Destined2win:
......and the judge will announce, "never have we experienced a case where the plaintiff suddenly fell in love with the defendant. With the power vested on me, I pronounce you Hubby and Sugar" Case closed. Just say Yes

Na...rather I think the judge will conclude you hypnotize me or something and send you straight to prison and voila, my daughter gets the name

No, don't like fat guys.

elantraceey:






Na...rather I think the judge will conclude you hypnotize me or something and send you straight to prison and voila, my daughter gets the name

Keep dreaming. By the time you wake up, it will be beside me with Jedidiah in your womb

Destined2win:
Keep dreaming. By the time you wake up, it will be beside me with Jedidiah in your womb

Haaa You never told me you want to abandon your pursuit to become Nigerians president to become a medical doctor

elantraceey:


Haaa You never told me you want to abandon your pursuit to become Nigerians president to become a medical doctor

See wayo

Yes Nigeria's President and medical doctor that only examines you periodically. No more sickness and singleness

Destined2win:
See wayo

Yes Nigeria's President and medical doctor that only examines you periodically. No more sickness and singleness

You're the one doing wayo here o.


Focus on one thing jare

elantraceey:


You're the one doing wayo here o.


Focus on one thing jare

I am focusing on you now.

Happy Sunday to you

Destined2win:


I am focusing on you now.
Happy Sunday to you

You shouldn't do that you know.... I could be a big distraction

You too... went to church?

elantraceey:


You shouldn't do that you know.... I could be a big distraction


You too... went to church?

Show me a President who hasn't got a woman by his side

Worshipping from home. Might still go in the evening. Care to join me? .

Please peeps, where's the best place to put an aquarium here?

Falzdbadtguy:
Please peeps, where's the best place to put an aquarium here?

Falzdbadtguy:
Please peeps, where's the best place to put an aquarium here?

...my niggggga... romance section strictly for chasssssin females....plis carrrrryon yorrrr fish to Aquarian section!!(no oofeense)

MrCork:

beside the TV or where the lamp is? who do i just re-arrange the settees?

MrCork:






...my niggggga... romance section strictly for chasssssin females....plis carrrrryon yorrrr fish to Aquarian section!!(no oofeense)

maybe i'll find someone who can help arrange innit

elantraceey:


You're the one doing wayo here o.


Focus on one thing jare

.. sweeery yorr voice sound sweeet n u loook like Beyansi...so would u date a fat guy ... especially if he from London?

Destined2win:
Show me a President who hasn't got a woman by his side

Worshipping from home. Might still go in the evening. Care to join me? .

You gat a point there but doing things at the wrong time could cause problems.



Join you in which one? Worshipping at home or at a church?

MrCork:



.. sweeery yorr voice sound sweeet n u loook like Beyansi...so would u date a fat guy ... especially if he from London?

Did you drink excess wine? where did you hear my voice and see my picture?

Falzdbadtguy:
maybe i'll find someone who can help arrange innit

..ok son u win..young man tryinna use Aquarian to impress the ladies...i givvvvvvup!!

MrCork:




..ok son u win..young man tryinna use Aquarian to impress the ladies...i givvvvvvup!!

Also not sure, what would you say Mercedes C Class/ Chrysler 300cc, BMW 3 series or Audi A4 cabriolet? as 1st UK car?

elantraceey:



Did you drink excess wine? where did you hear my voice and see my picture?

... sweeery..yorrr name sound like sweeet wine meannnin u must have a sweeeet voice n u must be lightskin becozzzz from yorrrr grammmer spelling, u definitely a wifey material unlike chicks like Oyindidi (village girl)...and guess wot, yorr eyes look like shooootin star travelling from London to Japan cozzzz any man will drink yorr bath water!!!(kaiii..see lyrics)



Cc

Note:
Falzdbatguy....son..pliss watch n learn lyrics on how to impress females.. I will help u!

Falzdbadtguy:


Also not sure, what would you say Mercedes C Class/ Chrysler 300cc, BMW 3 series or Audi A4 cabriolet? as 1st UK car?

...son I drive £28000(cash)..start saving n i swaaaaar u can get one in 25years time. I got mine within 6 month thou (real talk)



https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet

MrCork:




... sweeery..yorrr name sound like sweeet wine meannnin u must have a sweeeet voice n u must be lightskin becozzzz from yorrrr grammmer spelling, u definitely a wifey material unlike chicks like Oyindidi (village girl)...and guess wot, yorr eyes look like shooootin star travelling from London to Japan cozzzz any man will drink yorr bath water!!!(kaiii..see lyrics)

Cc

Note:
Falzdbatguy....son..pliss watch n learn lyrics on how to impress females.. I will help u!

Why not learn to stop mentioning me on all threads

MrCork:




... sweeery..yorrr name sound like sweeet wine meannnin u must have a sweeeet voice n u must be lightskin becozzzz from yorrrr grammmer spelling, u definitely a wifey material unlike chicks like Oyindidi (village girl)...and guess wot, yorr eyes look like shooootin star travelling from London to Japan cozzzz any man will drink yorr bath water!!!(kaiii..see lyrics)



Cc

Note:
Falzdbatguy....son..pliss watch n learn lyrics on how to impress females.. I will help u!

Lwkm




Mr cork sorry to disappoint you, I'm ain't light-skinned

Oyindidi:
Why not learn to stop mentioning me on all threads

..how?.... today is Sunday..did u gottttto church??...stop makin trouble n stop tryinna derail threads nah!!

elantraceey:



Lwkm




Mr cork sorry to disappoint you, I'm ain't light-skinned

YOU LIE...only lightskin babes having sweeeet names like yours...u r lightskiin..and I no you would date a fat London guy.. Yayyyyy!!

MrCork:

..how?.... today is Sunday..did u gottttto church??...stop makin trouble n stop tryinna derail threads nah!!

How am I causing trouble?

elantraceey:


You gat a point there but doing things at the wrong time could cause problems.



Join you in which one? Worshipping at home or at a church?

Depends on how you see it.

Some people love multi-tasking especially when they are targeted towards same goal. Do you know that not being married could actually cause me the Presidential seat?
There are positions in Government or corporate organizations that require having a partner. It shows a sign of responsibility.

Oyindidi:
How am I causing trouble?

..u jump on the thread tryyyyina attack
Elantraceey becozzzz she lightskin n she has nice voice....today is Sunday...don't u have Bible study classes today?

MrCork:




...son I drive £28000(cash)..start saving n i swaaaaar u can get one in 25years time. I got mine within 6 month thou (real talk)



https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet

lol.... No need to brag about my status here... If it took you 25 years to buy that its gonna take me 2 years.... But am just saying

Falzdbadtguy:
lol.... No need to brag about my status here... If it took you 25 years to buy that its gonna take me 2 years.... But am just saying

...be nice to me n I will post u £13(cash) to buy a suit there in Nigeria....my advise..work on yorrrr presentation!!(real talk)

MrCork:




...be nice to me n I will post u £13(cash) to buy a suit there in Nigeria....my advise..work on yorrrr presentation!!(real talk)

i don't need GBK lunch money brov

Sorry, its nothing personal.
Just wanna get some of ur chicks

Falzdbadtguy:
i don't need GBK lunch money brov

Sorry, its nothing personal.
Just wanna get some of ur chicks

..well am tryyyyina find if chicks like fat guys n if no....I hit the gym quick!!!