and see make something good out of it before you either die from drilling ass or shot from behind my cops for being a hood rat.

marylandcakes:
An old woman feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned

SmellingAnus:
honestly there is nothing gay about fucking a woman's arsehole

woodcook:


Kill me for wetin. Ashawo pikin wan kill me? Dey there dey open teeth.

Chairman Ass Drilling Association of Nigeria na your ass miner papa you go kill no be me. On a serious note you can still save your mama from you and your father. The time is now. I know she was raised as a crack LovePeddler but I am sure she can still get help. As for your papa like I said he is far gone as for you turn your life around or you will soon become a statistic of police killing.

Like I said before you should stop being a closet hate-filled homophobia, people are more accepting these days. You can come out now and stop spreading your family history online.

woodcook:


Are you a ass driller? I known your answer is yes.

woodcook:


You failed to understand the idea behind my post. It is simple any straight man that engages in anal sex does not have the moral high ground to call for the heads of homosexuals.

woodcook:


I personally dont care how two consenting adults chose to get off but I am only concern about the hate-filled comments you see on this forum whenever the word gay comes up.

woodcook:


Given the number of straight men here that seems to be involve in some non traditional sexual acts, one begins to wonder on what ground do they have the moral rights to condemn others?

Shroud:


You dey canvass for homosexuality for Nairaland, your mama dey canvass for bestiality for Instagram. I never believed the devil exists until I encountered your cussed family.

Every single one of you is genetically compromised to be as lustful as stray street dogs and unashamed like Adam and eve before the fall.

You all are a dark blot in the white cloth of humanity!

Shroud:
Woodcock, your brain is too slow to match my improvisation and wittiness.

What I'm doing to you here is what the midwife who delivered you should have done: squeeze your tiny infant neck so you die of asphyxiation to spare the world its worst malignancy

Aderola15:
Why pesin go leave the right hole and start drilling the wrong one, what if she goan poo in the process

woodcook:


I am canvassing for the rights of people to live free of from people like you. Ironically you are enjoying that right by being able to Bleep someone in ass (non-traditional way of having sex) while you go ahead and preach that homosexual should be kill.

What gives you the right to drill people's ass while others are denied the rights to participant in whatever way they seem fit to get off (as long as no minor is involved and no one is being coerced)

woodcook:


keep licking your own balls in self-aggrandizing. Einstein chairman ADAN

Shroud:
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The time for debate and reasoning is long gone. This is your funeral so save the sermons for judgement day for your Lord. You're trying to get likes by pretending to be reasonable.

I drop disses so cold even heterosexual ass-fuckers are too shocked to click like

Take am again:
You still making the mistake of boxing with me. I'm the reason your mother didn't honour her marital vows. Your father's dick was never able to fill up the circumferential hole my dick left in her tight pussy.I deflowered her and her younger sist same night with the promise of taking her polio-stricken father under my charity.

Your father inherited my broken promises when he married her. And your life of attention-craving on Nairaland is a direct fallout of your father's marital frustrations!

Shroud:
what's this? Your brains couldn't produce anymore wack disses?

You attract more flies than the shiit of marauding cows. And i thought you were just an unfortunate victim of circumstances until I learnt your father was the chief gormandizer who raped an invalid in the open market square in broad day light who happened to be your mother.

Na devil go castrate a wingless idiot like you for pretending to be better than a wheelbarrow pusher!

woodcook:


Boxing with the child of a crack LovePeddler? Chairman Ass Driller Association of Nigeria, keep telling us your generational history. So the above is what your father told you how he got into mining your ashawo kobo kobo mama ass? What a nice and considerate father you have got. Since that is your father's story, please you can now tell us how you got into the business of ass mining? We are all ears chairman ADAN.

woodcook:


Your family more especially your olosho kobo kobo mama and ass miner papa have got a long history. Keep the story coming in, we are all ears.

woodcook:


Boxing with the child of a crack LovePeddler? Chairman Ass Driller Association of Nigeria, keep telling us your generational history. So the above is what your father told you how he got into mining your ashawo kobo kobo mama ass? What a nice and considerate father you have got. Since that is your father's story, please you can now tell us how you got into the business of ass mining? We are all ears chairman ADAN.

Shroud:
I was about pitying you before...

Yeah, mom was a wrinkled old thing with rash on her ass and scabies on her inner thighs, daddy was a street bum with pooping eyes like a habitual drunk. And you're just a loveless little rejected kid struggling for attention in Nairaland.

But like your failed parents, all your efforts ended in an embarrassing flameout!

They say the stench from your mother's pussy is a natural mosquito repellent