Its the auctioneer's decision to take jaybee off the list. . .a long time client placed a heavy bid on him privately but if you can beat her bid by 10,000

and prove that you can take good care of the man if hez sold to yuh. We can arrange the papers ASAP

mobo for #0.00000000001K

Dyt:

mobo for #0.00000000001K

GBAM +99

I act in the absence of Jomo Gbomo the auctioneer : any higher bid for Mofo'419  

going going ! bid ladies. . . errr prefarably white ladies  

googles:

Its the auctioneer's decision to take jaybee off the list. . .a long time client placed a heavy bid on him privately but if you can beat her bid by 10,000

and prove that you can take good care of the man if hez sold to yuh. We can arrange the papers ASAP  

That too much for some dingaling (dikk), she can have him,

$800 for Mr Cork

googles:

I act in the absence of Jomo Gbomo the auctioneer : any higher bid for Mofo'419  

going going ! bid ladies. . . errr prefarably white ladies  

(laughing)  

Wait, white women that look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings or Gandalf from Lord of the Rings?

Candyness:

$800 for Mr Cork

Phone bid from a private client
$810 for Dr Cork

MrsEve:

That too much for some dingaling (dikk), she can have him,  

He is one of the eligible, young, intelligent men we have in stock . . . he cant come for the price of a dummy  

MrsEve:


(laughing)  

Wait, white women that look like Gollum from Lord of the Rings or Gandalf from Lord of the Rings?

Gollum will be my pick  

erm sowi can we bid lower
i think gollum can offer nt morew dan 0.002cedis

Candyness:

$800 for Mr Cork

up your bid. . .word has it dat a private bidder has raised the bar to $810

Dyt:

erm sowi can we bid lower
i think gollum can offer nt morew dan 0.002cedis

Oh my Mofo is dat worthless. . .shyt we are throwing him in the thrash bin.

we sell real deals not shyts

I will pay 10 million nairas just to throw mr cock in the incinerator,

ROFL.

MrsEve:

I will pay 10 million nairas just to throw mr cock in the incinerator,

***slams the auction hammer*** GBAM

Cork sold to the highest bidder .

(driving in and unlock the chains from mr cock's foot) (throws mr cock in the trunk) (drives off)

(playing HIGHWAY TO HELL by Coldplay)

Hurts huh? ^^^^

Awwwww! Is that what you put on your cupboard in the dorm room? There is nothing wrong with having an inspiration to do better and ugly people do make pretty babies from what I seen. You will do so well once you apply yourself. Nice inspiration picture by the way

190 is worth 70 Kobo , He is on sale!!!

Cork Mr:

190 is worth 70 Kobo    ,   He is on sale!!!

Seun don suffer. How many Mr Cork IDs will you open?

190:

^^
The Goat never dies,

Im happy Xmas is fast approaching

I know he wont survive this next Xmas attack!!

Look who is talking.You have your own series too.

Just dont try and instal those illegal softwares on your school network or else dem go use your nose blow whistle.

U guys will not kill me on NL

LWKMD @ Cork Mr. Damn it, I can't fit laff!

MrsEve:

(driving in and unlock the chains from mr cock's foot) (throws mr cock in the trunk) (drives off)

(playing HIGHWAY TO HELL by Coldplay)

Classic NL. LWKMD . Are you gonna bury him alive? *shudders*.

I hate buying used condemned things of any kind.

jay bee:

Nice creative thread  .
Let the fun begin
@ OP
Why not open the auction listing to all NLERS so people can come up with own entries.
Auction the following peeps;
190
mobo
Dr Corky
Dobodobo
Chamosex
Debosky
General TKB
Sagamite

Not available until I say so!

I dont take cash

i can only care for a good pussy

Hmmm, I see a spokeperson for Trojan Condoms,