dayokanu:

Actually mosquitoes in lagos only bite the rich. When you spay Raid or use mosquito net you are only inviting mosquitoes but if you open your window and sleep unclothed the mosquitoe sef go fear.

When it tries to suck blood and its proboscis are hitting bone, instead of sucking blood its sucking "shekpe" from your veins.

They would warn others to run away from your room.

Have you heard where human being infected mosquitoes with disease? Check Orile iganmu.

na this one i like pass . . . you can "chook" her from behind.

~Sauron~:

U be butty now!!!
If you board Lagos Danfo, you will be intimidated to pay THRICE the fare.

dayokanu:

Actually mosquitoes in lagos only bite the rich. When you spay Raid or use mosquito net you are only inviting mosquitoes but if you open your window and sleep unclothed the mosquitoe sef go fear.

When it tries to suck blood and its proboscis are hitting bone, instead of sucking blood its sucking "shekpe" from your veins.
They would warn others to run away from your room.

Have you heard where human being infected mosquitoes with disease? Check Orile iganmu.

davidylan:

For where? She sitting on my lap with well-endowed hips is sexual molestation too. The "weapon" can send a message to the lady.   When you get down at the bus stop both can proceed from there.

chic2pimp:

They are still useless til 2day gan sef.
In my own experience, it's the Richer neighbourhoods dey enjoy pass cuz Nepa officials would happily come and mnd their electricity cuz of the Huge Bribe that awaits them

dayokanu:

Actually mosquitoes in lagos only bite the rich. When you spay Raid or use mosquito net you are only inviting mosquitoes but if you open your window and sleep unclothed the mosquitoe sef go fear.

When it tries to suck blood and its proboscis are hitting bone, instead of sucking blood its sucking "shekpe" from your veins.

They would warn others to run away from your room.

Have you heard where human being infected mosquitoes with disease? Check Orile iganmu.

man abeg, stop reminding me joor, mosquitoes dey slap person wey no quick sleep for Lagos, if u do strong head, u no wan sleep, dem go dey come sing Christmas carol song for your ears, if u still no gree, na rocket launcher remain be that, dem go dey jam u left and right until you are forced to sleep (Lagos mosquitoes are agbero trained)

~Sauron~:

That is sexual molestation. . . . .
"Chook" from behind? Will his weapon cut through her garments?

stillwater:

The least I had done was to board danfo. I no get liver to enter molue.  

TOPE2000!:

I think we both know u are talking abt u

The least I had done was to board danfo. I no get liver to enter molue.

dayokanu:

The best anti mosquito is like 5 shots of the hardest Shekpe and you would sleep so soundly that Mosquitoes would be scared sef.

dayokanu:

See ajebutter. Molue was my schoolbus

honeric01:

u dey mind all these ajebutters? i once trekked from surulere to iyana ipaja during the abiola riot, it wasn't easy, but now, i can trek to Eritrea.

davidylan:

who be this? My father never worked for NEPA thank you.

So it's you.

Wahala boy.

Anyways, you're welcome. 

~Sauron~:

The top guns in ma area don't stay at home. . . . .It is one constitutional conference in Abuja or the other so they couldn't bribe.
All you would keep hearing is the blaring sounds of generators and the smoke can KILL.

honeric01:


, man abeg, stop reminding me joor, mosquitoes dey slap person wey no quick sleep for Lagos, if u do strong head, u no wan sleep, dem go dey come sing Christmas carol song for your ears, if u still no gree, na rocket launcher remain be that, dem go dey jam u left and right until you are forced to sleep (Lagos mosquitoes are agbero trained)

dayokanu:

See ajebutter. Molue was my schoolbus

honeric01:

the mosquitoes for your side na deeper life mosquitoes, they don't drink, they don't smoke, you never jam real Pagan mosquitoes before? na stroll dem dey use suck blood, if you like, drink a drum of shepe, dem no send, mosquitoes wey dey use teeth tear net enter room na him me dey talk oo.

cultey:

Hahaha!

Nice one!

chic2pimp:

What part of Ikeja did you live in?

i-JAY:

may be u shd ask why am gonna leav fis modafuckin country. 9jeriia is a total mess that only god can rebiuld

Anh anh bros,

Take am easy nah!

Anyway, I feel your pain,  I feel your pain! 

cultey:

Omg,

Rofl.

I am shedding tears because of this comment, literally speaking.

honeric01:

na so we see am, see the thing has even affected the way i sleep at night, i can stay up in the night till like 4-5am without blinking, because i still remember how i use to kill mosquitoes while my bros are all sleeping, when they wake up, all they see is mark of blood on their body and blood stains on the walls.

SEFAGO:

Well fun for you guys, suffering and all. As for me, 100% ajebutter, never encountered a single mosquito

~Sauron~:

Off Allen Ave.

SEFAGO:

Well fun for you guys, suffering and all. As for me, 100% ajebutter, never encountered a single mosquito

cultey:

@ honeric01,

Were you the one that gave updates to the Nigeria vs. Congo match?

If that was you, thanks.

SEFAGO:

Well fun for you guys, suffering and all. As for me, 100% ajebutter, never encountered a single mosquito

cultey:

Hahahahahahhahha.

Heya, sorry!

well, thank your God and your parents, but then, things happen for a reason, in everything, i still give thanks, we have all grown up and we have vowed never to let our own kids experience things like that.

u dey mind all these ajebutters? i once trekked from surulere to iyana ipaja during the abiola riot, it wasn't easy, but now, i can trek to Eritrea.

Off Allen Ave.

For Real?
I lived in Ikeja for a while then Moved to the Ogba area.
I passed Allen Avenue area everyday on my way to school.