| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by talk2percy(m): 1:04pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
RETIREDMUMU:
[b]chai see babe, her back heavy load her front big orange na so i get huge crush on this babe, she is a girl every niggqq eyeing
i had being trying to woo this babe but she's is being hard to get, perhaps because she is ajebo and am a full time ajepako guy
she comes and visit her friends around my place of work.
whenever she passes there i just stop her, trying to still wooing her, all she always says na 'i have boyfriend'.
so had being threatening her with this my proposal, so one faithful day she just call me say i should visit her, i was like wetin i hear sef, i was very excited like this babe finally agreed 
so next day i go see one my hausa mohla wey dey sell accessories, na so i buy one chain, and one cheap handband, then i proceeds to one ipob goan buy one okrika jeans and one kind t shirt, abeg boy go fine nao 
na so i entered bus, from bodija to oluyole
i called the babe on phone and she finally lead me to their house, behold na so i see her hugging one guy
me:hello but ur house too far oo
babe: (still hugging the guy) and so shebi nq u wan date a fine girl nao, so pls sit on that chair am coming
they trekked reach out of my sight
na so i angrily grab one chair wey dey their front house, i was frustrated and angered by what i just heard, i waited for 30 minutes, suddenly i began hearing laughter.
na the babe and her friend laughing now, i think the guy don go now.
babe: (laughing) that him, he wan date a fine girl na there he go wait till him dey go
friend : (laughing hard) why nao that too bad nao, just pity am nao
babe: i had already told him i have a boyfriend
friend: he no even fine sef
qnd that how they kept gossiping my whole drama,i just wish make ground swallow me in that moment  i just left dat day, frustrated, flabbergasted, angered, dehydrated, starved n stuttered!!
moral:when a girl keep telling u i have a bf, just keep off!![/b] Chai....take heart, she really dealt with u. |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Donshemzy1234: 1:04pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
I really don't know what you guys are talking about but surely the two armed robbers should have dropped what they stole to avert jungle justice and for the police men they shouldn't have taken the bribe. 1 Like |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Dafreeguy(m): 1:04pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Dasherz:
the only guy I am crushing on is a nollywood actor and I have not met him in person  kontinu oo.. til u r 35 or 40 |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by obinoral1179(m): 1:09pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Skinnienigga:
Lool. Make I talk my own.
So I was in 100l and I had this fine chick I was crushing on. She was one of the hottest girls in our church that year (yes, I used to be a sinner), friendly and all. I was mad over her.
Anyways, I mustered up courage and went to talk to her, and she seemed to like me too. I wan crase! Wasn't long before she invited me to her house (she was still seeking admission). Her parents were separated (but still had a good relationship) and she lived with her mom (working class) so life was good.
Fastforward to that day, I got to her house and she welcomed me with very few clothes on. I died of anticipation. We went in and right in the middle of 'setting fire to the rain' we heard her dad's car horn (both parents had different horn patterns for easier identification). Omo see panic. No where seemed good enough to hide. Finally, I packed all my stuff and ran into their 'generator house'. The man's driver drove in and then he decided to sit in the balcony (facing the gen house directly). Oh did I mention that her father was a very strict Muslim? So coming out was probably equal to some nasty ordeal like getting devoured by their mighty dogs or being chased by the driver and beaten silly. Her mother then came home about 10 mins after the man. Apparently the man wasn't feeling too okay.
I sha hid in the gen house for over 4 hours. Couldn't leave cos both parents decided that the balcony was good enough to relax. The man even slept off gaan. All this time, my crush was a nervous wreck.. She became 'miss obedient' to her parents occasionally sending me texts of 'I'm sorry' while I was discovering the dizzying powers of inhaling burnt gasoline over a long period of time.
Finally tho, I got rescued by her younger siblings (3 small girls). They heard I was in asylum directly opposite their parents and found a way to get me out without their parents noticing anything. I almost shed tears of joy that day.
Till today, one of them (her siblings) calls me "Oga gen" and if they want to tease me, I start hearing things like "Engineer Mikano" and "Nnpc".. 
this got me laughing...... Ministers of power 3 Likes |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Generalsamm(m): 1:09pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured
Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.
Fast-forward
We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.
The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf
I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.
I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything
To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.
The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating. lol....Sharp Guy! |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by DreamSonInlaw(m): 1:10pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
tosyne2much:
Mine goes this way.
