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Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by Incrizz(f): 8:12am On Jan 19, 2018

jiksman3:

No ma'am, it's too late

Wharra pity.
I may no longer be here in that time, to watch out for your comment, when you all realise the errors of your ways.

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by EOOJ(m): 8:29am On Jan 19, 2018

Incrizz:

Haba ant??

Yes o... Ant grin

It just reminded me of a day wen we went out as a family. While we were still gisting n walking round, my sister who was wearing trouser started doin d scratching thingy... Followed by mj dance grin

She ended up removing her trouser there n then o only for us to discover dat a lizard entered.....

So u see...it just could b a stobborn ant o grin

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by jiksman3: 8:33am On Jan 19, 2018

Incrizz:

Wharra pity.
I may no longer be here in that time, to watch out for your comment, when you all realise the errors of your ways.

Dolls wil not nag

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by Incrizz(f): 4:47pm On Jan 19, 2018

jiksman3:

Dolls wil not nag

But will need battery to operate.

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by jiksman3: 5:05pm On Jan 19, 2018

Incrizz:

But will need battery to operate.

I geh Gen

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by Incrizz(f): 5:16pm On Jan 19, 2018

jiksman3:

I geh Gen

That's exactly my point, it's inanimate.

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by Incrizz(f): 5:16pm On Jan 19, 2018

EOOJ:

Yes o... Ant

It just reminded me of a day wen we went out as a family. While we were still gisting n walking round, my sister who was wearing trouser started doin d scratching thingy... Followed by mj dance She ended up removing her trouser there n then o only for us to discover dat a lizard entered.....

So u see...it just could b a stobborn ant o

Lol.

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by jiksman3: 10:08pm On Jan 19, 2018

Incrizz:

That's exactly my point, it's inanimate.

We will manage it as long as we cum

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by AceDomino(m): 11:20pm On Jan 19, 2018

Incrizz:

Of everyone's comment I read on this thread, you were the only person I felt like flogging with water cane.

Water cane?
What does it taste like?
Sweet, I guess?
But, haba, what I do now? (grin)

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by Incrizz(f): 7:44pm On Jan 27, 2018

jiksman3:

We will manage it as long as we cum

Until the novelty wears of.

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by jiksman3: 10:28pm On Jan 27, 2018

Incrizz:

Until the novelty wears of.

Ochi atogbuom

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by emilfischer(m): 1:19am On Jan 28, 2018

Dimples129:
Boys approach you

I hate when they keep their hands warm, under their pants, then thinking he could touch me

I tell em straight that shi is unhygienic

babe you so fine

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by Rockyrascal(m): 9:12am On Jan 28, 2018

Incrizz:
Scratching your balls!!

If you scratch your balls while toasting me, be it stylishly, codedly, swayingly, thigh-rubbingly or outrightly, you may as well look forward to a life without me in it!

Like guys, seriously?
Scratching means you're promiscuous!
Scratching means because of your promiscuity, you have contracted an infection so viral that you can't hide it.

I...I...don't want to be a part of that

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Pic1701

if that guy's picture you posted up there makes advances towards you, will ye not accept thy request cheesy

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by Incrizz(f): 9:33pm On Feb 02, 2018

Rockyrascal:
if that guy's picture you posted up there makes advances towards you, will ye not accept thy request

Him, his money, his scratching, his life and all that he represents, I reject totally.

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by Incrizz(f): 9:35pm On Feb 02, 2018

jiksman3:

Ochi atogbuom

Bia! Speak English lol

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by jiksman3: 10:15pm On Feb 02, 2018

Incrizz:

Bia! Speak English lol

Amarom asu English

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by coolscott(m): 1:51am On Feb 03, 2018

Incrizz:
Scratching your balls!!

If you scratch your balls while toasting me, be it stylishly, codedly, swayingly, thigh-rubbingly or outrightly, you may as well look forward to a life without me in it!

Like guys, seriously?
Scratching means you're promiscuous!
Scratching means because of your promiscuity, you have contracted an infection so viral that you can't hide it.

I...I...don't want to be a part of that

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Truly, guys have just formed the habit.
No infections but it looks really somehow sha.
Trouser crotch area grabbing sometimes is to adjust boxers within.

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by Rockyrascal(m): 7:29am On Feb 03, 2018

Incrizz:

Him, his money, his scratching, his life and all that he represents, I reject totally.

I hear you...hope you don't have any of his songs on your playlist undecided

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by Incrizz(f): 8:27pm On Feb 04, 2018

Rockyrascal:
I hear you...hope you don't have any of his songs on your playlist

Olorunmaje!!!

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Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by Incrizz(f): 8:31pm On Feb 04, 2018

coolscott:

Truly, guys have just formed the habit.
No infections but it looks really somehow sha.
Trouser crotch area grabbing sometimes is to adjust boxers within.

I'm not talking crotch grabbing o.
The one that ayam talking about is putting hand inside pocket and be "counting money" THINKING no one is noticing.

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Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by coolscott(m): 12:40pm On Feb 05, 2018

Incrizz:

I'm not talking crotch grabbing o.
The one that ayam talking about is putting hand inside pocket and be "counting money" THINKING no one is noticing.

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by amakadihot87(f): 1:26pm On Feb 05, 2018

ULSHERLAN:
What kind of men approach you and scratch their balls. Let us see your picture

........hahahaha

Re: If You Do This While "Toasting" Me, I'll Never Say Yes by Incrizz(f): 8:15pm On Feb 05, 2018

amakadihot87:
........hahahaha

Don't listen to him tongue

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