lalasticlala:
Pastor: They Chop you and go

Pastor: How many don chop you and go?

Lady: So many Sir

Lwkmh
What a funny & dramatic video

Holy shit

funmisticqueen:
I can see it is working, when you start noticing that you are going nowhere in life, it means they have starting frying your destiny with fish, *adds some salt*

for typing such against me, your time to go back to that river has come... iyourn name of Jesus you've cut your reign on earth short. It is over for you

If I dey that line
I for get enough engine to test run.

lovelygurl:
This is too bad. I thought I'd laugh when I watch the video but I was just disgusted. The fools even believe him. Those girls were extremely desperate, the way the lady without a husband was treated and how the pastor was feeling himself. Disgusting! So irritating! He should be behind the bars!

Am taking this your comment personally,it's just sad how u attacked the good intentions of the pastor,I don't believe in the white man's God,but that doesn't mean a noble intention cannot be applauded,why are u so bitter about this? do u find yourself in the same position? you talk like you don't know the realities on ground in Nigeria and even the world at large,there are many single women looking for a good man to settle down with, fixing them up isn't such a bad idea because some people need a helping hand.

lovelygurl:


Tsk tsk tsk, that's not how to talk if you want to impress a lady and ever find a wife

I am rude in speech. But that's how to talk to correct a lady full of pride to make them know that life is beyond their achievent and the way they see it

Gwan2:
I keep telling whoever wana listen...85% of marital delay ain't caused by spiritual spirits or whatever this clergymen chose to call them...Now let's do a statistical survey.
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A young man who graduated 5yrs ago without a good job apparently he ain't financially buoyant...This guy ain't happy with his lifestyle, he wana settle down but no financial means. He will be holding on praying wen God will answer his prayers so he can start a family..
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Now the multiplier effect of this guy decision is far reaching...he will be delaying a lady settling down because of his decision which is caused by his financial status.....The lady will go from church to mosque praying for deliverance not knowing the weak economy and wanton joblessness are the spiritual husband she should tackle instead.

You re right though but i will slightly disagree with you.

Most ladies you see today are financially ok, so if they sees any serious person they can bring out there money. Right now i have a coleague that is doing very well and she is collecting a good salary but she is not married.

So there are some women that are ready and some men that are not ready. If she sees a serious person weather rich or poor she will gladly go for it. Mind you there are thousand of women in that category.

Hehehehehihihihihihigigigi...I dey laff in tongue here. See as dem line up self...

Rubbish but interesting

Leonbonapart:
you might even be single... I pity the man wey go marry you.... ashawO

i dont think the lady youre insulting did anything wrong, relax you frustrated animal

People here are just so blind to see the wrong side of this preaching rather seeing the message here. The lady called out could not see her man among the many men yet those many men she rejected were seen by lots of women as good for them. This shows she has a big problem. Could be spiritual or personal due to her being selective or trying to meet her friends or family taste forgetting marriage is a personal problem. She was blind to see any man as unfit for her even unto a good man.what a world

lovelygurl:


Tsk tsk tsk, that's not how to talk if you want to impress a lady and ever find a wife

Leonbonapart and lovelygurl

Both of you should just be humble and accept you like each other Habba !!! Maybe God is trying to pass both of you a message Ehn?

truthsayer009:


Leonbonapart and lovelygurl

Both of you should just be humble and accept you like each other Habba !!! Maybe God is trying to pass both of you a message Ehn?

you are not serious

Funmisticqueen and leonapart....just get a room to settle this...u can later invite us to the proper wedding....this negative love is intense

Geonigga:
You can see what Buhari has caused, where is this mercy land,? I need to go there and pick a beautiful lady that will be after a discreet investigation of where she works.

Is down here in Warri

fabiano09:

Am taking this your comment personally,it's just sad how u attacked the good intentions of the pastor,I don't believe in the white man's God,but that doesn't mean a noble intention cannot be applauded,why are u so bitter about this? do u find yourself in the same position? you talk like you don't know the realities on ground in Nigeria and even the world at large,there are many single women looking for a good man to settle down with, fixing them up isn't such a bad idea because some people need a helping hand.

Awww come on, don't take it personally. That's what YOU saw, let me tell you what I saw.

I saw a pastor who wants to prove he's a man of God by randomly choosing a lady, asking if she's married(why didn't he know that beforehand), then orders her to search for her husband. The lady later on said she didn't find anyone, in order to save himself from an embarrassment, he asks his church members who is interested in her.

Different men came forward YET the lady insisted she's not interested. Plan A failed

Now plan B

HE asks his church members again(this time the ladies) if they are interested in those men.
Many desperate ladies rush forward (and a normal person should know that's definitely not how marriage works)

Although HE (definitely not God) ordered them to get to know themselves, he made it seem like it was all because it was the will of God

Then back to the first lady, he claims her inability of finding a husband in that church is because of some mysterious evil powers( Failed plan saved)

To me he's a fake pastor, so do not be hurt or take my own opinion about it too personal. We all have different views on different things.

Oh and yh I really do not know how it is in Nigeria because I don't live there YET I know this is not fixing anything but selfish of him. His stupid ass would have been arrested here

joinnow:


When u reach warri town its close to the shoprite.
Ask any Keke or okada or taxi.
Mercyland is the current happening biz in warri generating money.