I paid a courtesy visit to this girl I was crushing on who always accused me of being uncaring and all that.
We were both in the sitting room kissing and smooching passionately and we got carried away, oblivious of the fact that her dad already drove in, unannounced and walked in quietly
The AC was on and we were both sweating profusely. She hurriedly took few text books littered on the dinning table so it would seem as if we were rubbing minds together in solving some questions.
As the man stepped in, he saw me on the table sweating profusely with my shirt unbuttoned and she explained to him that I actually came to help her out with her mathematics assignment.
I greeted the obviously perplexed man who shook his head and entered into his room without uttering a word. Few minutes later, he called and sent her on an errand just to deal with me.
Immediately she stepped out, he came out of his room and began to interrogate me. Before I knew it, he landed a slap on my face and quietly tortured me like a terrorist. How I got out of their house becomes a mystery to me till date
My people, na love clear for my eyes ooo
Over to you guys What were you still doing in the House when he entered his room..You bin dey wait for transport se? 12 Likes |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by talk2percy(m): 1:12pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Funny stories...Buh I haven't had such funny experience(s)I have always had my way with my crushes somehow...and nah God shaa.. |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Dafreeguy(m): 1:12pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Lawlahdey:
Great. Now that you have understood, keep off. ur own is too much.. someone cannot play with this one ni 9 Likes |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by SmartyPants(m): 1:15pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured
Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.
Fast-forward
We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.
The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf
I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.
I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything
To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.
The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating. Hahaha ma nigaa You just made me remember one similar incident that i went through with a family friend. I was 16 and the girl must have been 13/14, and she was a last child. I used to go over to her house whenever her family was away till one day we were naked in her room and her eldest bro came back with a guest or so... the girl was already freaking out and on the verge of crying but i quietly slipped out of her room and into the toilet, and then came out saying "dunno whats wrong, toilet won't flush". the guy bought the line and was asking me what i put in the toilet, while my gf had gotten dressed by this point and came out to go "flush" the toilet for me. I walked out like a boss. 8 Likes |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Pidginwhisper: 1:20pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
makydebbie:
Be booking space to tell lies, we're waiting. I dey wait for you own lie  
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| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 1:22pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
DreamSonInlaw:
What were you still doing in the House when he entered his room..You bin dey wait for transport se? [i] I was hoping I would round off the mission that day  |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by DreamSonInlaw(m): 1:23pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Visiting my female friends is one tiring adventure I hate t do, because you visiting a girl is impliedly telling her family you are the one. But on the few occasions I did I got revered, except for the one I went as the girl was trying to open a bottle on Malt for me the thing poured on mu Kaftan & her neighbour was like don't marry her again...Just the not so pleasant |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by SlayQueenSlayer(m): 1:31pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Lawlahdey:
Great. Now that you have understood, keep off. You obviously are a classless bltch. 15 Likes |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 1:32pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
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| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by LilSmith55(m): 1:35pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
tosyne2much:
Bro, I no fit remember how I take comot for that house till date U knw remember! After I slap u dat day, u faint na so I carry u go dump u for our gate... |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by LilSmith55(m): 1:37pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
wristbangle:
Am here to ready nollywood scripts from peeps.
So prof tosyne2much after the slap, did u retaliate? Retaliate ke, him faint, ah con carry am go dump for gate... Na so e happen dat day oooo |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by 4rty(f): 1:39pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured
Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.
Fast-forward
We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.
The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf
I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.
I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything
To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.
The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating. Chaiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this one weak me I swear that is wat I call smooth criminal....LWKMD 3 Likes |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by tosyne2much(m): 1:39pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
LilSmith55:
U knw remember! After I slap u dat day, u faint na so I carry u go dump u for our gate... Abi now.. How u want make I remember with that kind slap wey you tear me |
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| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by uzoormah(m): 1:46pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
makydebbie:
Tell your lie and leave my comment na, is it your comment? When 2 girls fight, na their kpata we go see o ; 1 Like |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by 4rty(f): 1:46pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
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| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by brunobaba(m): 1:47pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
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| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Dasherz(f): 1:47pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Dafreeguy:
kontinu oo.. til u r 35 or 40
ugh dude it's a crush not a date ... so y the hate? anyways happy new month to u |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 1:49pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
brunobaba:
Epic... but seriously,wetin concern me. you funny |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by uzoormah(m): 1:57pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate you jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.
