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Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:38pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu:*death* |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by honeric01(m): 6:38pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu: AHHH, that trick sweet die, if you enter danfo, you can always claim staff and when conductor wan dey show face, u go just thick your voice dey sound like agbero chairman for oshodi, man, very funny, sometimes you get away with it, sometimes na one of your shoe dem go seize |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by chic2pimp(m): 6:38pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu:Now I know say you be proper Agbero O fe se lu ayakata!!! davidylan:True Talk Jare How many of una peeps paid their Nepa Bills? |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by TOPE20001(f): 6:39pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu: See criminals |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:40pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
~Sauron~: Lol, butterflies? The mosquitoes in Surulere made me the tough girl that I am today. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Fhemmmy: 6:41pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
^^^ Lol . . . .That means that dem mosquitoes are useful afterall |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:42pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
TOPE2000!: dont you want to tie wrapper and tell your kids stories too? |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 6:43pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
all the people shouting NEPA, how many times did you skip paying your NEPA bills? Pay NEPA bills for wetin? My parents usually give me the money but I sabi manipulate the meter to read backwards every month NEPA is always owing us. Just interchange the wires under the meter. Or if you want to be kind make the meter not read anything But dont let NEPA ppl get access to your meter is the trick they would send you an estimate, after like 5 months adjust the meter back and let them read it the calculations would always show they have overbilled you. Even with those blood-hungry mosquitoes? You think those are mosquitoes? When I served in Bauchi I saw what mosquitoes are. They are very polite. They knock the doors and tell you to open so they can bite you. They are more deadly than Boko Haram |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Sauron1: 6:43pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
stillwater: At a point, the mosquitoes became resistant to insecticides. Spraying became academic cos whether you spray or not, you will get bitten. Those days were tough. . . . . chic2pimp: It's not about the bills. . . . . .NEPA were just useless back in em days. The richer the neighbourhood is, the more y'all would suffer cos they expect every house to own a massive generator blaring 24/7. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:43pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
honeric01: |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:46pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu: You guys are males that's why you can get away with this. No be person like me go do this kind this. The conductor will just fling me out of the window. dayokanu: ~Sauron~: I'll take one million mosquito bites but just give me my light and I'll be happy. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by TOPE20001(f): 6:47pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
davidylan: Tie wrapper? ewwwww I can tell them the stories with stable electricity as well dayokanu: Death dayo wont kill me today |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by chic2pimp(m): 6:47pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
TOPE2000!:Remember I said friends of mine ooo I was a child Of God in Naija dayokanu:At least your friend only got cursed out, some of mine where slapped in the face. And obviously dem no get mouth since they were the ones who started it. The strangest reaction my friend got was from one woman who retaliated by grabbing his crouch back . The dude was speechless as he was not expecting that reaction |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by honeric01(m): 6:48pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
FL Gators: People no send mosquitoes now adays, all the mosquitoes sef don dey find ways to migrate to chad, Ghana, some to SA because they are tired of living in a country with no light, do you know how many of them are toothless? they always mistake television for human belly because Naija mosquitoes can't see in the dark. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:49pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
What? Here i was thinking all these guys were cruising escalades in Lagos. To think they were busy hustling in molues. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 6:49pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
Lol, butterflies? The mosquitoes in Surulere made me the tough girl that I am today. If you see corect Mosquitoes, you go run. Mosquitoes that would collide with you and you would think someone punched you. You guys are males that's why you can get away with this. No be person like me go do this kind this. The conductor will just fling me out of the window. Females have their own way. if you are well endowed just enter and beg one man to "Lap" you. He would gladly do that. Inside Molue. i have seen a 30yr old man lap a 26yr old lady for a journey of 3 hours. Oshodi to Alagbado and the guy was smiling throughout |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:50pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
honeric01:oh gawdddd |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by TOPE20001(f): 6:51pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
chic2pimp: I think we both know u are talking abt u davidylan: dayo n chic2imp are the oga of molue hustling |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:51pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu: ohhh gawwd. . . . cant breathe |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:51pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu: na this one i like pass . . . you can "chook" her from behind. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by TOPE20001(f): 6:52pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu: why wouldnt he be smiling? he has every reason to bet his junior too was smiling |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by AqRiUsAge(f): 6:52pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
Because armed robbers were getting too comfortable robbing us I miss Naija though |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Sauron1: 6:53pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
davidylan: That is sexual molestation. . . . . "Chook" from behind? Will his weapon cut through her garments? |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:53pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu: The least I had done was to board danfo. I no get liver to enter molue. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Sauron1: 6:55pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
stillwater: U be butty now!!! If you board Lagos Danfo, you will be intimidated to pay THRICE the fare. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by chic2pimp(m): 6:56pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
dayokanu:Buhahahaahahahah If nah him fellow man ask am to lap him for 10 minutes, he go say noooo ~Sauron~:They are still useless til 2day gan sef. In my own experience, it's the Richer neighbourhoods dey enjoy pass cuz Nepa officials would happily come and mnd their electricity cuz of the Huge Bribe that awaits them |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 6:56pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
People no send mosquitoes now adays, all the mosquitoes sef don dey find ways to migrate to chad, Ghana, some to SA because they are tired of living in a country with no light, do you know how many of them are toothless? they always mistake television for human belly because Naija mosquitoes can't see in the dark. Actually mosquitoes in lagos only bite the rich. When you spay Raid or use mosquito net you are only inviting mosquitoes but if you open your window and sleep naked the mosquitoe sef go fear. When it tries to suck blood and its proboscis are hitting bone, instead of sucking blood its sucking "shekpe" from your veins. They would warn others to run away from your room. Have you heard where human being infected mosquitoes with disease? Check Orile iganmu. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:56pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
~Sauron~: For where? She sitting on my lap with well-endowed hips is sexual molestation too. The "weapon" can send a message to the lady. When you get down at the bus stop both can proceed from there. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:56pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
@ post, For better education. Quote from anonymous, "all the people shouting NEPA, how many times did you skip paying your NEPA bills? Did you ever pay taxes? and you want water abi? Yeye people." I wish my mother skipped payment, So that when the ladder-demons come to disconnect the line, I'll push them off their ladder. Imagine the insult. You want to be paid for the service you refused to provide. I won't blame you. It's like your father is a NEPA official. Nonsense! |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Fhemmmy: 6:57pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
I thot this thread was about why u left Nigeria? Na wa oh |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by Nobody: 6:57pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
cultey: who be this? My father never worked for NEPA thank you. |
Re: Why Did You Leave Nigeria? by TOPE20001(f): 6:57pm On Mar 17, 2010 |
davidylan: Oh lawddddddddddddd |
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