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Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by pu7pl3(m): 7:41pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
Fvcknames: Lol I know people have prescriptions to take weed from doctors and I know alchohol is more devastating than weed but my argument is where he said weed doesn't make you high that its just your mindset and that the only thing weed makes you do is fall asleep...bruh that's a blatant lie 6 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by virginpedro(m): 8:39pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
pu7pl3: http://pulse.ng/mental-and-physical-effects-of-marijuana-2014-4?r=US&IR=T |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by Gofwane(m): 9:38pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
Contd..... Sometimes when i sit down and begin to think about the kind of life i lead, i feel like shedding hot tears because truly, truly some of my close friends didn't make it to this point. And the most surprising thing is that non of them did upto half of what i did. So after the chimezie incident, i became scared of weed and promised myself that i will not take it again. But then, i had other bad lifestyle i continued with. I began to get popular. Actually, the event that brought me to limelight was the way i single handedly disorganised a party we went to. It was on a Sunday that Austin visited me at home and took me to a party he was invited to. The party was organised by three hausa guys. I must say that i was surprised when my friend told me it was those guys that invited him. We lived in the same hood with those hausa guys but we don't have any rapport with them. So on getting to the venue, we met a lot of guys outside because they were not allowed into the hall despite having the invitation card. Only the ladies were allowed in. Inside the hall were about 30 ladies dancing with only those three guys. Oboyy, the guys standing outside were devastated seeing how the girls they came with dancing with those three guys. Boobi and booty all over the place! Naturally, I'm a very quiet person and i don't even know how to dance with girls. So i just located a bar outside and ordered two bottles of harp for me and Austin but he was at the Hall trying to scope the bouncer to allow him enter. I had just finished my own bottle and was about to open the one i kept for Austin when suddenly i began to hear people shouting because some guys were Beating up one guy. I didn't even bothered to go and see who were fighting but suddenly, a guy rushed to me Guy: bros you are here relaxing while your home boy is over there receiving the beating of his life On hearing that, i picked up the bottle i was about to open and put it in the back pocket of my baggy jeans. On getting there, i saw two guys beating my friend and people were just watching. Without thinking twice, i rushed and landed a VERY deadly blow to one of them in the eye. Like a tree that was uprooted, the guy fell flat on the ground without moving. And on seeing what just happened, the other guy tried to whip me with the chain he was using on Austin but before he could do that, i pulled out the bottle in my back pocket and hit him in the head with all my strength. The bottle exploded and the guy was baptised by the beer inside. Still holding the remaining part of the bottle, i swung it at his face and gave him a terrible cut from his left ear straight down across the nose. The guy immediately ran away leaving his friend lying on the ground without moving. On seeing this, the guys watching the fight began to hail me! I just stood there watching Austin struggling to stand up. Just then, i over heard a guy telling another that Austin was invited to the party so that he will be caught and dealt with for crashing a party the previous Sunday. It was an ambush!! Those guys that beat up my friend payed some money to those three hausa guys that organised this party to invite Austin for them to beat him. On hearing that, i charged towards the hall like a demon-possesed bull, grab a metallic chair and began to break all the glass windows of the hall. Those girls that were dancing inside the hall all came out rushing. I don't even know how to describe the way those guys that were refused entry to the hall began cheering and hailing me for crashing this party, party they were bounced. With the damages done to the windows, the organisers will be arrested until they pay for the damages. One of the guys cheering me rushed and picked up his bike while the others helped Austin from the ground. The guy with the bike quickly escaped with me and my friend before the hotel securities arrived there. That was how i became popular to the extent that anytime i I'm walking on the streets, guys i don't even know will walk up to me, shake my hand and start telling me how they admired my bravery at that party i crashed. . . What a devilish way to become popular!!! Not too long after incident at the party, we became friends with the guy that gave us a ride at that party. His name was Dach. Soon, Dach was recruited to replace our fallen comrade, mezie. Like the rest of us, Dach was just getting to know about weed but he hasn't smoked it before but he lied to us that he was an expert. Not too long, Dach's sister gave birth and so sule met me and Peter in front of a brothel around our neighbourhood playing snooker and suggested we go and congratulate Dach's sister on her safe delivery. We got there and met her bathing her baby we greeted her and gave her the toiletries we bought for her. Then asked her about Dach. Sule: aunty where is Dach or has he gone out to work? (he is an okada man) Sister: no his bike is still inside the compound. Maybe he is in his room Me: ok let's go and check We entered inside and met him lying on the ground. Me: no work today? Dach: my body just dey weak. Sule: be a man and stand up and go to work. You know today is new year eve so we go need plenty money to buy enough booze and weed.. Dach: I said my body weak Sule: ok, don't worry, doctor sule is here to take care of you. Oya sit up... And so sule brought out a wrap of weed and began to roll it. Memories of my last experience with this grass just started playing in my head and i remembered mezie On seeing the stuff, dach jump up