Lol. I never wan die bro.

Leonbonapart:
you are not serious

I tot I was the only one noticing

Leonbonapart:
I am rude in speech. But that's how to talk to correct a lady full of pride to make them know that life is beyond their achievent and the way they see it

Ehn ehn? So cos you now have a useless dick dangling down your things you feel like you can correct me?

Ok, Mr corrector

It's not achievent though, it's achievement

Oh and there's a different between I am and am

Queen of the seven coast!!!, Beauty unparalleled!!!,
You who humble stupid men!!!
I present to you an offering of the destiny of Leonbonapart fried with fish, with a side of his testicles with asparagus.
Eat o mothers, and accept my offering!!!
Lay waste to his diarrhoea mouth!!!
Descerate the essence of his being!!
May his data plans bring him fustrations!
And may all his downloads stop at 98%!
Thank you for accepting this offering

Leonbonapart:
for typing such against me, your time to go back to that river has come... iyourn name of Jesus you've cut your reign on earth short. It is over for you

After i made mincemeat of him?
I dont do scraps.

jojotemitopaz:
Funmisticqueen and leonapart....just get a room to settle this...u can later invite us to the proper wedding....this negative love is intense

funmisticqueen:
Queen of the seven coast!!!, Beauty unparalleled!!!,
You who humble stupid men!!!
I present to you an offering of the destiny of Leonbonapart fried with fish, with a side of his testicles with asparagus.
Eat o mothers, and accept my offering!!!
Lay waste to his diarrhoea mouth!!!
Descerate the essence of his being!!
May his data plans bring him fustrations!
And may all his downloads stop at 98%!
Thank you for accepting this offering

I deal the queen of the coast. Not mare worshipers... now you have spoken against your own life.... for it written, touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm
You've sporn your last web. Your time of destruction has come. 3days.

lovelygurl:


Awww come on, don't take it personally. That's what YOU saw, let me tell you what I saw.

I saw a pastor who wants to prove he's a man of God by randomly choosing a lady, asking if she's married(why didn't he know that beforehand), then orders her to search for her husband. The lady later on said she didn't find anyone, in order to save himself from an embarrassment, he asks his church members who is interested in her.

Different men came forward YET the lady insisted she's not interested. Plan A failed

Now plan B

HE asks his church members again(this time the ladies) if they are interested in those men.
Many desperate ladies rush forward (and a normal person should know that's definitely not how marriage works)

Although HE (definitely not God) ordered them to get to know themselves, he made it seem like it was all because it was the will of God

Then back to the first lady, he claims her inability of finding a husband in that church is because of some mysterious evil powers( Failed plan saved)

To me he's a fake pastor, so do not be hurt or take my own opinion about it too personal. We all have different views on different things.

Oh and yh I really do not know how it is in Nigeria because I don't live there YET I know this is not fixing anything but selfish of him. His stupid ass would have been arrested here

No, You clearly did not understand what he was trying to do. clearly don't.

If you were confused about his actions, You should have just asked without assuming.

This one is something else. Na by force?

Abeg oo! Me self wan marry for that church. I must see my wife by force by fire. But i hope na de pastor go they feed us.

lovelygurl:


Ehn ehn? So cos you now have a useless dick dangling down your things you feel like you can correct me?

Ok, Mr corrector

It's not achievent though, it's achievement

Oh and there's a different between I am and am

cheap points from typo error. Pray you don't cross 40yrs before you acknowledge your greatest weakness... prideful human you are, correction you take not...
Tell that marine woman to put your house in order before 3days

Leonbonapart:
cheap points from typo error. Pray you don't cross 40yrs before you acknowledge your greatest weakness... prideful human you are, correction you take not...
Tell that marine woman to put your house in order before 3days

Yet I'm not the one finding for a partner on nl loool

The church is soo fake!

topedopechef:
i dont see anytin bad here,d man of God even pointed out to dem not to meet in d night,He has veen given a divine authority, nd watels are you lookin for wen u hav unmarried people in d chxh,God bless dat man for not askin dem to go on 3months of fastin nd for providin a quick solution..

Tope Omogoroye

u just wrote a big nonsense.....u think marriage is like picking clothes u like....someone just ordered u to chose and u chose....even if d pastor sponsor their marriages., is that where the burden of marriage ends....did d pastor asked himself if the spinsters in question are all employered? so many questions to ask....I tell u with my Bible as my guide dat this is the most stupid and foolish thing to be done by a pastor

Annionted indeed, even my sh1t has more anointing than you. Are you even a true believer of christ because the christ you seem to follow is not the christ i know. I reverse every evil curse thought of and typed against me right now in jesus name. Go back to sheol and gehenna.

If you ever insult me again, i will make a mockery of your existence and it will not only be online. Dont make me haunt you. By the way pictures of your destiny and testicles offering mode. The mothers did enjoy their lunch.

Leonbonapart:
I deal the queen of the coast. Not mare worshipers... now you have spoken against your own life.... for it written, touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm
You've sporn your last web. Your time of destruction has come. 3days.

VickyRotex:

She no get am. Dem conduct deliverance for am. But one man carry 8 wife go house.

lol....inside church fa...it is well
orisirisi churches these days