I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass. My sister..u dnt have sense at all 20 Likes |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by OMEGA009(m): 2:00pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Long ago, before the great war of 1882, in a distant land, Yours truly met a girl in the university who literally made the earth stop it's rotational spin whenever she said hi.
Fast forward, after about six months of toasting, cajoling, being stood up in the rain and the harmattan breeze, she finally kissed me and allowed me 2 press something.
Not wanting to loose my foothold on "kingslanding, I used my last pocket money to organise a picnic for just d two of us close to a "waterfall" near our school (ABSU guys know what I'm talking about)
After the wining and dining, I suggested we have a dip in the water as I wanted to consolidate on my previous touchery. Like play, like play, our clothes ended up scattered around the waterfall and as I was about to enter the promised land, 2 village hunters appeared with dane guns and accused us of desecrating their ancestral land
After much Abeg and parting with my last card (which I wanted to transport myself to my base off-campus, they let us go but not without polishing off the remaining booze and food that I had purposely left for round 2 stamina.
Crestfallen, I apologised for the "invasion" and we both walked back to civilization like 2 fowls wey rain don beat.
Funny enough, she followed me back 2 my room off-campus, paid for the fare, made me hot chocolate and gave me a second chance at the locus kpekus.
We dated for the remaining 2 years of my stay @ the university before she married a "December Returnee". 32 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 2:04pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Linda is my crush, I'm sure she ain't gonna humiliate me |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by Nobody: 2:04pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured
Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.
Fast-forward
We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.
The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf
I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.
I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything
To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.
The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating. fear go make u get sense, lolz 1 Like |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by karli4nia(m): 2:05pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Lawlahdey:
Dead rat or whatever you are, Are you so stupid to understand I don't appreciate St u jumping on my mention any how? Or is your mangled brain so clogged to comprehend?
Wtf is your problem?!! Get the fvck off and stop following me up and down the streets of NL.
I don't need a stanky tongue to lick my ass. Wow! I find this thread quite interesting cos it gives me the opportunity to recall many things. The Gothic Lola I guess got damn pissed so bad that she allowed her tenebrous emotions dictate her thoughts and word.. Not holding brief for no one...but its St we can all verify within us all if we pay attention to us. But the good news is that in the school of life there is repentance.. Many people learn and change for good when they r corrected.. Sorry! Dead rat!- was ur name coined from the fact that u can't do more than a dead rat! Cos u just kept ur cool! I love DAT! 4 Likes |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by uzoormah(m): 2:10pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Lawlahdey:
I have been trying to make my point without rudeness since but it didn't hit home. Polite words always help..see how u bashed him..as if he is not a human being...its really baad and painful |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by ibietela2(m): 2:17pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
She ignores me and finally told me not to waste my time |
| Re: Have You Ever Been Humiliated For Visiting Your Crush? Share Your Experiences by missyQween(f): 2:19pm On Nov 01, 2017 |
Abbeycharles:
I will share a near death experience I had in school because of konji. But I was very smart, if not, I would have been greatly Humiliated and tortured
Deola had the a nicest body structure and enticing boobs I ever seen in my life. The type you see Lalasticlala pushing to the front page to garner huge traffic. I met her at a wedding party and I found out she was in my dept but running part time programme. She had a bf (a cultist) but I told the courage and boldly asked for her number.
Fast-forward
We hooked up 2 to 3 times @ a friends place. since I knw say the boyfriend no dey enter that side. One day, na so Konji make me wear bathroom slippers run go her place for lashing, then around 6am or so the next day. Na so her bf knock on the door oooo and she started panicking, and I was panicking say I don die. But I was wise enough to quickly go to her kitchen. Told her to open the door and she did.
The dude walked in and I came out of the kitchen 20
seconds later with garri, rice and fresh tomatoes. I greeted the obviously perplexed bf
I said to her, thank you Deola for giving me what to eat this morning. I slipped into my bathroom slippers and left the room.
I acted it so real that the babe called to hail me, that the dude never suspected anything
To reinforce the I am a broke guy, I went to her place by 5:30am
knocked on d door and she gave me more foodstuffs.
The guy even gave me his rug and curtains the following semester since he was graduating. Lmao...This so funny |
