davsquared:

nice jokes efe, pls keep dem coming

Thanks davsquared - glad u like 'em

oboidanre:

Shuo!!! Efe u no dey sleep?

u nko??

oboidanre:

I meant - and what about you? Don't you sleep either??

I know wat u meant lol

hi babes,hw was ur weekend?

My dear weekend was cool - a pity it went so fast!

and how was yours babes?

Efe oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo How are uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

^^lol

I take it someone's missed me!

I'm fine dearie - and you??

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GIRLS DON'T TOAST EACH OTHER!!

blacksta:

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yes toasting is in progress,

we r about toasting ur a.s.s

Indeed a JOKES GAY SECTION on Nairaland.

Abeg who see where Lysaa run pass?

Sledge - waka pass jor!

A Doctor Phones His Patient

"its your wife sir,we have mixed up her test results. we're not sure if she has Alzheimers or AIDS"

"so what should i do then?" asks the concerned husband

"well if she finds her way home-for gods sake don't f.uc.k her"

The Man Who Prayed For A Different Life

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife
merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please
allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen." God, in his
infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.



The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose,
cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school
clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school,
came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and
stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove
home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the cheque
book. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. Then it was
already 1P.M. and he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum,
dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them
on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to
do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he
did the ironing. At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing
vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for
supper.

After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded
laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was
exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed
where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through
without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said:
Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's
being able to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade back."

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied: "My son, I feel you have
learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way
they were."

You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last
night."

Efe!! Chop knuckle!!

You try. Clap for yasef!!

Lol, i likie

Shey you follow me see say Efe talent don dey rise like bread wey dem add yeast.

Na confirm, na hin b say d work wey i bin dey do untop am nor dey in vein. @last joke - bt y d man nor fit abort d pregnancy

Thanks OJ and Dani

Glad you guys like 'em

here's one more joke for you all. . .

Living Life Backwards

I want to live my next life backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
When you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous
and you get ready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then, 
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger
quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an Or.ga.sm
I rest my case.

Bravo!!          

Wow!! Efe you try!! So you don finally graduate from Studio School of Comedy you no tell me?!

nice jokes Efe!!!

lol
Efe the sabi pikin

hehehe

Only trying to make my little contribution to the Jokes Section o!

But thanks all - glad you liked them

Okija_juju:

Shey you follow me see say Efe talent don dey rise like bread wey dem add yeast.

<blushes>

OJ!! - seriously, now you're embarassing me. . .lol

But thanks for the vote of confidence sha

Efe see as you dey happy like dog wen dey lick sore.

Efemena_xy:

Living Life Backwards

Curious case of Benjamin Button

@Efemena_xy,
Keep it up, your jokes are lively except "Living backward". How can Ogas,  be a joke? It is reality.

sledge406:

Efe see as you dey happy like dog wen dey lick sore.
Curious case of Benjamin Button

Sledge!!

I no even know how to answer that one now - maybe later I go deal wiff ya!

**where you dey hide since? abi dem ban you??**

Hotwire:

@Efemena_xy,
Keep it up, your jokes are lively except "Living backward". How can Ogas, be a joke? It is reality.

Not for everyone, but then again - you could be right. . .

Efemena_xy:

Sledge!!

I no even know how to answer that one now - maybe later I go deal wiff ya!

**where you dey hide since? abi dem ban you??**

Wetin dey dere to talk say "Sledge, I missed you, where have u been?"
Nor let me dey teach u all dese tings abi u want make I smack u?

Control your excitment man!!

and no, you nor fit whip me - na me go do the whipping on you. . .

now stay on topic pls. . .

Lovely Mum!

A very loud, unattractive, hard-faced woman walks into a supermarket with her two
kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The door greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to our store, nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"

The fat ugly woman stops screaming long enough to snarl:

"Of course they bloody aren't! The oldest, he's nine and the younger one,
she's seven. Why the hell would you think they're twins?,  Do you really
think they look alike, ya dickhead?"

"Absolutely not," replies the greeter, "I just can't believe anyone would
s.ha.g you twice!"

^^