I hear the Jingle bells, it smells like a december!

Here at Jomo auctions, we turned the world inside out, to find the freshest and the best items for our customers, . . . it's always especially about the customer, that's our commitment!

This item was found on a beach in Santo Domingo, young, clean, fresh and Polished, almost immortal. . , .he radiates excellence and combines mental ingenuity with the ability to produce clear analysis of the most complicated problems.
He's practical, immaginative and extremely precise. . .if you ever dreamt about a knight cladded in a Shining armour, you have been dreaming about StephenP all your life. . , we bring you your dream!

Upsides:

Not an everyday guy, hardworking, very reliable and will do things for you that go above and beyond the call of duty. Cautious and diplomatic, cool and very reserved, renowned for his constructive ideas and an active intuitive power.

Downsides:

He's a plain strip down virgin {peharps an upside for some}, so if your fantasies had been about a stud who'd flip you over, go down under etc etc, .oh well, that was Sagamite, and we sold him not too long ago.
This item is shy, obsessive, and nags. . .there are rumors of mouth odour, we realize this could be embarassing, so we attach with him a box full of listerine. . .no worries, you can thank us later.

Bidding starts immdiately at 50 naira ---our commitement to slash all prices by half!

go on ladies, make your Christmas wish come true!

Oh finally I loveeeeeeee you Jomo-gbomo  

rokiatu:

Oh finally I loveeeeeeee you Jomo-gbomo  

everyone does

Jomo-gbomo:


He's a plain strip down virgin {peharps an upside for some},

Wow I don't care at all I don't mind

Jomo-gbomo:


This item  nags. .

Oh no!

Jomo-gbomo:


Downsides:

.there are rumors of mouth odour, we realize this could be embarassing, so we attach with him a box full of listerine. . .no worries, you can thank us later.

STOP IT!!!!!!!

@TOPIC, I bid one million dollars (_{Ladies do not bid for this dude pls)}

Virgin ?? That dude ? hmm

He looks fine tho'


Jomo gbomo how far nah ?

Jomo gbomo how far nah ?

hey bunny, miss me? cos i do!

Jomo-gbomo:

hey bunny, miss me? cos i do!

I do too. . . . We dont get to see you much these days

MzDarkSkin , sweeety, I think UjuJoan is jealous coz I said u the most beautiful lady on Nairaland.

She said to me: STOP THAT, ITS A LIE

^^

This FULL TIME IBO CRACKHEAD is still here makin noise!!

ifyalways:

For where ooooh . . .My intentions was to bid him for you and Dayo for Toyosi.
I've got good eyes sis and i know what who wants/needs.

O.K now you are my very best friend!

190:

Thank God say them never auction the real human beings (190,170,dobodobo) comot from NL

Only the animals are been sold away!!

190:

Thank God say them never auction the real human beings (190,170,dobodobo) comot from NL

Only the animals are been sold away!!

Is this a soft reminder that you feel ignored?

Mr¬Cork:

MzDarkSkin , sweeety, I think UjuJoan is jealous coz I said u the most beautiful lady on Nairaland.

She said to me: STOP THAT, ITS A LIE

Did she? who is she again?

Mr¬Cork:

by the way, 190 has to be free gift!

LMFAO!

haaaaa those eyes ,those lips

Hmmn, I think on close perusal of the subject up for bidding. . . . (coughs noisily and braggishly ) I have decided to top the last bid of one million naira to more than ten times that. (coughs even harder and more convulsively ) In fact, let me go and close up my account, I'll be back .

Menh, wahala dey o. Fine boobobs dey here sha. I just hope the girls also look like barbie too, maybe close

Mr Cork, oh dear,u were banned again!
Wil u ever run out of the Cork series?

Any buy 1 get 1 free??

Na only GOODER lookin, what about STOUTER lookin?

d bigrod:

finally, rokiatu gets what she wants.

Yeah and no one seems to be bidding HEAVEN!

My god, this thread is still running?