ouzo1:
Yes o for sinaj area, boys collect my shoes nd transport money

You stay in ph

i had 2 experiences. first was one chick that she and her sisters used to crush on some 17 years ago. one way or the other,we got talking and she invited me to her house the next day. as a fine boy,i don baff up,dey go see babe with the hope of repeating my normal feat of same day lashing... unfortunately for her,her father decided to stay at home that day. only God knows the witchcraft that made him not to go to work. i got to her house,snubbed all the boys in front of her house and knocked confidently like an august visitor. only for the chick to come downstairs,open the gate and ask me "excuse me please,who are you looking for"? i looked back to see if there was someone behind me. just maybe,one of those guys sitting opposite her house,was standing behind me without my knowledge. when i was sure it was just me alone standing there,i answered in the affirmative: "you of course"! next thing i heard was:"sorry,my father is at home" and she banged the gate with a hiss,just to give the dad the impression that it's an unwanted visitor at the gate. i was so embarrassed to lift my legs to turn back. how do i walk awy from here with my head up high,i asked myself? the boys who had been watching the scene,started laughing and giggling behind me. after a while,i summoned up courage,cleaned my face and walked away. all my "baffing up" was wasted. a week later,i passed through her house and she started calling me. i looked at her and snubbed her and continued walking away. she was walking behind me and saying she's sorry and had to do that cos her dad was at home... she later on went to tell people i asked her out and when she was saying it in a gathering of some chicks and someone came to tell me,i walked up to where she and her friends where,and asked her when i asked her out. she couldnt say anything but was just looking at me. i warned her sternly not to ever try that nonsense with me again. after a while,i realized i shouldnt have done that,but should just have signed my signature on her and log out...


second one was my gf. her parents were strict and she told me not to come to her house. i used to go hang around her street and wait for any of her siblings being sent on errand,to call her. one day,i had waited for hours and nobody came out. so i decided to try my luck by knocking on their gate. unknowingly to me,the parents were sitting at the balcony. they stood up and came closer to the railing and asked who i was looking for. i mentioned my girl's name and told them that she and my elder sister are friends,and my sister sent me on errand to her. the mother looked at me and said "as big as you are,your sister is sending you on errand abi? she's not at home and dont ever come here to look for her again". i said "thank you ma" and went back to resume my hanging on the street duties till she comes out. things we do for love. years back,i spoke with her on phone and the mom was overhearing our convo from way back and was like ehen, you mean you guys were still doing all that despite the embargo? she was like: well,we just wanted you guys to be serious and read your books. now that you guys are adults,you can do whatever you like and no one will disturb you. we all laughed about it and i even went to see the mom when she came into town. unfortunately,i wasnt stable enough then to get married and the chick couldnt wait due to medical issues that she had as she wasnt growing younger,and was told she would have issues with child bearing if she didnt get married on time. i still miss her though but we are good friends and still chat from time to time. very pretty tall beautiful girl,she is.

Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.

I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass.

So what kind of tongue would u want to eat ur ass?

There was this girl i was crushing on way back. Little did i know that she had a thing for me too. We will spreak casually on phone. Sometimes i tease her about her boyfriend, and she tell me she does not have one. She told me of a Doctor she was crushing on, even though i got confused somehow, i started giving her skills on how to position herself, so that the Doctor can see her availability and hopefully something can start off from there. I gave this advise reluctantly but professionally. I noticed that she will always be the one to call at midnight trying to discuss generally. Na that time my brain reset, i then began talking flirtatiously with her on phone. Not up to one week our style of discussion hanged, i asked her over, she refused and asked that i came over. I told her i will be closing late from work (Na scope oh! That is it okay if i come around by 7pm, she obliged. When i got to her house, i noticed her cousin stylishly excused us, being a sharpish Festac brought up; i decoded the message. When she came in, clad in a a beatiful flowery silky gown, she bent to pick something from under her bed, in her one room apartment. Oh my world, little did i know she wanted to show me her natural endowment in 3D and in real time. At this point, i stood up, held her and told her "You don't need to seduce me, i am already lost". We went to cloud 17 that night that she asked "Are you not late for work". This is true life story oh!

Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.

ogbeni!!! i hail oooooooooooo

QueenSekxy:
lol

I don't have a crush

That guy you are liking

sinaj:
Lieon

Hmmm

BiafranBushBoy:
lol

Crush? Who remembers that drink?

It was once my best. I practically drank it everyday when I was 11years every scholl day

Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.

You, sir, are a genius.

What is crush...the only crush I know is candy crush

Hmmm

wow.....to all those that dropped their experience, I say thank u cos u all made me laugh out seriously at my place of work.........well I have no experience with any crush cos wen I see dem I just admire them, smile and pass......no time for issues .....

Gentlebabs : "no need to seduce me I am already lost"

Good lyrics stored for future purposes.

Me embarasment too much for me to even try and remember. The only thing is I always held my head high when leaving ....


















To weep profusely in my fortitude of solace.

Mine was a girl crushing on me.It all started from 2go to facebook where we exchange pleasant and romantic chats.I never knew that all this period she was crushing on me and waiting for the day to see me one on one.That opportunity finally availed itself and she utililized it to the fullest. We have known each other via the internet for close to 4years but have not seen. This very year on a good day while i was chatting with her she told me categorically that she will be coming to lagos and wants to spend sometime with me.I was like wow!How am i going to do this?But i later asked her the main reason for coming to lagos.she said to attend a friends wedding and from there will come to my place on sunday and depart on monday morning. I told her that i am going to have sex with her if she comes but that didnt deter her from coming.To cut the long story my good friend Bose from ilorin in kwara state finally came around 7pm in the evening.Wow she was so sexy and full of life.Seeing me for the first she gave me a peck and was very excited.I showed her to the bathroom to take a warm bath.After refreshing her body she called me to come stay with her on bed.Instantly she was kissing me and touching all parts of my body.At this juncture she was not wearing anything.I quietly dipped my hands into her private part and she went haywire.That was how we finally had sex that night for 3 consecutive times.We really enjoyed that moment together.At 7am on monday morning i escorted her to the park where she boarded a bus going back to ilorin.I later called her to thank for making feel like Man.

