Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.

MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.

Its totally normal.

Ask him if it pains him during sex, if it does then he may have Peyronie's disease.... This disease causes the penis to curve

Peyronie's disease
Fibrous scar tissue inside the penis that causes curved, painful erections.
Peyronie's disease is caused by repeated penile injury, typically during sex or physical activity

Na that type some girls dey like.

100% normal. Some dicks curve & i think some ladies love it curved.

Its normal jare.
But because we all see the straight ones.
But curvy dick deh

MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.

It's absolutely normal....so just take and calm down.....you are on the right course

Stop pushing cups












Ikwa Iko

MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.

How about you stay away from Pre-Marital Sex and give that body to your husband?? It'll save you a whole lot of headache.

Effect öf digging too much holes, his tool has bend.

I can officially call him Avatar The Dick Bender

Please don't allow him insert his bend dick into your straight viva... unless you have a bend viva.

Vagina was designed to take STRAIGHT THINGS, not BEND THINGS.

babies heads are straight
Dildos are straight
Cumcumbers are straight....
Normal people dicks are straight

OP so u are officially one of these so called hoes..

Girls are really being drilled in this Nigeria...

To that person saying she should save her body for her future husband,, do u know weda she is a vir*gin??

But what happens if my future husband ends up with a curved joystick? Shouldn't I be prepared for such a situation?

Marvyx:

How about you stay away from Pre-Marital Sex and give that body to your husband?? It'll save you a whole lot of headache.

Normal? I've never seen one like that before. But I haven't seen so many, so...

Skmoda360:

It's absolutely normal....so just take and calm down.....you are on the right course

Thanks for this information. I suppose I'm selfish to say this, but I'm more worried about my own comfort than whether it is paining him. I wish a fellow woman here can tell me if she's had sex with a man like that before. What did it feel like for the woman?

Thoughtfeed:


Its totally normal.

Ask him if it pains him during sex, if it does then he may have Peyronie's disease.... This disease causes the penis to curve

Peyronie's disease
Fibrous scar tissue inside the penis that causes curved, painful erections.
Peyronie's disease is caused by repeated penile injury, typically during sex or physical activity

My tool of havoc is a bit curved to the left on full erection. I've used it to drill scores and nobody seems to have noticed or complained. They just complain the banana is very huge when I try to force it in. Slightly curved yeah. It's normal 100%.

Shuo?

SeverusSnape:
Na that type some girls dey like.

zionmde:
Stop pushing cups












Ikwa Iko

So sex with your boyfriend makes you a hoe? What does it make the boyfriend?

Mywd:
OP so u are officially one of these so called hoes..

Girls are really being drilled in this Nigeria...

To that person saying she should save her body for her future husband,, do u know weda she is a vir*gin??

MaryJane24:
So sex with your boyfriend makes you a hoe? What does it make the boyfriend?

Digger lol.

Exactly what I don't want; TOOL OF HAVOC

MedicH:
My tool of havoc is a bit curved to the left on full erection. I've used it to drill scores and nobody seems to have noticed or complained. They just complain the banana is very huge when I try to force it in. Slightly curved yeah. It's normal 100%.

Na you sabi

MedicH:


Digger lol.

Skmoda360:

It's absolutely normal....so just take and calm down.....you are on the right course

Hahahaha, really on the right course.

Use pen and paper to draw curve, from the degree of curvature I'll be able to advise appropriately

MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.

If you love this guy, and you believe he is a gentleman, why not give him a try. Let him go in gently. If it pains you, he stops. That is one way to go about this

But yes, some women like it, as it can touch their g spot depending on how the giy goes in, and to what angle he is bent. If he is bent upwards, thats a g spot hit of doing missionary. U get my point?

Experiment. Enjoy. If you dont enjoy it during your experiments, or your boyfriend is not gentle, then u can take a walk

MaryJane24:
Normal? I've never seen one like that before. But I haven't seen so many, so...

Really?

**Cough** **cough**

We don hear you.

It is normal, the bending too much nii abi na wetin

Mywd:
OP so u are officially one of these so called hoes..

Girls are really being drilled in this Nigeria...

To that person saying she should save her body for her future husband,, do u know weda she is a vir*gin??

Even if she's not, she should save what's left.

Do you mean she should continue just because she's not a V?

MaryJane24:
Normal? I've never seen one like that before. But I haven't seen so many, so...

Calm down...it's normal .....don't be too hard on yourself ok...better still ask an health worker for more info...but I for one knew it's normal so far the dude don't have fibroid scar tissue before like thoughtfeed said above.....no shaking....

MaryJane24:
Hello peeps,
so, I signed up on nairaland today so that I can ask this question in peace. I sincerely hope you experienced members will say something useful to clear my doubts.
So I've been seeing this guy for three months- no sex. He is always asking for it but I finally agreed to do it with him on Saturday last week. But when I saw his thing, I dressed up very quickly and said we can't do it now. He asked me why but I was reluctant to tell him the real reason. His joystick is not straight but rather curved to the left side. It was fully erect when I noticed and I couldn't bear to let him force it into me. Is such a joystick a normal thing? Have you seen one like that before? How do you manage to have sex with it like that and is it painful? Thanks in advance for your help.

When it is slightly curve, it's d best . But when it z really curve; baby run 4 ur lyf cos u will b injure.

MaryJane24:
So sex with your boyfriend makes you a hoe? What does it make the boyfriend?

You dey mind the guy......make him dey talk with his teeth.

Tango123:


If you love this guy, and you believe he is a gentleman, why not give him a try. Let him go in gently. If it pains you, he stops. That is one way to go about this

But yes, some women like it, as it can touch their g spot depending on how the giy goes in, and to what angle he is bent. If he is bent upwards, thats a g spot hit of doing missionary. U get my point?

Experiment. Enjoy. If you dont enjoy it during your experiments, or your boyfriend is not gentle, then u can take a walk

Tango123:


If you love this guy, and you believe he is a gentleman, why not give him a try. Let him go in gently. If it pains you, he stops. That is one way to go about this

But yes, some women like it, as it can touch their g spot depending on how the giy goes in, and to what angle he is bent. If he is bent upwards, thats a g spot hit of doing missionary. U get my point?

Experiment. Enjoy. If you dont enjoy it during your experiments, or your boyfriend is not gentle, then u can take a walk

thumbs up

MaryJane24:
But what happens if my future husband ends up with a curved joystick? Shouldn't I be prepared for such a situation?

A curved joystick is not a death sentence for you or your future hubby. It's absolutely normal and can be medically corrected in extreme cases. Someone had earlier mentioned it. Most times, it even gets corrected on its own. You can read up about it.

That being said, young lady I'll reemphasize that you stay away from Pre-Marital Sex please. That everyone does it doesn't make it right. There's joy and honour in staying pure. Have respect for your body and your God who derives joy in seeing you pure. Good luck.