from bed like cold water was poured on him and begin to smile. Dach: sule, you are truly a qualified doctor Sule: oya let's go somewhere so that you can take your medicine Dach: no need of going anywhere. With that, he stood up and close his door and window then he brought out some sticks and light them. The smoke from the stick had a sweet scent. The scent will make smoke from the weed difficult to detect!!! Peter: (who hasn't said anything since we came in started hailing Dach for such a clever plan) chaiii Dach, you are a criminal wallahi. We all laughed and watch as Dach lit the weed and began smoking. I must confess, the guy sabi smoke like a pro. He will take a deep drag, exhale part of the smoke through his nose and the rest through his mouth. We were all impressed by his performance and kept on watching him like villagers that are seeing a television for the first time. Peter: Abeg Dach, make i kill the remaining one Dach: no way, this is a medicine and I am the only patient here. Sule: yes, leav him alone And so, he smoked all of it and then we continue discussing how we would celebrate the new year later with enough shayo for the boys. Suddenly, Dach began to shake his head from left to right, up and down. Me: guy, what is wrong nah? Dach: the building is shaking oh this house is about to collapse. Sule: oboyyeh, i am in trouble. So this guy na jjc oh. Another mezie episode is about to happen again. We were still thinking of what to do to help him, when the guy scream at the top of his voice Dach: my sister and her baby oh! Lemme go and save them before this building will collapse and crush them... With that, he zoomed out with speed to his sister's room and we begin to hear his voice shouting very, very loudly Dach: aunty, please take your baby and run outside this building is collapsing. We went there and saw his aunty holding her baby tightly and looking confused. Suddenly, he ran to the wall and started pushing it in an attempt to stop it from falling on his aunty and the baby Dach: (breathing hard and even sweating) aunty, please i beg you take your baby and run outside this wall is becoming too heavy for me to hold it i might release it anytime now. His sister began to sense what has happened Sister: what did you people give to him? Sule: nothing! But when we enter his room we met him smoking something. His aunty then asked us to hold him tightly as she ran outside to a pharmacy nearby. After about two minutes, she came in with another lady dressed like a nurse. We held him tightly as he continued struggling to stand up and save his aunt and the baby. The nurse then injected him with something until he passed out. We stood up and left and decided that we will come and check on him before the new year celebration begins If only we could have a peep about what was to happen that day during the celebration, none of us would have left our homes To be contd..... 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by Nobody: 9:54pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
fride on op... |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by Nobody: 10:06pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
pu7pl3: Nor mind am oh guy. I smoked for 11 years na this year I finally stop. Weed nor good for Aries people. He dey slow us down 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by Nobody: 10:15pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
michael142:I swear down brother. Na the first better comment I don see so far. Weed dey slow Aries down walahi. 3 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by pu7pl3(m): 10:23pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
michael142: Lol I dey tell you |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by pu7pl3(m): 10:34pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
Lol dach was feeling like samson 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by Fvcknames: 10:39pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
pu7pl3: It makes you high, but personally, what I feel is that weed does not make one run mad, it only triggers it What I mean is that, the person already has it in his/her genes, like he might be schizophrenic or have tendencies, but the weed will only cause the "manifestation". 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by pu7pl3(m): 10:46pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
Fvcknames: Ok bruh |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by phranco(m): 10:46pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
let me share my own experience smoking weed the first time with u guys, its funny each time I remember it. It hppnd 2002,on a sunday morning.i went to play football with my frnds on football pitch of one primary skul lyk dat.on getting there,my guys started smoking weed.they conviced me 2 join them,that it will make me sharp and play very well.Omo na so i collect smoke 4rm one of de guys o,sipped it 4x only o,omoh c as i come lazy n dull o.i just managed 2 pull off my clothes,2 join dem in the pitch.omoh make una com c play o,na so de ball de appear double 4 my eyes.i will leave de main ball and be pursing de ball's shadow.if i want 2 pass to teammate,i will pass de ball 2 a shadow,cos de whole players appeard double b4 my eye's.i substituted myself cos i was playing terribly bad.after the match,we startd going home.wen i got 2 my hous,my mum asked of my clothes,i lukd at myself,it was only boxer i was putting on and bare footed.it was wen it dawned on me dat i hav 4gttn my clothes n slippers in de pitch.i told mum dat i 4got 2 collet dem 4rm my frnd as we were busy chatting on our to the house. This waz my first xperience smoking weed,my 2nd xperience is coming shortly 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by TundeHashim(m): 10:46pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
nice write up, I must confess! |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by Maduawuchukwu(m): 10:48pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