That one na lie
you no play ur cards well, and as she talk , he no even fine self ...lol

RETIREDMUMU:
[b]chai see babe, her back heavy load her front big orange na so i get huge crush on this babe, she is a girl every niggqq eyeing

i had being trying to woo this babe but she's is being hard to get, perhaps because she is ajebo and am a full time ajepako guy


she comes and visit her friends around my place of work.


whenever she passes there i just stop her, trying to still wooing her, all she always says na 'i have boyfriend'.


so had being threatening her with this my proposal, so one faithful day she just call me say i should visit her, i was like wetin i hear sef, i was very excited like this babe finally agreed


so next day i go see one my hausa mohla wey dey sell accessories, na so i buy one chain, and one cheap handband, then i proceeds to one ipob goan buy one okrika jeans and one kind t shirt, abeg boy go fine nao


na so i entered bus, from bodija to oluyole

i called the babe on phone and she finally lead me to their house, behold na so i see her hugging one guy

me:hello but ur house too far oo

babe: (still hugging the guy) and so shebi nq u wan date a fine girl nao, so pls sit on that chair am coming


they trekked reach out of my sight


na so i angrily grab one chair wey dey their front house, i was frustrated and angered by what i just heard, i waited for 30 minutes, suddenly i began hearing laughter.

na the babe and her friend laughing now, i think the guy don go now.

babe: (laughing) that him, he wan date a fine girl na there he go wait till him dey go

friend : (laughing hard) why nao that too bad nao, just pity am nao

babe: i had already told him i have a boyfriend

friend: he no even fine sef



qnd that how they kept gossiping my whole drama,i just wish make ground swallow me in that moment i just left dat day, frustrated, flabbergasted, angered, dehydrated, starved n stuttered!!






moral:when a girl keep telling u i have a bf, just keep off!![/b]

[quote author=Abbeycharles post=61886358]I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

you are indeed a criminal.

QueenSekxy:

tell us your story

yes give us detail

Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.

Respect. I salute

Lawlahdey:
Great. Now that you have understood, keep off.

People forming rubbish. Goan sleep. Ewu Gambia

ibietela2:

You stay in ph

Nah, only passed by

Skinnienigga:
Lool. Make I talk my own.

So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her.
Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.

Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.

I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.

Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.

Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc"..

" Oga gen" story made me laugh so laud. I think women are the only problem men have

[Lmao, baba you be better crook ;Dquote author=Abbeycharles post=61886358]I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.[/quote]

Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured

Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.

Fast-forward

We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.

The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf

I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.

I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything

To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.

The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating.

You're a genius.

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Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.

I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass.

My dear this is too extreme and uncalled 4.

goodvision12:
Mine was a girl crushing on me.It all started from 2go to facebook where we exchange pleasant and romantic chats.I never knew that all this period she was crushing on me and waiting for the day to see me one on one.That opportunity finally availed itself and she utililized it to the fullest. We have known each other via the internet for close to 4years but have not seen. This very year on a good day while i was chatting with her she told me categorically that she will be coming to lagos and wants to spend sometime with me.I was like wow!How am i going to do this?But i later asked her the main reason for coming to lagos.she said to attend a friends wedding and from there will come to my place on sunday and depart on monday morning. I told her that i am going to have sex with her if she comes but that didnt deter her from coming.To cut the long story my good friend Bose from ilorin in kwara state finally came around 7pm in the evening.Wow she was so sexy and full of life.Seeing me for the first she gave me a peck and was very excited.I showed her to the bathroom to take a warm bath.After refreshing her body she called me to come stay with her on bed.Instantly she was kissing me and touching all parts of my body.At this juncture she was not wearing anything.I quietly dipped my hands into her private part and she went haywire.That was how we finally had sex that night for 3 consecutive times.We really enjoyed that moment together.At 7am on monday morning i escorted her to the park where she boarded a bus going back to ilorin.I later called her to thank for making feel like Man.

But your experience is devoid of humiliation bro

Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.

I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass.

Ah ah, easy fine girl, I understand why you are so pissed, sometimes it's better to ignore this kind of person(dead rat) or better still, report him OK. You were really harsh, you are too beautiful for that kind of outburst, especially when you may never get to see such person in reality, it's just social media OK.

ugoswaggz:

kai, watch your language, act like a lady if you're one

U are very right,am a lady too nd i was jst shaking my head reading her comment,,na mouth go drive dis one comot for husband aos,,dey think is all abt beauty

ibietela2:


Hmmm

lol wat

DeadRat:
Na Wa... No Be Fight Na... There Are A Thousand Ways You Could Have Said This Without The Insults/ humiliations ... I Was Not Tryin To Asslick You... All These Things We Doing Here Is For Fun Nothing Personal... I Knew All That You Said, I Guess I Was Just Stupid Enough To Continue trying To Befriend You Despite The Snubs... Enjoy Your Evening Lola

My guy you are matured,

makydebbie:
Be booking space to tell lies, we're waiting.

why not tell your own lies maám

Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.

I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass.

kai, this is unfair now. The last sentence can get you charged for attempted murder of ego

Effiezynews:


Okay sis..Good for him!

Did you just say good for him?
Unbelievable! !!