Different pple have different opinions about weed but generally medical practitioners warn against it. It triggers mental illness in people who are predisposed to it and even changes the thought pattern of many people who are not predisposed to it. When I was seeing a psychiatrist I remember that one of the key questions he asked me as concerns my illness was whether I smoked weed and there was a program for rehabilitating weed smokers so I guess the thing na to holy like that o. 3 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by philfearon(m): 10:52pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
Csami:You are right though. |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by phranco(m): 11:24pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
My 2nd funny xperience smoking weed goes thus.... One sunny afternun lyk dat,bak in those dayz,i accompanied my guys 2 their bunk in a bush.they moulded jumbo size 4 themselves and moulded pencil size 4 me as a starter.omoh na so we begin smoke o.i managed 2 finish my own,na so i begin laff o.wetin cause am? just because if i luk at any of them,the person will appear lyk monkey or chimpanzee b4 my eyes.if i luk at the trees within,it wil seem as if they laffing at me,i wil laff bak at them.omoh see as i the laff uncontrably even pass person wey inhale nitrous oxide gas.evening is fast approaching,they begged me 2 comport myself so that we culd go home.though i don lazy,i managed 2 arrange myself and we left.on my way home,i came accross a very big stagnant water caused by untarred bad road.the weed just whisperd"stop"na so i match automatic break.the weed whisperd again,"jump that water".i gazed at the water 2 knw weda am closer enuff 2 jump.the water appeard so close even b4 my feet,not knowing dat the water is more than 2 meters away.i even 4got the pedestrian walkway beside the water.na so i move a step backward and jump"fiam",i found myself directly at de middle of the water.omoh my eye just clear,i walkd slugishly and lazily out of the water.ppl around started staring at me o,my snickers and trousers just got soakd.na so i waka reach house.luckily i met only my litle sis at home,and wit dat hunger wey dey hammer me lyk persn wey neva eat sinc 5 days,i just enta kitchen.luckily they hav prepared nyt fut already cos its getting a lil bit dark.na so i draw the kitchen stool closer,begin eat directly 4rm de pot of soup and bowl of garri,within few minutes,i don download the whole garri o,just enta my rum direct omoh see sleep.afta a while sumbody woke me up,it was my mum.she asked "who finishd dat bowl of garri?"i replied "i did".she said it cant be possible,an argument ensued cos she culdnt blieve dat i alone ate the garri.wel 2 stop de argument,i had 2 tell her dat i came bak wit two of my guys,we ate de food.she waz then convincd,i went bak 2 my sleep. I no go eva 4get dat day. 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by Sniper4real(m): 11:33pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
philfearon: I no agree for that 2nd to d last line, it can only happen If na only eating u dey eat am. |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by Samiking(m): 11:41pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
nice one... |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by Topshow4real: 11:48pm On Nov 02, 2017 |
owensking: I've read this before on nairaland https://www.nairaland.com/1532526/experience-weed 5 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by arleck: 12:13am On Nov 03, 2017 |
Op! Baba
Why yhu cun dy lie like this?
e gud for ur eyes?
e gud for ur eyes? |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by arleck: 12:16am On Nov 03, 2017 |
The Best Way To Enjoy Weed is to top up with tramadol 100mg and codine then knack ur weed ontop am, best feeling ever 2 Likes |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by Forceup(f): 12:18am On Nov 03, 2017 |
Nice |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by arleck: 12:24am On Nov 03, 2017 |
Forceup:a junkie is spotted, You Smoke Weed Too sweetheart |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by Nobody: 1:21am On Nov 03, 2017 |
Busted |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by danieljessy: 1:47am On Nov 03, 2017 |
owensking:Why you just lie for no reason. Na wa oo |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by khiaa(f): 2:12am On Nov 03, 2017 |
philfearon: I agree, alcohol is much worse than weed and it has no benefits to it except for red wine of course. Weed is legal here in California, United States and starting Jan. 2018 it will be legal to grow and sell marijuana creating more jobs. As of now we can buy cannabis oil (marijuana oil) in the health store for cooking, and using on our hair and skin. It's some good stuff. The side affects of weed besides the high are laughter, the munchies and sleep, now what could be wrong with that? Marijuana is a godsend to people suffering with cancer because it eases the pain, gives them their appetite back which helps them to put back on some of the weight that the cancer caused them to loose and it puts laughter back into their souls, and this has been proven. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by owensking(m): 2:18am On Nov 03, 2017 |
danieljessy: You nor sabi read?...where I write am say na me talk am?... |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by khiaa(f): 2:47am On Nov 03, 2017 |
Gofwane: That was some bad weed you guys were smoking, I bet you don't even know what kind you were smoking. It sounds like the guy that your friend bought the weed from laced it with something because weed don't make people react like that even if it is their first time. You should find out what the seller mixed it with. I have never smoked weed before but my first experience with it was amazingly sexy. 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by signature2012(m): 3:17am On Nov 03, 2017 |
khiaa: How were you able to have experience without smoking it? |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by shollish(m): 5:59am On Nov 03, 2017 |
. |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by chiraqDemon(m): 7:06am On Nov 03, 2017 |
Lmao. Reminds me of my first time |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by Alezy(m): 8:00am On Nov 03, 2017 |
khiaa:jeez....seriously? You even know all this? Ur first experience? Wow 1 Like |
Re: My Experience With Marijuana (weed) by philfearon(m): 8:01am On Nov 03, 2017 |
khiaa:Thank you for this piece sister. Preach on! 1 Like 1 Share |
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